What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

Things I will do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin all the time
>Animeeeeeee


btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway
Illllyyyyaaaaaa

Also you can get the imouto version but it costs like twice as much

Transform!

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>check if her bootloader is unlocked
>root her
>install pajeet OS

Have her chose a random day in the next 45 days to violently kill me in my sleep

I would never understand you autists. Even as an autist myself. I despise social interaction. Much less a girl. Much less a made up girl tailored to feed my own ego.

It's not a girl is an Android girl

>What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

Put her the fuck to work.

The off-world colonies aren't going to build themselves bitch.

lololol
sorry that's against the terms and conditions and you are terminated

>buy cute male robot
>install girl firmware on it

it explodes and u die
many such incidents

fug her

>ITT:

Why do people post this trap in every liyu thread. They look nothing alike if you aren't autistic.

Didn't even know they were connected tbqh

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>put a marker inside a girl's panties
>call it a boy

Have her shitpost here and ruin threads while I'm busy
I'll turn her into a true Intel/Windows/Apple shill with the ultimate ban-evading, post-counter-skipping power
I'll have her kill this board once and for all.

We're never going to have android girlfriend. And we are all die alone, in poverty, from pneumonia.

POST PANTYSHOT

>Hug her for hours and tell her how much I love her.
>Have her encourage me when lifting.
>Let her mine bitcoin to warm me when we're lying in bed.
>Translate stuff when we're traveling.

this, mines going to have like 500 - 1000 dynamic ips on different ip ranges to constantly spam normal posts on every board at once subtly shifting the culture of the whole of society bit by bit in waves

nice!

she then start shitting everywhere

lmao

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i'll tie my fiancee up and let her watch as the android and i fuck in her spot on the bed.

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nice

let the men have their dreams

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Sauce?

>tfw no android gf

>tfw you lose your android gf but the police find her first and are touching her all over trying to find the owner's contact info

omg no

>tfw the botnet phones home and tells you where your android gf is

how did he lose her anyway?

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trade it in for an android bf

reeeeEEE

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no one wants your leftovers
ur robo bf explode and u died

How will roasties ever recover?

Futa models may be available soon too

A Tyrone stole her but couldn't unlock her.

I want a masculine dominant bf, not a futa

I would buy an Android Gf to have as a more advanced/aesthetic roomba

distresssing lack of tsuruko in this thread.

tsuruko a shit

>fantasize about the future
>fantasize about cute robot companion
>not fantasizing about being the cute cyborg
I hate how shit taste people have

who r u quoting
btfo

>tfw no /agfg/

you some kinda shizo?

You mean retired

>brushing her tail
>brushing her face

awwooooo

Have her install gentoo

she explodes and u die

have a dance party

approved

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I like how you think.

She ends up killing you that night

im only accepting this post if you rolled a 45 sided dice or two d20s and one d5

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>tfw your android gf's battery dies

Unlike the drama in the movies, that only means she needs a new battery because solid state storage.

more like 'retarded'

Have her clean and cook for me, I was thinking of having her do groceries too but I'm afraid that niggers will steal and rape her while she's on her way home. But then it hits my ntr fetish too, so I don't know.

she's an android, just install the self defense/military training pack

She can just beat up the robbers with karate or electrcute them or use her nanobot swarm to immobilze them, or use her effector to move around the chemicals in their bloodstreams to make them happy

i have a tonsillitis today, shits giving me fever for about 3 days straight now, its hard to swallow and even drink a regular water.

id choose to have a robot gf with military software emotions but with motherly and cute attitude and also has a nanobots that can heal cell or reverse the aging process of it.

damn im so depressed or maybe its the tonsillitis

sorry user that sucks
I hope you can find happiness with your anime/android gf and also get well soon!!

i want to fug yui

delet

i want to nakadashi yui

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What anime?

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Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

Haha no

Legend of Galactic Heroes

Procreation in the missionary position.

Nope

Code Geass

See filename.

Fuck I'm an idiot. Arigato anonsan! Time for bed.

not in our lifetime, fampais

this is the generation of onaholes and shitty voice assistants

Evolve!

how would you make a dominant android bf? like how do you make sure it doesn't go overboard

I WILL COMMAND HER TO COMMIT SUICIDE IN PUBLIC PLACE

Check if she has a cute little penis.

If not, return her.

I found the picture elsewhere and it's appropriate for this thread. Anyway I made no assumptions about future scientific delays

The uncanny valley will help the moralfags being disgusted