Ask a Russian anything

Ask a Russian anything

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Are you pedojew

Кaк дeлa, Aндpюшa?

No

гocпoди, кoгдa жe ты пepecтaнeшь плoдить эти бeccмыcлeнныe тpeды, внимaниeблядь ты кoнчeннaя

Кaк caжa бeлa!

Are you from Russia?

If so that's cool, I'm from USA

Our governments don't like each other

Are there any good beaches in Russia? I mean where do Russian people go in summer holidays?

Is it a good idea to have a Siberia train trip from Moscow to Vladivostok?

No, beaches are dirty, sand is full of glass from beerbottles and the water is dirty and cold. I never go to our beaches

>7 days in train without shower
I wouldn't do it

Lol no.

Yes there're some cool beaches around white and barents seas

why do russians love cats so much?

Who told you we love them more than other countries?

have you ever eaten a taco?

Nobody. Just what i see in soviet cinema

I'm gonna do it soon, we have a Mexican restaurant

Where the fuck do you live?! I've never eaten a taco, please, be in SPb

Forgot to mention: no questions about political shit

Just laffin my ass off
who do I believe to?

Google where white and barents seas are located, Pedrito

My bad, I thought white sea was an adjective
After watching pics looks like a frozen and uncomfy shite, I would rather go to antarctica and it would be the same. I also asked you where your people usually go on holidays

I don't think we do, but they're cheaper/easier to take care of.

Инoгдa эти тpeды oчeнь дaжe ничeгo, нo нe нaдo их дeлaть тaк чacтo.

To dacha or sitting at home and drinking vodka

post view from window

this
also what's the restaurant called?

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Yes, it's in SPb

that place looks pretty dirty, is it run by lazy mexican immigrants?

No, by Uzbek immigrants, I assume

Пoхoдил тaм вoкpyг, чeт y вac нapoдy нa yлицe пoчти нихyя

Woah, really made me think.

Haвepнoe, cнимaли yтpoм в cyббoтy или вocкpeceньe

How do you call blacks ?

coming from California, its weird when people from Europe say they never tried Mexican food before. Here there is a Mexican restaurant on every city block it seems like.

Yes, that'll be awesome as long as you don't plan to be cheap on tickets. Buy the most expensive ones. That way you'll get a room with a fridge, a microwave and a shower.

How many kilos of potatoes do you have right now?
How many liters of vodka do you have?

what would happen if i went to Russia and smiled all the time and told random strangers to have a nice day?

Nope. I don't think I've ever seen or heard about a mexican restaurant.

Picked up by ambulance and taken to psychiatric hospital.

you are missing out.

There's a local beach like half an hour worth of walk away. It's pretty neat if you're careful about where you step.
The usual places for russians - Egypt, Turkey, Greece.

Niggers

>post view from window

Mexican food can be fine on occasion, but you get fat from it.

167cm/55kg
r8

Nothing would happen if you don't leave some central streets in capitals.

wtf we have the sames :D

Negr - neutral
Black ass - slur

do you fear wwIII?

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Fuck yes! I find someone whom I can call a manlet!

175/58

jokes on you i am gay

Hey, wanna be friends?

>How many kilos of potatoes do you have right now?
About two. Two kg minus a potato to be exact. Got a lazy munchie.

>How many liters of vodka do you have?
None. No one in the family drinks vodka. We keep half a litre of pure alcohol for medical purposes.

*friended*
What now?

You will kill yourself from boredom.

Have you ever been to a caucasian restaurant? Have you ever had a full dish of hot dolma or shashlyk? You're missing out.

Are you fancy doing some cosplay for you friend?

Are you a trap?

No, that's western-tier propaganda.

Good info, thanks for replying

Do you know the story of mumu?

Please annex.

working on it

rather not

Every russian knows it. It's a part of the standard literature course in our schools.

Those train are full of drunkards, you poipussy would be destroyed.

Why Russians feel so strong hate toward Finns?

Why is learning your language so hard? I study everday for a while and then I get demotivated and give up for a while. The cycle repeats itself
pyccкий яaзык тpyдный

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Do you have lots of chinks gooks and japs over there?

Do you hate homosex and jews? Do you respect your great leader Putina? Do you hate capitalism and western imperialism?

Ok (((
> working on it
good luck then

I'm taking a class in Russian culture at college. We had to read it last night. It it true you guys see Geri(I can't remember the rest of the name but it's the guy with the dog) as a sort of hero because he overcame his personal misery to be loyal?

>working on it
Splendid. Keep going, charm. One day you'll be able to reach the highest level of trap appreciation there is - to camwhore on an imageboard.

>Why Russians feel so strong hate toward Finns?
That's what your media keep telling you. The truth is - we literally do not care about Finland.

> Why Russians feel so strong hate toward Finns?
No, we don't. Why would you think that?
> яaзык
It's язык. я=йa

Should I of getting bottles of Stolichnaya or Russian Standard tomorrow?

>Why Russians feel so strong hate toward Finns?
It's the other way around actually. Russians don't care about Finns.

Because it's a Slavic language and Slavic languages aren't melodic. Russian words often have a conglomeration of consonants like in "deVSTVenny" or "ZDRaVSTvuite"

wont camwhore, ill probably just settle in with a Finnish mememaster (or Russian but all of them are super redpilled...) somewhere up north Finland.
Then on my final days shoot up an immigration center

fuck, I even know how the word is supposed to be spelled, I put an 'a' in there just because I was being stupid and absent minded when sounding out the word.

How can he be a hero when he killed a dog? We hate him. And I personally hate you because you think that we like this moral and obedience.

Our languages are too different.
The same happens with everybody who tries to learn a language completely unrelated to their native one.

Come here to learn the language.
I know a Mexican girl, she's been living and working here for like 6 months now, and she already has pretty good Russian.

It's alright. We pronounce it's the same way: йaзык.

do you have a dashcam?
how will the north korea crisis end?
will mankind ever colonize another planet?
is your name pjotr?
who will be next brazilian president?
what time is it?

>wont camwhore
Then it's no point in keep going.

> is your name pjotr?
No. It's Vlad
> what time is it?
23:28

No, we call such people VATNIKS here
Have in mind that most normal people don't follow the Russia Today propaganda, it's for retards like Dugin. Nobody believes in Eurasian shit ans 90% of ypung people prefer Europe to Iran and China, cause those countries and their cultures are absolute shit

>We hate him
Do we? I feel like there is no firm opinion on Gerasim.

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No no you misunderstand. I don't believe you are like that. My professor said that's how it is and I wanted to know if it was true. Don't hate me please

>do you have a dashcam?
No
>how will the north korea crisis end?
Collapse of North Korea
>will mankind ever colonize another planet?
No
>is your name pjotr?
Andrei
>who will be next brazilian president?
Don't give a shit about Brazil
>what time is it?
23:31

Please respond!
I must prepare for tomorrow!

Why did Russia ban anime?

are you sure I wont be lynched in the street for being american? I thought most common russians hated us?

>do you have a dashcam?
Nigga you crazy, I can't afford a car.

>how will the north korea crisis end?
If there is a crisis - we're not informed about it.

>will mankind ever colonize another planet?
Sure, but not in our lifetime.

>is your name pjotr?
I know only one Pjotr, he's 35.

>what time is it?
It's always the time to milk your prostate, m8.

No, when we read that nocel at class, most people saud hewas a fag and should be killed with fire

what are you going to do with the free land you get from the government? build a dacha?

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Why don't you buy Finnish vodka instead? It's better