It was just an accidental press of a button

>it was just an accidental press of a button
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Nothing of value would be lost.
Hawaii is a shitty freeloader democuck shithole that needs to go anyway, and that would give us an excuse to finally forcefully remove Kim Jong-un.
Frankly, that nuclear strike can't come too soon.

That's right brother! MAGA! Fuck those LIBTARDS hope they all die!

Hawaii is a net drain on America. You can't refute this.

it's a decent naval base in the pacific
important for geographic reasons

We would still own the spot. It would just have been wiped clean.

it would also be radioactive you fucking idiot
the fallout would be everywhere in the vicinity

This is why you should hire experts at not pressing buttons for those jobs.

See Hiroshima

...

See Nagasaki.

We could use Hawaii as a big death camp for all the blacks and Jewi$h subhumans turning our country into trash! Am I right fellas! MAWA!

Oh, we're assuming that nukes will be on the scale of those made 70 years ago?

Well, they ARE made by North Korea.

OP are you another MS Sup Forums browser?

Honestly, we don't know what kind of yields they'll accomplish with ICBM mounted warheads.
The ones they've been testing are likely the size of the first American tests, meaning that with some moderate miniaturization to get it onto an ICBM you wouldn't be looking too much larger than WW2 yields.
Could be significantly dirtier though.

>being this much of an edgelord nihilist faggot with no respect for other's lives

I can tell pretty easily why you're on Sup Forums, why your parents hate you, and why you don't get along with anyone in real life and are constantly depressed and want to commit suicide on the regular.

>inb4 projecting
It's just easy to pick out these "HAHA I'M A RICK" "I'm so smart like Elliot from Mr. Robot" types. They're so transparent.

What is even the point of trying to hide in buildings?
It's a fucking nuke.

Nukes don't have the same effectiveness across their entire affected area.

Buildings around the hypocenter will be the most fucked while buildings around the edge will be the least.

Dying because you stand out side going "hurrr whats the point of running its a nuke" is kinda stupid if the only reason you end up dying (immediately) is because you were standing outside.

I'll take your ad hominem attacks as an admission that you can't refute my statement.

>survive
>starve to death because you can't leave the basement due to fallout

Hawaii is a net drain on the USA. Your second statement was true.

Lots of valuable human lives would be lost. Your first statement was false.

now you're basically proving his point. your type is easy to spot in public.

reading this thread has taught me one thing: Sup Forums is retarded.

>taking arguments on a malaysian broom making forum this seriously

Oh, cry me a river!
Why are they valuable?
PROTIP: If you can't explain why they're valuable without using any feelings, then they're not.

Value is a subjective description that is entirely personal and frequently emotion based.

You're literally retarded and we can all see it. Just filter this thread and move on with your life.

> I am severely autistic, the post

The amount of wojak, pepe, and "is x a meme" threads per day didn't already convince you?

so are a lot of red states, but those won't be getting the nukes too.

>>starve to death because you can't leave the basement due to fallout
Maybe if it is the dirtiest of bombs.

You are aware that most of the deaths following the nuclear attacks on Japan of those who weren't directly afflicted from the blast were because they had no idea about nuclear fallout, right? It rained in the following days bringing down radioactive material hanging in the air into the water supplies they drank from and so on.

You would at least know to protect your breathing as much as possible and leave the area. You can get out of the affected zone easily before you would starve to death.

Why is your life valuable? Remember you can't use feelings to explain why?

Its perfectly natural to show empathy to members of the same species. Hell we do it for animals, this is natural human behavior.

There's what, 7? 9 billion people?
No human life is that valuable. They're all replaceable, especially with the continuing automatization of everything.
Its a bizarre situation; overproduction of material goods without consumers. Natural resources, however, are being depleted - fish, aquifers, fuels... Species are undergoing extinction at an unprecedented rate, outside of calamities on the scale of what ended the cambrian or killed the dinos.
And yet as each gets depleted, other synthetic resources fuel the population boom, so there's no danger of famine or any other scarcity anytime soon. It's truly bizarre, like I've said, that we are suffering from the opposite problem. Not scarcity, but overabundance. And yet irreplaceable things are being lost.
Nature, yes, and also individuality (who can be individual among 9 billion?) Freedom (each person exerts a negative liberty on everybody else due to their assertion of "rights") and much else besides. It rots the very nature of a man to be a NEET, to have every want and need met with zero effort, the stifling and stultifying averaging out of all culture, pathetic political ideologies....progress for the sake of progress? What are you progressing toward? Preservationism? Why bother?
For me, at least, as an egoist, its unequivocally for the best were most of humanity to die off. Hell is undoubtedly other people.

>each person.... Assertion of rights

Bull shit.

>egoist

Grow up.

Unironically this.

>"Mistakes happen Jesus Christ and people prank people on YouTube with the same stuff lmao"
main problem with these kinds of mistakes is that when there's an actual missile, people will first question of the message was intentional or not
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boy_Who_Cried_Wolf

There will be no actual missile.

wow this is some next level shit
shareblue is impersonating Sup Forums now to make them appear radical and insane

It's likely they were testing their missile alert system, but they were on some sort of live version instead of a test version, probably by not following proper instructions to insure that they are on the test version.

But if we want conspiracy theories the missile was intercepted and destroyed, but the missile alert system is automated so it issued the alert when it was detected anyways. The hard thing is figuring out what could have intercepted it, as far as I'm aware THAAD does not have the capabilities, and I don't think AEGIS can either.

It was probably your mom.

Sup Forums in general is a race to see who's the most radical/edgy. Go ahead and try to be moderate, you'll be branded a libtard pussy cuck.

That's what makes this new propaganda technique even more dangerous.
Instead of realizing it is propaganda, people are quick to invoke Poe's law, glossing over the malicious intent.

Yeah it offers real good protection from air attack. You can just park your ships there and not worry about losing them.

bit ironic of you to call another user radical when you think a presidential candidate shilling campaign is still going on for more than a year after the election, and on a technology board of all places where all anyone talks about is botnets, mining, and linux desktops

Aegis does have the capability. Sm 2 and Sm 3 both can do it and have been tested for use in shooting down satellites even as a matter of fact.

Most of our aegis capable vessel have at least a few of these loaded and aboard not just tomahawk and you can be assured that the fleets operating in the Pacific theater right now all have this capability.

In fact of our anti ballistic Missile triad sea based interception has the best chance of shooting something down.

Wow.... that is..... Man..... I Just Cant....... Whoa..... *smokes weed*

Even in a mid course or reentry phase?

>But if we want conspiracy theories the missile was intercepted and destroyed
If there had been a launch and destruction then most likely we would be bombing the shit out of N.Korea by now, because an actual launch targeting a nation would constitute an act of war and no one would fault USA for retaliating.

>it's false flagging when i don't like it, the post
how many levels of satire are we on right now?

That's what makes it a conspiracy theory, it doesn't completely make sense.

I dunno, the AEGIS BMD page on wikipedia says it can't intercept ICBMs but the missiles have 700~2500km ranges and say that they can be used for mid course interception.

Reading the source from the first came the paper is talking specifically about testing the feasibility of using the SM3 Block IIA missile for defeating ICBMs, but doesn't mention the SM3 Block IA/B also in their arsenal.

I'm not seeing how thats a problem.
Zero. Dear Leader Kim is loved by all true Sup Forumsacks. Only a leftist shill would want amerimongrela to start a war against him.

This is pasta

I'm just glad it didn't happen during a time of extreme tension.
Imagine if this shit happened during the cuban missile crisis, we'd all be fucking dead.

I think the idea that anyone would feel the need to combat Sup Forums is stupid. There's zero organization to the board, and even if there were, what are they going to do? Summon Kek with post IDs?
Such a waste of time.

why would true leftists hate a leader of a socialist state like north korea?

They got an incompetent Cheeto to be president, killed a woman in Charlottesville, and are behind the rise of right wing politicians in Europe. I'm not sure how seriously most of them are, but they are having an adverse effect on society. It doesn't hurt to try to deprogram them or help ordinary people from falling for fake news and memes.
Thanks to Sup Forums I'm losing my healthcare, my student loans will never be forgiven, and the internet just got handed over to ISPs. I still regret voting for Jill Stein instead of Hillary, not that it even makes a difference given that she actually won the popular vote. A lot of my friends feel really unsafe in the present political climate, and tons of people are being fucked over with immigration and saber rattling against Iran. We're an international laughingstock, losing our global political leadership on things like on climate change, sabotaging out own economy, and the wealth disparity is only getting worse as rightists keep voting against their own interests.
Anyway, that's why I'm here.

Dude in the long term Trump will end up being better, I would have loved more reasonable Republican Candidates, like Kasich or Paul, but were stuck with Trump who is preferable to a Globalist like Hillary who only wants personal benefit, and a Communist, you had no choice but to vote third party

If a missile was fired, it was fired from a sub and therefore not Korea

I live in Hawaii. Thought I was going to possibly die for 10 min. It was more the other people freaking out that bothered me. Logically, I don't live in Pearl and a random attack by NK doesn't make sense. Still, those things have shitty targeting, Trump is president and the warning was serious. Who knows, maybe WW3 started and this was a first strike.

i missed it completely, so if it hadn't been a false alarm, i would have left this earth shitposting without knowledge of missiles headed my way.
nice way of going i think.

>globalist
Hillary isn't and wasn't any kind of ideologue. She was just a technocrat who ran a shitty campaign (possibly intentional or sabotage by campaign staff?)
But honestly I can't see how you would think letting republicans have power would ever be a good thing.
I liked kasich and I wouldn't have minded if he got to be VP andtrump was join st a figurehead, but Paul is a christian retard and Bernie wasn't ever communist, just a sheepdog to herd up the left fringe of the dems.

the left cant even meme, why would I vote for them? Your cuck globalist candidates don't even understand what's important. Only Trump had a shot at holding back the march towards making it illegal to be white and straight which is the liberal dream that Obama couldn't finish. Hillary was going to make that her primary goal

>>>/chapotraphouse/
>>>/cumtown/

What's the point of a having a public broadcast that a nuclear missile is incoming? You're fucked regardless of what you do (unless you have a bunker in your backyard).
I'm surprised there were no reports of violent crime happening.

>They got an incompetent Cheeto to be president
How do you think Sup Forums influenced the general american populace? Because I'd bet my left nut that the majority of people don't give a flying fuck about Sup Forums and probably haven't heard of Sup Forums.

>killed a woman in Charlottesville
Source? If you're saying that Sup Forums radicalized the driver, do you know if he browsed the board in the first place? Even if he did there's other outlets for right-wing fanaticism. I doubt he was completely indoctrinated by Sup Forums. I.e. he was probably a nut job from the git-go.

>and are behind the rise of right wing politicians in Europe
Again, source? How do you know that Sup Forums is responsible for all of these things and not just a byproduct of a rise in conservatism?

>not that it even makes a difference given that she actually won the popular vote
I took a quick look on wikipedia, and it looks like the electorial college has been around since the late 1700s at least. Why should the US government change the way we've been electing presidents for one race? We operate as one nation but I think it's important to remember that states have a lot of autonomy and it's important for cornbelt states to have a say just as much as highly populated states (CA, NY) do.

I think the key thing we disagree on is whether or not Sup Forums is organized. People can share shit like rally/riot event information and try to retweet their bullshit but beyond that I really can't think of anything of substance they can do that will have an impact on the outside world. Many users there so firmly believe that an opposing/incorrect opinion is a shareblue shill at all times so they immediately discredit what that poster is saying, so you won't be silencing or converting anyone. You know these people are for the most part autistic shut-ins, right?

>it's important for cornbelt states to have a say just as much as highly populated states (CA, NY) do.

After rereading I'd like to clarify that I don't mean each state should have an equal say, rather each state deserves to have their say (however powerful) just as much as the next state.