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Distopian edition

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>Distopian
runt

hmm

THEY CALL ME GUCCI MANE PICASSO BECAUSE I PAINTED THEY FACE

don't like seeing the ol' leaf 2bh

is this some yank way of spelling i don't know about

okey dokey

Just showed this post to my gf, and she pissed herself laughing, and said
>He thinks dystopian is spelt with an 'i'? What a fucking retard!

what's wrong with it?

absolutely banterous

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>Pound jumps in value as UK manufacturing sector sees strongest increase for 25 years

>Domestic demand also sees strong recovery

>UK exports seeing large increase month on month

>German politician Norbert Röttgen says the UK should not be punished for leaving the EU and could retain single market access without accepting EU immigrants

>bbc.co.uk/news/business-37242804

your girlfriends a major snorter
but that bitch aint worth a quarter

Go on, call me a drunken Mick one more time.
Make my fucking day

Looks pretty comfy desu.

Why do they still do those adverts that quite obviously have voiceovers

Just looks really stupid desu

went on /fa/ for old time's sake
truly grim

hmmmm....

*shits directly onto fan*

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how to tell if a girl likes you?

krauts need a new hitler.

>if my son told me he was gay i'd probably batter utter shite out of him

durmekn mmick

for foreign markets obviously you dim bulb

hahaha snorlax started running
hilarious

>Comments are owned by the Poster

who wants to buy a comment?

hate you all

utter worms

you just know really

If your country's flag is a tri-colour design then it's a piece of shit. Uninspired, boring and not interesting to look at in the slightest

you a bit drunk lad?

if she does sex with u

Just showed my gf this post, and she erupted into a deep belly laugh and said
>Do drunken Mick's actually post on /brit/?! Tell him to fuck off aha

Why yes, I AM listening to Chopin and sipping a lovely glass of wine

Go ahead, hat me

how is kpop posting against the rules again?

ask her lol

pound wont go back up as high as it was
it was overvalued before it fell desu

you can't

Terrible colour scheme.
Unoriginal centred icon.

I'll make you an offer: one week's worth of janny's salary

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>why yes i am indeed somewhat concerned with the aesthetics of flag design

ah yes time to look at jobs again

oh wait there's nothing here that I can apply for

ah yes

youtube.com/watch?v=9dcVOmEQzKA#t=1m53s

Was Eminem ever investigated for this bit?

she's the one that messages you or initiates a conversation and not the other way round

tinder date tonight
thoughts?

spamming/avatarfagging/off topic AND all the benders who post kpop right now are ban evading anyway so they're going to get smacked every time they post kpop regardless

MOAR
(mother of all reddits)

*implements a system to segregate northerners from southerners based on the upper/lower caste model used in india*

hmmm?

you think you can afford to wager all that la?

NO
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

Nice Saint Laurent jacket

>Terrible colour scheme.
the colours are fine, red and yellow are very aesthetic
and stars are iconic

she says she likes you

don't think he'll like that

Just showed my gf this post, she literally died of laughter and then said
>Wtf is kpop? Is that a cereal??

lol

fuck slp

Because it's spam and literally everyone except for 2 or 3 dedicated autists absolutely fucking loathe it

>spamming
how
>avatarfagging
how
>off topic
how

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internet gfs arent really gfs user

WE FUCKING DID IT LADS

If your rules say the Union Jack isn't an elite flag your rules are wrong 2bqh it's aesthetic as fuck

When I was on JSA and had to make up the numbers I would literally just go on Reed or indeed, put in my post code and apply for every job on page 1 that was below 20k in salary. Every single one, regardless of whether I was qualified, regardless if I actually wanted the job or not. Purely to get the applications fired off so I could fill my JSA shite and relax for the rest of the day.

Surprisingly I got more than a few call ups for interviews by doing this. Unironically got my current job as well doing it (admittedly a shit job which I dislike but the pay is OK and it's indoors in a warm office).

Why do £18,000 grunt-tier office jobs require a degree?

stop ban evading please you foul nonce

*whistles for the janny*

*laughs as i watch the south become renamed the Islamic State of Southern England*

hmmm?

>Ireland is collapsing because the EU is bullying it to force tech companies away.
>UK is offering all the tech companies to move there instead
>remaniacs will STILL cry about this.

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what if you're paying her
what if she's shy?
but how?

>Sassy Socialist Memes
literally the most reddit thing in existence

fuck off you putrid cunt

AND DID THOSE FEEEET
IN ANCIENT TIIIIME
WALK UPON ENGLAND'S MOUNTAINS GREEEEEN

Well how about those bloody foreign cunts FUCK OFF

We didn't have brexit for nothing

>it's spam

and just for example fedora posting isn't?

Red and yellow together are one of the most unappealing colour combinations.

Stars are iconic, but central icons on flags are incredibly ugly and overused.

*put a tie on my head*
*snorts some coke*

woooo haha
turn up

*implements the primae nochta*

hmmm?

its better without the NornIron part.

Surely you can't have got this far in life being so inept?
You literally just ***know***
it's one of those things where it just goes in the ether and you know

Because employers, for some reason seem to think somebody with an English degree and no experience is much better suited in front of a computer than someone with actual experience.

>he doesn't like sassy socialist memes copy and pasted directly from reddit
baka

>spams weebshit and hates fedoraposting
this is literally you
creasing

buy a t shirt that fits next time

you enjoying the best office la?

choon
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what is the equivalent of "homecoming" in the UK since you guys don't watch or play handegg

Enjoying the "Just showed my gf this post" gimmick

Could catch on

>everyone except for 2 or 3 dedicated autists absolutely fucking loathe it
i think you'll find it's everyone except for 2 or 3 eternally triggered autists don't give a soggy poo lol

what the fuck is homecoming?

>central icons on flags are incredibly ugly and overused.
they are hardly overused, very few nations have them vs tricolours

and you thinking red-yellow are bad just jut your opinion.

I think Vietnam has the best communist flag and a very powerful iconic design.
you're just triggered because of the country.

>go to /r/unitedkingdom
>look for thread about this
>60% upvoted

salty as fuck

>where it just goes in the ether and you know
huh?!

I don't even know what that is tbqh. Like a prom? Some schools here have proms...

memes aside I do have a date outfit
works pretty well

>64306678
t. the gimmick forcer
bin it lad, it's not good.

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just showed that gimmick to my gf and she left me

ah yes because the soviet union was just an antifascist group ignore the concentration camps and massacres and genocides i love stalin and lenin XDDDDDDD DAE Communism will prevail???
EDIT: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

ah yes, the quasi-yank expects everyone to know what homecoming is. very impressive.

just showed /brit/ to my gf
she said that I should shut it with my nerdy stuff and that I should stop acting like a twat

>64306724
putting the t. before your post?

off yourself my good man