What The Fuck

People watch this shit with their phones?..

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>Why do people watch porn on smaller handheld screens while in bed while jerking with the other hand?! Why don't they jack off at a desk?

Are you mentally retarded?

normalfags

>not having a laptop next to your bed
poorfag

I'm not whiping out a thinkpad while on the bus moron. A phone can be used more easily more often unless you're doing work.

They're retards who don't know the feeling of streaming pron at high resolutions.

Didn't realise this was porn hub statistics. My bad

>he doesn't jack off at his battlestation while bellowing nordic chants

Fucking casuals.

t. point still stands

Yes exactly. Why woudn't you masturbate at your battlestation?

>at his battlestation
>'at'
>not 'to'
you're not a real tech enthusiast

Why the fuck would I jackoff to my battlestation when I can watch white bitches get BLACKED

>my dick when the hdd starts clicking

>clicking HDD

Lubricate that fucking thing, you sick fuck.

>this is the year of linux lads!

but she likes it when it hurts

>poor ff

>Windows mobile down 55%

RIP in piss Pajeet

>indians phones are full of shit and cum

Leave them alone, they're probably just watching porn while they're on the toilet.

I keep my Lumia 640 around pretty much just to browse porn sites on a completely separate ecosystem unattached to any other accounts.

You must watch alot of porn if you make up 2% of Pornhub's traffic.

You know they track you based on IP address, so it doesn't really matter that you're using a separate device.

i have actually done that once and no one cared

yourbrainonporn.com/

I have a 5th Cricket line for free, so if they're tracking that, good for them.

>Cricket

You're even more of a cuck than I thought.

What's a computer?

is this supposed to be a bad thing?

the absolute state of the desktop market

I frequently load up porn hub in the bathroom to psyche myself up to have sex with my gf who I am no longer attracted to.

I don't know how pikachu got so high on the game character porn rank.

and the control?

STOP WATCHING PORN

>he can't into normals

>Linux 3%
>Other 2%

What are the other 2% of desktop operating systems?

Bsd, Unix, templeos

Templeos has no network.

Fucking casuals

sometimes i like to jerk off laying on my side in bed while cuddling with a pillow and i can do that pretty easy while still being able to type and browse with a phone

are you superman user?

>People watch this shit with their phones?..
It would look weird if I went to the toilets at work with my laptop, wouldn't it.

I did this morning. It's because I fap when I wake up in bed then go shower.

My tablet is kind of a piece of shit and lags accessing pornhub, seeking videos, and in general isn't that great, meanwhile my flagship phone is snappy and fappy

I usually use my phone to watch porn when I'm compiling

i lay on my right side, use my right hand with reversed grip, hold pillow and phone with left arm/hand. once i find a good vid i'll prop the phone up against something so i can cuddle better

Well here it used to be pranks in high school/university, borrow a phone play porn, quickly give it back

My full tower and triple monitors won't fit in the toilet room

Wrong. I think someone programmed a network stack or whatever and was able to get a simple browser working on it. I can see.

github.com/minexew/Shrine

TCP/IP stack supported. I saw a post online of someone who made a web browser and Terry may of used it on one of his live streams, but the github with custom templeos software was taken down or something like that.

So, my brain on porn is highly active, and when I'm normal (ie: bored), it's not active? What is the problem?

>compiling while cumpiling

>live in a dorm with 5 guys
>barely have anytime to jerk off
>but when I do its got to be quick and easy
>fucking pulls out phone and goes to the bathroom at 2am and jerks off for 20 mins

Obviously you haven't been on a subway recently. Homeless crack addicts need something to rub one out to.

what do the shapes and colors mean.
yeah i get that one is more purple and corroded, but i dont have any idea whether thats good or bad

>Worst Korea.

i watch youtube on my phone because it runs like shit on desktop

These are people who have never used a desktop computer outside of school and just spend all day on twitter.

People use Edge?

my gf loads porn up and lays down and sticks her ass in the air for me to pound her while pretending it's the girl on the screen

isnt pornhub blocked in korea? i thought they had this big dns blacklist for all pornsites like in the uk, just without any opt out

why are poland, russia and belgium so based?

>Won't whip out a thinkpad but will whip out his dick

I guess prison before letting anybody know you are Sup Forums?

The laziness is real

it's the heatmap of your brain, right one isn't corroded it just removes all the unnecessary info for easy viewing.

Well ajdroid IS linux

The true question we should be asking ourselves is : why the fuck are people wasting their time masturbating to people fucking on a screen? It doesn't make sense. Can someone give me actual valid arguments to justify being addicted to something that interfere with your thinking capabilities?

Because in the way I see things the simple fact of people using their phones to masturbate is a pretty good indicator of this activity nature : you don't want to be seen doing this so you shut yourself in your room and fap quietly

Bathroom phone fapping is the master race. Just finish into the toilet and flush.

Fap: wipe and done
Women: court/pay, sex is messy, accidental STD, accidental kids, marriage and divorce, forgot your consent card in sweden ('ugh i signed under duress anyway')
Result: serotonine spike

Fap is the superior deal.

>20% of people fat 2 times a day
What the actual fuck, i would need citation for that

At least admit that you are running away from your responsibilities as a man. You are putting excuses like a little child. Would you happen to be a soyboy?

What responsibilities?
Does being a man automatically give you set of responsibilities?

>Responsibilities as man
Nice try roastie, start with knowing your place first, nobody owes you a shit.

Not really. It is not a responsibility but the literal goal of existence for any species. It's that simple.
How can you tell that I'm a woman? You are paranoid.

sure buddy

Because only a woman or cuck (servant of women) would try to con me into 'responsibilities' of a man without rewards it used to have, will you make me king of a household and become my property? Then I'm willing to feed you and have kids. Are you trying to turn me into ATM and then drain me some more after you get bored(happens in 50+% of marriages)? No relationship for you. Women way overestimate their importance to a life of a self-sufficient man.

Unfortunately for you I'm not a woman. And who talked about marriage? Who the fuck believes in that meme nowadays? I just told you to man up and accept the responsibilities imposed by your genes. You don't want your lineage to go extinct? And there are plenty submissive women who's actually like being treated as you described in your post. But to find them you have to stop being pussy looking refuge behind porn and all those excuses to actually improve yourself and become a self sufficient man, not bounded by women since they throw themselves at him. It's not that difficult user

>I just told you to man up and accept the responsibilities imposed by your genes.
I'm a human, my goal is to overcome my genes, not be controlled by them like animals and niggers.
>You don't want your lineage to go extinct?
Both of my paternal branches have at least 2 separate kids through my sisters and brothers thus I'm relieved from such obligation.
>Excuses
Why do I need excuse for not wanting a pet? Fuck off. It's not my obligation to do ANYTHING for women.

>believing that humans are somehow above nature
I didn't know that there were still people in denial on this matter.
You are firm believer of MGTOW's ethos, from what I can read in your posts. What I'm trying to make you understand is that you're not participating in some feminist agenda by fucking women or trying to score. Of course it's not your obligation but I'm sure if you were confident in your abilities or good looking you wouldn't say things like that.
It's thanks to people like you (or more like the depreciating/self destructive propaganda addressed to males) that the white race is going extinct.

>Not believing humans can be above nature
Go hug some trees and dance around bonfire just because we're made from the same stardust.
>You are firm believer of MGTOW's ethos, from what I can read in your posts.
I don't really give a shit about some movement.
>What I'm trying to make you understand is that you're not participating in some feminist agenda by fucking women or trying to score.
What I'm trying to say is that sex is overrated and not worth the effort unless you're in top 20% males.
>Of course it's not your obligation but I'm sure if you were confident in your abilities or good looking you wouldn't say things like that.
So I would have cheaper sex but nothing would change, great lol.
>It's thanks to people like you (or more like the depreciating/self destructive propaganda addressed to males) that the white race is going extinct.
Then let me impregnate your wife with my white seed and take care of my white son, otherwise you don't really care about saving the white race. But I bet you don't even have one. And as I said, there are 4 kids each having different half of my genes (2 from my father side, 2 from my mother side)so my lineage is probably more secured than yours will ever be.
Also not tech discussion so we should end it now.

TempleOS is a godly operating system, and pornography is sinful. Its users don't use it to view porn.

What toilet?

>not having designated fapping streets

Pretty sure that's the Vegas strip

>addiction
nofap is a cult, there are no advantages to it.
>60% report improvement
confirmed placebo effect
>shame, ebarraement, extreme...
sounds like their hangups are getting the best of them
>age
i literally cant remember when a time before i didnt masturbate; infant masturbation is well documented and common
>frequency
im bored and lazy most of the time, i donnt fap more than once or twice a week maximum. when i was a teenager it was more of a daily thing; changing hormone levels are a thing during puberty, its nothing to be afraid of and it doesnt mean its an addiction
weekly faps are healthy and prevent cancer.
why are americans so stupid?

>watching porn in public

linux users are intelligent enough not to stream any media

>watching porn

>security shift, doing boring rounds around mall
>notice a toilet for retards (closed room and requiring a key)
>take a quickie into toilet, wipe rest from dick onto toilet paper and toss it into toilet
>continue rounds in better mood
or alternatively
>false alarm midfap
>FUUUUUCK

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My friend reads hentai in public, it's incredibly embarrassing.

your friend might be autistic.

well it's faster than Firefox and does more than the modern Firefox, so why not? it's also installed out-of-the-box.

> how to make a website based on absolute bullshit

>Who the fuck believes in that meme nowadays?
All these degenerates in this thread...

evolutionary defect.