You wake up in massachusetts

>you wake up in massachusetts

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GET ME OUT OF THIS LIBERAL SHITHOLE, GET ME OUT, GET ME OUUUUT REEEEEEEEE

FUCK OFF MASSFAGS

put on my yankees jersey and walk around downtown boston

walk to a better state

I flee to New Hampshire

Go to Boston, eat and chill in the comfiest China Town in the US.

now that the yankees literally do suck nobody really bothers with the "yankees suck" thing anymore

I wake up here every day, want out 2bh

get a world-class education
ride a cute train to my hi tech job
eat fried clams in a quaint seaside village
vote in a town meeting
hike the berkshires in autumn
go to a boston pops concert

>all things I will never do
it actually feels pretty bad, honestly

I have 43 guns on my person at all times, including an ar in my ass, I need to start running for the border.

don't worry about it dude we're very tolerant of gays here

>even massfags hate their own state

Well maybe you should've gotten smarter and voted properly before trying to leave your own you fat fucking liability piece of shit nigger MASSFAG.

Ride down to Revere and chill with my friend Rob.

>All this buttmad

I'm glad to live here, objectively the best state in the union tbqh

>Strong government as well as private sector
>Sensible policy and bipartisanship (Have both Republican governor and far-left senator)
>Best education in the entire world
>Has real culture instead of fake-ass American culture
>Immigrants cause very little trouble

Feels good man.

all new englanders hate themselves
it's part of our culture

you write like a moron btw

I'm not a massfag I just study here, this place has great uni's

43 GUNS, not 43 gays on me at all times. But that probably would be how I blend in there

Kill yourself, faggot.

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feels good man

this right here fellas

it's a supremely cosmic comfiness

I go about my normal life.

no i was referring to you buddy, i was just making sure you knew that if you just couldn't help yourself but suck a dick, we'd understand and nobody would judge you for it, that's your private thing and nobody else's business, friend

Sorry, I made a typo with that sentence. I was supposed to say "before trying to leave your own state" not without "state".

But it doesn't really matter on the Internet, here we're all equally morons. Actually no, Massfags are considered incapable of intellectual conversation, so why don't you fuck off.

Thanks!

>Thanks!

>le upset kid meme

Lad, I'm probably older than you are.

sure thing old boy

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To be fair I've wanted to see Massachusetts for a while. Really interested in the American Revolution heritage the state has, plus I like eastern coast port and fishing culture.

I was surprised when I found out you guys have such strict gun control, considering your connection to The founding of the U.S.

>I was surprised when I found out you guys have such strict gun control, considering your connection to The founding of the U.S.
literally nobody gives a shit about guns here

people who like them own them, people who are indifferent to them don't

what's the big fucking deal?

it's such a moronic issue that literally only a moron could be distracted by it for more than a moment

i live in connecticut. (closer to NYC)

so id just take a bus home

Well it's not the guns themselves, it's the people that vote laws against them. They're usually running around whining about everything all the time. It wasn't hard to find out through the laws in place that the state is full of those kinds of people, which is part of what made me hesitant about visiting

Went to college in Western Massachusetts

if not in amherst, then no one gives a shit

It's just not an issue here. Like I said, it could only hold the attention of a cretin.

Williams

well, you need it if you are in springfield, pittsfield, holyoke, lawrence, brockton, etc...

oh, chemistry

?

>turn signals stop working

you majored in chemistry

No, lol. Art History.

>boston
apparently im a shitskin now

they have a good art museum

how's the yawning, gaping open sore of an anus that is the south going?

Be confused

Remember I have too much money in my checking account

Get a charlie card

Go to airport

Buy ticket

Get the fuck back to Ohio

Our Wooster is better than yours, you chowder eating faggots

MA (and all of new england) is pretty much the only part of America I would consider living in desu

Especially cape cod and nantucket

wakatta.