Why aren't you dating a German girl?

Why aren't you dating a German girl?

>GERMan

thats why

I'm not into Muslims

why aren't you?

post a pic your german gf

Because I live half a world away and can never, ever date European women, most specifically British women.

It feels very sad.

Because I don't like girls

>gerMAN

no thats why

but that's our flag

Yes my German friend

Because I don't want to have my head cut during my sleep.

Can you post some pictures of your german gf?

Provide me with one and I will date her and make some baltischedeutsche kids with her.

I prefer white girls.

top bantz, haven't heard that one before

WHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHO HILARIOUS

POST MORE POST MORE POST MORE

Wow, that's like... super original! All my respect man!

Slavics are superior.

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I do actually.

THIS THREAD WAS ONLY MADE TO TROLL AND MAKE YOU IDIOTS SAY THAT'S NOT THE GERMAN FLAG. SO STAY ON TOPIC AND SAY IT'S NOT THE GERMAN FLAG.

Because I live in France.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good post

thats the belgian flag retard

Shut the fuck up, frog.

Because I'm currently poor.

too bad white girls don't prefer poor slavs

Because they like Muslim cock

cause im dating a norwegian guy

Because I'm dating a Finnish girl instead.

I'd love to find one, but the good looking girls are all into blacks and southern guys ( arabic, spanish, italians) and the ones that like me are uglies.
Shit.

Because I'm an anime watching autist

dude I can't even date a girl from my own country

I remember when this meme was spammed two years back

manjaws

Not really into manfaces.

I tried, really I tried. I just can't for the live of me deal with the german Ordnung.
I keep my flat comfy and clean but no I won't stack my groceries and other shit by alphabet.
Nor will I use your shitty german words for things. I think nationalism is for losers but hell, most germans make me the most austrian Austrian that walks the earth.

Because Germans are weird.

I used to and i'm about to do it again, motherfuckaaaaz!

they do...Im there

because French girls are better

>tfw
go out bar. 3 german grill. also you have german name and german surname and they are all so cute. and there is no sex because you have already home gf.

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bitch why you not go see mother or whatever!???

>Why aren't you dating a German girl?
because hygiene?

>post french ""girl""
you know, german girls are very good in their personal hygiene

then why aren't you dating a french woman?

>you will never have German gf
why live