You are in charge of Greece. You can do whatever you want

You are in charge of Greece. You can do whatever you want.

What do you do?

Invade Troy

Fascism

Give it back to Turkey

Build a wall

Pay debts.

sold greeks to slavery and repay dentbs

replace native population with czechs

economic boom

stop EU colonialism

get all slavs and get their money to repay the debt, get out of EU and throw the capture slavs in a pit of fire

Sell it to the lowest bidder.

sell Greece back to Turkey
Give money to Germany

pay denbts

Turn it into a tourist trap where the second language is Esperanto

Leave EU and default on the debts.
Then pour myself some ouzo and watch the world economy burn like it should've ages ago.

Correct answer. Why do Greeks love the Euro so much when it clearly has got them fucked over?

t. t*rk

Buy a submarine

pay denbts

>t.P*seidon

turks and greeks are the same people
come home brother

Ally with muslim nations and make them slowly Greek.

they are not
turks are much more modern

Legalize rape.
Tourism increase 10000%
Economy safe.
Lots of fun either.

i should rape shitalia like greece did in ww2

chill on the beach and drink

Save the economy, so I would invade Turkey.

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>Everyone gets a free catgirl waifu
>The catgirls will abduct their masters
>Legalize slave trade
>Build new Rome with slave money

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Invade the weakest country nearby

kurds are the new turks

Make Βασιλεία Ῥωμαίων Great Again

The only good post so far.

pick one of your choice
shitaly included

Commit genocide against almost every greek, enslave the most attractive and fittest a make them worship me as a Pharaoh

No idea honestly. Any radical change would see me lynched, no doubt.

I suppose gradually liberalizing their economy and paying off their massive debt while trying to suppress mass revolts is the only thing you really can do.

i genocdie your modther

acquire the Kingdom of the Two Sicilies and recreate Magna Graecia
acquire Constantinople
kill any t*rk, syrian, libic and african reaching my coasts if they didn't ask for refugee status before entering illegally in national seas
don't patrol international seas
start a parallel "southern european" union, open to autonomous regions too
catalans join
corsica joins
sardegna joins
in the meanwhile, venezia asks to become an autonomous region on par with sud tyrol
the Most Serene "Autonomous Region" of Venezia joins
ISTRIA-FIUME-DALMAZIA is acquired by Venezia
the t*rks start pressuring from the east
Spalato joins
The independent republic of Ragusa joins
ottomans start pressuring against Venezia and Greece-mainland
Germoney asks to pay debts and to give some more syrians

"No"

Third world war begins

Padania calls itself out and joins Swisse
Slovenians get genocided by Austrians and Venetians
Austrians demand March July for its alliance
Venezia says no
Germoney starts allying with Austria against Venezia
France surrenders
UK triggers article 50 eventually
Russia annex t*rkey when nobody is watching
Poland silently oppose Germoney but let them build concentration banks on their soil
Belgique decides to annex Luxembourg for no reasons at all

that's what would happen

Greece should produce dildsos for sweden
it will cause a boom for the next 1000 years

fpbp

Steal whatever disposible assets I can and take a hike

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>Pay debts.
Keep dreaming there Helmut. Germany is just as much at fault here as Greece. What happened is just human nature in response to artifically cheap credit.

Hey, maybe we should just do another round of austerity and shrink the economy by another 20%. That's worked out so well every time its been tried.

Why do Germans let their emotions and fear of the Greeks "getting away with something" stop them from advocating economic policies that make sense for both countries?

I am a Greek

average germ is a retard
come home from shitty work and wasted your time with other stitty stuff