ITT: Countries that think they're your friend

ITT: Countries that think they're your friend.

But they're not.

t. Scott the Dick

jk

;_;

we do not need to be friends with ourselves

You all live scrunched up against the top of us

The world

ITT: Parts of your country that think they are their own country
But they're not

Countries that use A FUCKING LEAF as their flag

This

Loving these pictures of leafs

Canada-Usa love thread

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Egypt

>canada pouts her face and shoves her pale, silky arms against America's strong-fat chest
>"UGH I am SO joining the EU! I HATE you America!"
>she proudly rises from America's embrace and storms across the room, her supple figure enticing America, who dreams of her beauty and healthcare prices
>Canada goes for the door to leave but struggles with the lock
>"I-I u-UGH! WHY is this SUCH a pain"
>America stirs and marches over, his powerful frame and ample member swaying proudly as he approaches Canada
>America wraps his arms around Canada's hands still struggling on the lock, and easily opens the door for her
>Canada throws the door open to the outside and looks, seeing the horrors of the world beyond her meme lifestyle
>Canada's knees buckles and she throws herself [and her population] back into America's loving embrace
>"N-never leave me America. I-I love you."
>Canada may have be a stubborn, ice-cold hipster, but America could not help his heart desires. He loved Canada.

I can't think of any but here's a country that doesn't think that they're our friend but they are.

This.

Forgot image.

beutiful pottery 2bh

Kek

tfw no thompson, manitoba, gf

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my erection for you will remain turgid till the end of time

Canada

Turkey, Arabia, and Pakistan.

you mean we're not friends? :

The UK

Except Mexico.

:D

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recommend me best south park episodes?

China

>America -> Ame/Rica -> Amy/Rika (Femme name)
>Canada -> Cana/Da -> Kana (Femme name)
Lesbian story please

Scott tennorman must die

Noted
More?

I can't remember off the top of my head

do the canada eps annoy you?

>this thred

No lel

Lithuania

Who's Canada anyways?