You wake up in Tenochtitlan

>you wake up in Tenochtitlan

no thanks

Great, time to impregnate all the women there with my white seed, so that Mexicans become progressively more whiter especially when Europeans cum over.

>imply it wasn't just a bunch of over-exaggerated mudhuts

Gather the hottest and most bunda having virgins and proceed to create Mexicans

...

God, why would I want to be in the DF?

Fuck that, if I wanted smog, I'd just go to Gary, Indiana.

Literally just floating mudhuts like a turd in a giant toilet bowl

begin the conquista

dumb sharter

mayan/aztec girls are disgusting
the only qt natives were in Brazil

go crazy on the pulque

cute

leave and convince the subjugates tribes to start the guerrilla war

I really wish the native empires still existed - I wish they and the colonists lived in symbiosis rather than genocide. Think about what they would look like now.
It would be like how East Asia is all futuristic but still has their culture. It would be like that. So cool.
And the languages...I'm teaching myself Guarani right now because it just came out on Duolingo. I wish there were more natives.

>tfw didn't get to experience the year 1492

but they do, lots of native communities here in the south of mexico

some cities got conquered, but not all

>you wake up in Tenochtitlan

>Aztecs everywhere
what do that look like irl?
and no meme uggo's

Will they think i'm Quetzalcoatl?

Shart in the river

>

Are you a snake with feathers?

Aztecs were know for having big marts

it's your chance dude

interesting , thanks mex bro.
(no troll)

No but i'm white, that worked for Cortés.

Then no

>that worked for Cortés.
no it didn't.

How do Mexicans feel that niggers think the Olmec heads prove black people built the Native Empires

That was a meme created by the Spaniards, there are no Aztec documents that describes any of their gods as white.

niggers being niggers, they look more mongolian than anything.

WE

>you will never join a raid to capture slaves and rape dozens of wemen as young as 12
fucking eurofags had to ruin everything

But you can still do that.

SOMOS

i dont want to become a druglord m8

WUZ...

>spain
>white
If this lie worked for the moors, why everybody still refuses to believe argeniggers are """"""white"""""?

NATIVES

i'd find me the cartel and get me some drug