This trigger italians

this trigger italians

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what the fuck lmao

STOP THIS HERESY NOW

is this some kind of noodle soup

thanks jack

why

why u do that

What type of cheese am I supposed to use on my spaghetti bolognase?

I am Irish and don't have complete access to Italian culinary intellectuals.

I'm having an aneurysm
I had to stop watching after 6 seconds because my skin was crawling too much
You win, OP.

triggers everyone who was expecting pasta but is getting overcooked soup

what the fuck?

Cheddar

Least it probably has some nutritional value... not much, but some

>Implying I'd take culinary advice from a Spaniard

I've tried your tapas.
I've given rimjobs that tasted better.

what's this, some sort of shitty sou-
>jack_scalfani
no

How the fuck have I not seen this one before?
Youtube pls

Parmesan cheese

i see youre a true pole: always looking for new things to boil

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hey! it's me, Jack.
youtube.com/watch?v=ok4cM6WTA5E

Tapas can be anything. From plain ham to soup. What exactly did you try and where?

looks fine to me, this guy an expert cook, all americans watch Jack to learn how to cook

Thats the funny thing with yanks, some of their food is top class and sadly, the remainder you wouldn't feed to livestock

dry mozzarella?

I'm nothing close to Italian and this upsets me greatly.

that's not lasagne, that's pasta al forno

>He doesn't know Ja/ck/, master of cuisine

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All of it

really makes you think

youtube.com/watch?v=qvlmXKtoi1A

Sounds believable

>butter and ketchup

hory shet

jesus fucking christ

I don't get it.

... I'd eat it.

Of course I know Jack, it's fucking impossible not to. That's why I'm surprised I've never seen this particular webm before.

Is this like an Asian trying to cook Italian?

it's a soup with big fucking pieces of tomato and onions
absolute dogshit

this just highlights what's wrong with jack
he's just so fucking lazy, instead of cooking the ""soup"" and pasta separate he has to do this shit

Looks delicious tbqh

THAT'S NOT FUCKING LASAGNAS

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>DUDE PUT EVERYTHING YOU GOT IN A STOVE LMAO

American cuisine.

i-i-i-its also at least half of french 'cuisine'

>lasagna
>using penne
>calls it macaroni

youtube.com/watch?v=nq4hG6qgyPs
is this americans baguette? literally seems like a piece of plastic

American Pizza > Italian Pizza

More like LMAO JUST PUT IT ALL IN A POT AND DEEP FRY IT

Soup is tasty. I like soup.

Yeah, sure.

And don't forget: microwaved

>"if you're under 21, ask your parents for permission to cook with wine"
>20 year old Americans have to ask their mommy to cook with wine
you really can't make this shit up

American Adobo > Pilipino adobo

now that we have italianos, can you pass me a good bolognese recipe? The real one you cook in your home. I don't mind if it's a link even to an web in italian.

Someone post the webm. You know the one.

youtube.com/watch?v=fZSXrYsfrKY

I wouldn't call this a baguette, looks like shitty vienna bread

1. It's drained afterwards dipshits
2. This is originally an Italian way of preparing pasta

the super salmonella one?

Haven't seen it, but you are probably supposed to boil away most of the water until it basically becomes a sauce. I don't get why this is so triggering.

Wtf is even an American Adobo

t. Jack

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Average quality trigger
Mostly because i dont like onion
But cooking pasta that way is possibile without turning it into pasta-rape

t. Probably eating lamb intestines or some shit

Why even do that? Just cook the pasta and the sauce separately and simultaneously.

american's truly are the worst cooks, it makes me sick

>But cooking pasta that way is possibile without turning it into pasta-rape

Get out of the country

because he doesn't? At least not in the webm, and even if he does, he added the fucking spaghetti to the 'soup' in the beginning so if he boils all the water away then the pasta becomes an overcooked saggy mess

>british 'cuisine'

you just described 80% of all stew dishes tho tbqh

Because the boiled pasta water makes it into a very soft, nice sauce. it's probably quite hard to time it to not completely over boil the pasta though.

try cooking for once in your goddamn life and maybe you will get why

fish and chips, a pie or a nice sunday roast >>>>>>> even our cuisine runs laps around yours, and ours is very limited
get gud, uncultured shart

>amerishart cuisine

what the phuk

>keep pouring well after the max fill mark
>dip a big ass hot dog into it

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

Are you guys fucked up in the head?
All this food is disgusting, i don't know hoow a person can eat those things.
I Eat fresh, i don't like to cut thing that inside have more things.

at least don't make all what white shit come out, my god, sharters are unpleasant

The webm ends with it still boiling, obviously not done.

>the pasta becomes an overcooked saggy mess
In the case of this webm, probably, yes.

Thanks for the expert advice.

fucking hell no wonder they can't stop shitting themselves

I
FEEL
FUCKING
RAPED

Its drained retard

What the fuck? Did he put that on water?
If it was oil it should've sizzled or was it not hot enough?

>ayy look at me I'm le italiano I get uncomfortable when gaijins handle my 1000 times folded noodles

at least brits have a few good dishes they invented themselves. they don't go around raping other people's dishes and claiming they "improved" it while being beyond delusional.

Different vegetables finishes at different times and temperatures, if you cook different vegetables in the same pot with the same time some will be fine, raw and overcooked. Noodles/pasta also takes more time to become cooked, significantly more so than vegetables, so if you cook like OP's webm you will end up with a literal bowl of veg soup with pasta.

This is the basic of cooking vegetables, by not knowing this it means you either has never been in the kitchen at all in your life or you have the shittest taste in food.

this is the final product
half of the pan is water

>lasagna
???

>he doesn't like pizzaburgers

this has to be a very elaborate troll right?

>mfw the icing part

m.youtube.com/watch?v=UHStuZb6u3w

Parmesan you plebtato

It's making me vomit. I really can't stand food with food in it.

what about a nice burgerpizza?

I only see onion and cherry tomatoes, both which are probably supposed to be cooked into a sauce.

well, that looks terrible.

>pizzas and burgers are good so what about a PIZZABURGER

That's like something a kid would invent, why are americans so cute?

i actually really want this

it's not even an offense to pizza, you're just...changing it...a little bit

are you supposed to fry the stick as well?