Why would a robot slut want to date you instead of her robo hunk?

Why would a robot slut want to date you instead of her robo hunk?

Robots are gay

they wouldnt have a choice they are machines

Because I have a soul and the "robot hunk" does not.

it wouldn't. I can't even get dubs

they
are
machines

So are humans, we are just more complex. What's your point?

but we uave legal rights and feelings machines are just machines and do not deserve legal rights

Who are you to decide what does and doesn't deserve legal rights? If an AI can pass a Turing test then I believe they deserve legal rights!

no they are artificial if we give them rights then i have to be nice to them if we keep them as machines i can be an absolute dick to them and finally have an outlet for such things

Sorry dude, you aren't raping a robot on my watch.

We programm them.
Machinery is programmed to do predefine instructions.

>If an AI can pass a Turing test then I believe they deserve legal rights!
This is how you can spot a retard out of a coroud of dumbasses.
What's your experience with "AI", movies and YouTube videos by 16 year olds?

you cant rape an object and i never said i wanted to rape them just be an asshole to them

because i run on the threadmil that charges her
imagine her hunk doing that for her and her for him, they wont have time to do anything at all

Calling them an "object" is degrading and not nice

Has anyone here seen dark matter? To me this is the most convincing evidence that sufficiently intelligent robots are going to have to be given rights.

This robo lady right here
>hella smart
>knows french and probably others
>can do math
>can speak japanese language

What more do you need to prove she is human?

This isn't the kind of lady where you can just say "robo come honk on my pinky." This is a sophisticated womans. You have to treat her with respect.

What will you do when you get your android gf, Sup Forums?

Things I will do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>Animeddd

btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway

nice copypasta

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I support both Hillary, Bernie, and Donald.

Check my ip I'm the same dude

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