this trigger italians
This trigger italians
what the fuck lmao
STOP THIS HERESY NOW
is this some kind of noodle soup
thanks jack
why
why u do that
What type of cheese am I supposed to use on my spaghetti bolognase?
I am Irish and don't have complete access to Italian culinary intellectuals.
I'm having an aneurysm
I had to stop watching after 6 seconds because my skin was crawling too much
You win, OP.
triggers everyone who was expecting pasta but is getting overcooked soup
what the fuck?
Cheddar
Least it probably has some nutritional value... not much, but some
>Implying I'd take culinary advice from a Spaniard
I've tried your tapas.
I've given rimjobs that tasted better.
what's this, some sort of shitty sou-
>jack_scalfani
no
How the fuck have I not seen this one before?
Youtube pls
Parmesan cheese
i see youre a true pole: always looking for new things to boil
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hey! it's me, Jack.
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Tapas can be anything. From plain ham to soup. What exactly did you try and where?
looks fine to me, this guy an expert cook, all americans watch Jack to learn how to cook
Thats the funny thing with yanks, some of their food is top class and sadly, the remainder you wouldn't feed to livestock
dry mozzarella?
I'm nothing close to Italian and this upsets me greatly.
that's not lasagne, that's pasta al forno
>He doesn't know Ja/ck/, master of cuisine
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All of it
really makes you think
Sounds believable
>butter and ketchup
hory shet
jesus fucking christ
I don't get it.
... I'd eat it.
Of course I know Jack, it's fucking impossible not to. That's why I'm surprised I've never seen this particular webm before.
Is this like an Asian trying to cook Italian?
it's a soup with big fucking pieces of tomato and onions
absolute dogshit
this just highlights what's wrong with jack
he's just so fucking lazy, instead of cooking the ""soup"" and pasta separate he has to do this shit
Looks delicious tbqh
THAT'S NOT FUCKING LASAGNAS
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>DUDE PUT EVERYTHING YOU GOT IN A STOVE LMAO
American cuisine.
i-i-i-its also at least half of french 'cuisine'
>lasagna
>using penne
>calls it macaroni
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is this americans baguette? literally seems like a piece of plastic
American Pizza > Italian Pizza
More like LMAO JUST PUT IT ALL IN A POT AND DEEP FRY IT
Soup is tasty. I like soup.
Yeah, sure.
And don't forget: microwaved
>"if you're under 21, ask your parents for permission to cook with wine"
>20 year old Americans have to ask their mommy to cook with wine
you really can't make this shit up
American Adobo > Pilipino adobo
now that we have italianos, can you pass me a good bolognese recipe? The real one you cook in your home. I don't mind if it's a link even to an web in italian.
Someone post the webm. You know the one.
I wouldn't call this a baguette, looks like shitty vienna bread
1. It's drained afterwards dipshits
2. This is originally an Italian way of preparing pasta
the super salmonella one?
Haven't seen it, but you are probably supposed to boil away most of the water until it basically becomes a sauce. I don't get why this is so triggering.
Wtf is even an American Adobo
t. Jack
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Average quality trigger
Mostly because i dont like onion
But cooking pasta that way is possibile without turning it into pasta-rape
t. Probably eating lamb intestines or some shit
Why even do that? Just cook the pasta and the sauce separately and simultaneously.
american's truly are the worst cooks, it makes me sick
>But cooking pasta that way is possibile without turning it into pasta-rape
Get out of the country
because he doesn't? At least not in the webm, and even if he does, he added the fucking spaghetti to the 'soup' in the beginning so if he boils all the water away then the pasta becomes an overcooked saggy mess
>british 'cuisine'
you just described 80% of all stew dishes tho tbqh
Because the boiled pasta water makes it into a very soft, nice sauce. it's probably quite hard to time it to not completely over boil the pasta though.
try cooking for once in your goddamn life and maybe you will get why
fish and chips, a pie or a nice sunday roast >>>>>>> even our cuisine runs laps around yours, and ours is very limited
get gud, uncultured shart
>amerishart cuisine
what the phuk
>keep pouring well after the max fill mark
>dip a big ass hot dog into it
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
Are you guys fucked up in the head?
All this food is disgusting, i don't know hoow a person can eat those things.
I Eat fresh, i don't like to cut thing that inside have more things.
at least don't make all what white shit come out, my god, sharters are unpleasant
The webm ends with it still boiling, obviously not done.
>the pasta becomes an overcooked saggy mess
In the case of this webm, probably, yes.
Thanks for the expert advice.
fucking hell no wonder they can't stop shitting themselves
I
FEEL
FUCKING
RAPED
Its drained retard
What the fuck? Did he put that on water?
If it was oil it should've sizzled or was it not hot enough?
>ayy look at me I'm le italiano I get uncomfortable when gaijins handle my 1000 times folded noodles
at least brits have a few good dishes they invented themselves. they don't go around raping other people's dishes and claiming they "improved" it while being beyond delusional.
Different vegetables finishes at different times and temperatures, if you cook different vegetables in the same pot with the same time some will be fine, raw and overcooked. Noodles/pasta also takes more time to become cooked, significantly more so than vegetables, so if you cook like OP's webm you will end up with a literal bowl of veg soup with pasta.
This is the basic of cooking vegetables, by not knowing this it means you either has never been in the kitchen at all in your life or you have the shittest taste in food.
this is the final product
half of the pan is water
>lasagna
???
>he doesn't like pizzaburgers
this has to be a very elaborate troll right?
>mfw the icing part
Parmesan you plebtato
It's making me vomit. I really can't stand food with food in it.
what about a nice burgerpizza?
I only see onion and cherry tomatoes, both which are probably supposed to be cooked into a sauce.
well, that looks terrible.
>pizzas and burgers are good so what about a PIZZABURGER
That's like something a kid would invent, why are americans so cute?
i actually really want this
it's not even an offense to pizza, you're just...changing it...a little bit
are you supposed to fry the stick as well?