you're just mad cause Denmark had all the cool vikings
James Lewis
Didn't they cucked sweden for a couple centuries?
Jeremiah Flores
and look at them now
they will pay further for the stockholm bloodbath
Eli Cooper
>that middle finger text thing so 2006
Hunter Rivera
>Scandinavia >good Even the Finns are better and they're not Scandinavian.
Thomas Gomez
Looks comfy, needs some mountains though, but they have the Faroes and Greenland for compensation.
Nicholas Nelson
>this flag >this topic
Charles Bell
denmark is pretty chill desu
t. scanian
Xavier Cook
Why is the most eastern island is not Swedish?
Juan Perry
We let them keep it, I don't really remember if it was for strategic reasons or what it was but eh.
Mason Anderson
Better?
Nicholas Adams
>scandi banter
Anthony Peterson
They haven't discovered it yet due to them being so shit at sailing 1628 10. AUG. BEST DAY EVER
Gabriel Lewis
...
Henry Price
>and look at them now they seem pretty good these days
Jackson Cook
...
Brayden Long
yeah but we cucked them back. Southern sweden used to be danish.
Owen Edwards
Did any Danes live there when they owned it tho?
Asher Sanchez
>Southern sweden used to be danish. And it used to be Swedish too!
James Martinez
it would be funny if it wasn't so sad
Jaxson Gutierrez
lol dude maybe insignificant but not that small
Ethan Rogers
...
Zachary Jenkins
kingdom of denmark != denmark
James Bell
We sometimes get polar bears that swim from there
Caleb Davis
lol really
Jack Wright
I stand with Denmark Let's raise the Dannebrog together in Malmö
Cameron Evans
Post vocaroo
Henry Cruz
Danish imperialism on the rise
Jaxson Cox
Norway and Sweden are faggots.
Carter White
not even polar bears wants to live there
Aaron Collins
>letting a tiny peninsula of farmers occupy YOUR geographical land RIGHT next to you ON your peninsula while their own land is seperated by a strait for HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF YEARS holy fucking shit I just realized how absolutely pathetic that is. Why is sweden such a failure
Noah Sanders
Yes, they come here occasionally and then get shot. There was a guy driving a truck in eather the Westfjords or Northern Iceland and then all of a sudden a running polar bear crossed the road in front of him.
is it true people of greenland are drinking themselves to death just like us ?
Camden Robinson
Only the middle of sweden is originally swedish land. Everything else is conquered from danes, norwegians and finns. We cucked you pretty hard.
Samuel Foster
That's all of Denmark not just greenland
Anthony Adams
They're not all bad. Their language can choke on a dick however
Jose Walker
I don't think Denmark is such depressing place
Gabriel Campbell
teehee
>be a polar bear >get shot
Mason Price
Central Sweden is Finnish clay. Finnish heritage is probably why the Svea were better at fighting other Scandicucks.
Elijah Mitchell
>THEY ARE MIXED WITH MUDSKIN GERMANS a-are you implying we are not your equals?
Jackson Smith
All of Scandinavia is, we are among the highest consumers of antidepressants in the world
Asher Cook
but why?? Your cities look clean, nice, cozy and comfy. You don't see pic related every fucking day
Oliver Long
Well, at least Iceland is best at something
Jonathan Hernandez
he's talking smack.
Chase King
Cold distant people, weak family ties, conformist mindset and dark winters. It's not all about materiall wellbeing.
Jeremiah Howard
i'm part swedish but tbqh sweden is just butthurt after years of vassalage and personal union servitude
Gabriel Phillips
I'm not giving my voice away
Jordan Hill
I am on tabletright now so I can't post any pictures, but if you google antidepressant use in europe you should see what I am talking about.
Also sujective messurements of happiness are not very reliable imo.
Jordan Young
*a tablet right now
Julian Hernandez
Nah he's right, we do consume a lot of antidepressants. I think depression is also taken a lot more seriously here than anywhere else. I mean i've known people take them just because their boyfriends broke up with them. I doubt it has much to do with culture or climate.
Josiah Ortiz
Are you that fucker who said I make Faroese sound Swedish?
>The war also shocked Denmark out of any idea of using war as a political tool. Danish forces were not involved in war outside their frontiers until the 1999 NATO bombing of the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia. It became clear that, against the might of Germany, Denmark could not assert her survival with her own arms; this played a crucial role in the "adjustment policy" and later "Cooperation policy" during the Nazi-German occupation in World War II.
Juan Miller
Yes, I am.
Robert Bailey
True, alot of people take pills they don't need here.
Still think we are more depressed than other countries though.
James Hill
You suck
Chase Green
At least you have trees
Luke Howard
At least you have fish
Kevin Murphy
Meh England did more damage to Denmark as a nation than Germany. Not as much as Sweden though.
Alexander Turner
>Meh England did more damage to Denmark as a nation than Germany. Like what? The Bombardment of Copenhagen? How is that worse than losing a big rich chunk of your country.
Before 1864 Denmark was an actual European power.
Jaxon Gutierrez
The most expensive TV series ever made in Denmark was about this war
Liam Evans
Actually Denmark became "cucked" by Sweden in the end. The eastern parts of Denmark where the only production of iron was,(making up about 1/3 of Denmark at the time) was lost to Sweden in 1668. Also Gotland and large parts of Norway. Norway was also later given to Sweden. I live in the south and i think it would be nice of our parts were still Danish though
Ethan Gutierrez
>Denmark declares neutrality. England decides to preemptively destroy our fleet which was our only real claim to power. Denmark then has no choice but to join Napoleon. Napoleon loses the war. Denmark loses it's fleet, it's influence and most of all Norway. Compare that to losing a large chunk of Southern Jutland. Some of which we got back. And after we got fairly wealthy off of WW1.
Elijah Cooper
the british took the fleet which was the second biggest in europe at the time in 1807
after that it was all downhill but it was our own stupidity for siding with Napoleon and losing Norway
Angel Reyes
>Denmark declares neutrality. Found your problem. Neutrality only works if you're strong enough for it to be armed neutrality and defend yourself against others. Denmark was not strong enough to defend itself against either Britain or Napoleon. Therefore it should have picked sides.
Neutrality without strength is completely worthless.
>And after we got fairly wealthy off of WW1. Didn't translate to power
I am very annoyed by this. I wish Denmark didn't lose the war of 1864.
Why the fuck was Austria helping Prussia? Why the hell didn't Sweden send help to Denmark? Why was Britain subscribing to the "splendid isolation" meme? It was all really stupid.
Austin Johnson
>Why the hell didn't Sweden send help to Denmark? Because we've been rivals since forever
Julian Martinez
Dansken > Svensken
Jaxson Long
Swedish posters like you are fucking embarrassing being mad as fuck. Danes are our bros no bully
Colton Cook
>Neutrality without strength is completely worthless No it isn't. We would have kept Norway if Napoleon had just attacked. Then we could've escaped with fleet and joined the Royal Navy completely dominating the oceans. Instead you decided for us.
>Didn't translate to power No but economically, we had a much better time with Germany as the enemy.
Jackson Wood
it's just bantz
Jose Clark
>Because we've been rivals since forever
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE CONTINENT, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS
>No it isn't. We would have kept Norway if Napoleon had just attacked. Then we could've escaped with fleet and joined the Royal Navy completely dominating the oceans. Instead you decided for us.
Yes it is worthless. Denmark's position of "neutrality" meant that Britain wasn't sure if Denmark would buckle under French pressure. We couldn't trust Denmark, there was no way. Especially with the French growing so strong.
If you wanted to join the Royal Navy you shouldn't have stayed fucking neutral. What a stupid thing to do.
Mason Butler
>We couldn't trust Denmark, there was no way Sure from a British point of view it was a good decision. But it wasn't very nice okay.
Blake Wright
>Greater Frisian Empire
Adam Adams
What's the place in Copenhagen called where you can order as much pork as you can eat? It's served on trays.