Why are Americans so technology behind and retarded?

Why are Americans so technology behind and retarded?

>Still no chips in their Bank cards
>Overpriced hardware now thanks to idiot miners, nowhere else is as badly affected
>Slow internet with data caps
>Net neutrality

Aren't you glad from a technological standpoint that you don't live in America? I'm glad I don't.

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>Why are Americans so technology behind and retarded?
Well, their education system is a complete train wreck. As someone from the Netherlands I can expect my English vocabulary to by bigger than that of an average American. Enough said, really. If education fails, your whole country fails.

>by bigger
larger*

Flags + option to filter by nation on Sup Forums please.

Hah, spelling error. by = be. The irony.

>Why are Americans so technology behind and retarded?

Niggers, rednecks and jews.

You're probably not disproving his point.

>Hah, spelling error. by = be. The irony.
Yes, that single misspelled word was the sole flaw in that sentence.

I actually corrected myself. I should've been more clear on that.

Somehow I can never write anything about grammar, spelling or vocabulary without making a mistake myself, which is as embarrassing as it is hilarious.

Big is a childish word. If he was actually trying to wave his e-peen he would have said "I posses a more extensive vocabulary" or the like. Though the average American either speaks ebonics or chicano, (or honestly a bastard mix of the two) so he's probably still right.

>Somehow I can never write anything about grammar, spelling or vocabulary without making a mistake myself, which is as embarrassing as it is hilarious.
Mistakes are okay, and having fun is what is really important champ.

With my country going down the drain, is it now time to learn Chinese?

>from a technological standpoint
At least I will be stabbed and not shot if anything happens. Most probably.

The Chinese already learned English because they actually have an educational system so no need for this anymore.

Americans ate basically hundreds of years behind evolution. While the rest of the world moves on with science and tech, America is still stuck at the wild west, hunting niggers and praising firearms.

>>Overpriced hardware now thanks to idiot miners, nowhere else is as badly affected

8tb drives cost $130 in the US
1080 cost $350 in the US

in europe, a 8tb drive cost $295 and 1080 cost $600

you were saying?

if american education is shit, then why is everyone trying to get in there to study in their campuses?
>netherlands
no one gives a fuck about your irrelevant country, whenever i hear dutch speaking english, it sounds like someone trying to give a blowjob

We basically sent all our broke people and criminals over there so we wouldn't have to deal with them.
All Americans are descendants of rapists, drug dealers and some, I guess, were good people.
Same goes for Australians.
Basically the trash we didn't have room for anywhere else.

>If he was actually trying to wave his e-peen he would have said
Nah if user really was putting on airs then he would have wrote:
>I have expert control of English, and powerfully yield the vernacular with the prowess of a large magical nigger wielding his mighty appendage as he forcefully crams it betwixt the nearest white woman's moist cunny lips, and as she lays there crying whilst muttering the words "no", and "please don't" she imagines a ruined life in which she raises a criminally prone half baboon alone.

bix nood

I'm not sure what country you're from, but if your GDP isn't anywhere near $13 trillion dollars with a population no greater than 300 million, it's very easy to judge a country based on its lower class people.

The reason for that GDP is BECAUSE of technological innovations and inventions. The US is the number 1 country to actually do R&D within its companies.

I'm not posting this to be a inbred redneck, but the rest of the world is quick to judge, when they themselves wait until the US develops it, then they go ahead and implement it. Perfect example of this would be Apple and Samsung. Samsung is not doing much of the research, Apple is. Any lurkers here that work as engineers with in these two companies know damn well, Samsung is pretty much the guinea pig of Apple research.

Instead of taking in a ton of shitskins, perhaps your own country can start dumping R&D, and developing your own shit.

If from Europe, your country literally shuts down for lunch, while US works bust their asses off so that you can make ludicrous comments like this.

As far as infrastructure, I agree, but you have to understand the US is very spread out. If it was the size of Japan or condensed like Europe, the infrastructure to connect everyone would be just as easy and inexpensive. But spending over Millions of dollars to get internet access to a place where the population is less than 500 people, and collect $80/ month on that isn't profitable. People moving into those locations make their own decisions.

0/10 trolling try harder next time

larger is bigger than the word bigger.

not trolling, try to actually understand the world you live in instead of browsing cnn and blacked. com

actually...take a screenshot of the system specs of your shit posting machine and post it.

Wireless exists.
I'm an ausfag and I get unlimited 4g for 90 dollars a month.

Don't forget how weird their lte shit is, can't even use most chinkphones

>if american education is shit, then why is everyone trying to get in there to study in their campuses?
Do they? Is that what they tell you? Studying abroad is very popular in the Netherlands but mostly European countries because of their high educational standards. Never met someone who went to the U.S. to study. A road trip, sure. To study? Never.

Should be cool, though. In the U.S. you can just get a bachelor degree and they will say you went to "University". Kek

apologies, this was meant for you:

I don't know, this guy posits a leveled hypothesis of the world but you only manage to make an off handed ad-hominem. Can you at least try to manage his assertions or are you just bait poster?

>>Still no chips in their Bank cards
Yes there are, it's basically an industry standard that all new cards have chips starting like 3 years ago
>>Overpriced hardware now thanks to idiot miners, nowhere else is as badly affected
Our prices were already cheaper than most places and it's a phase that will pass

>>Slow internet with data caps
urban area bandwidth is on par with other developed nations, data caps are BS but at least are high enough that most people won't hit them.

>>Net neutrality
What about it?

All those top universities in the Netherlands amirite....

stop trolling

you live in one of the most irrelevant countries

Are you really trying to compare two completely different companies? Samsung is the biggest conglomerate on the planet that make phones on the side and still became the market leader for smart phones.

Apple happens to be an American company which appeals a lot to the chauvinistic Burgers. Also lots of third world countries see the U.S. are a role model (because of the past, don't get exited) so Apple really took off there. If Apple weren't based in the U.S. there's no way they gained this much traction.

Did you know that Japan still relies on faxes heavily?

Repeating the word irrelevant doesn't make the U.S. any better fa.m

>Repeating the word irrelevant doesn't make the U.S. any better fa.m
Nor does it render it worse.

Well, at least we don't consider a fukken bachelor a University degree.

Yah you just spend 6 years getting a degree equivalent to a Master's degree here, same amount of time.

>why is everyone trying to get in there to study in their campuses?
they were too shit to get into local schools in their countries

what did you get your degree in?

Glad to live in Finland

I met a guy from Amsterdam who drove a taxi. He claimed that he was a doctor there.

"Americans internet is shit"

>still no chips in their bank cards
orly? explain what it was that i inserted into the card reader the other day then.

>overpriced hardware
>he fell for the inflation meme

>slow internet
sounds like a poor people problem

>net neutrality
you win that one.

itt: assmad burgers

Most of that R&D is done by foreigners brought in by H1-B abuse, and not burgerclaps. Why do you think the "diversity" quotas are so high at all these big tech companies?

Real speed test

eat a dick.

>197ms response time
ok

I did an updated test, EuroFag

Because their own "shithole" of a country doesn't take care of them. Literally a shithole country-- no toilets, remember?

This is for you too, since you posted at the same time I was posting:

>eurofag
let's not throw labels around, shall we?

I'm proud to be an american. I buy american, i spend american, i speak american. fuck the commies.

How much do you pay? I pay €20 a month unlimited upload and download, no caps ever.

>197ms ping

Protip: American tech corporations have very little American money in them and the profits stay outside America too.

>that upload
might as well have upload caps

jelly of your download speed though

LMAO THOSE UP SPEEDS

>intel
>amd
>tesla
>nvidia
>qualcomm
>apple
All american. I'm sorry did i miss something? Did the rest of the world finallt decide to contribute something to technology?

Oh sorry, samsung makes nice screens and phones and has a decent processor. So +1 to korea. Everyone else is a joke

burgerland medicine is actually top tier. also the american medical board is crazy protectionist and makes it artificially difficult to become a doctor, as if it wasn't hard enough

nobody gives a shit about a non top-20 program in the states. you either went to a prestigious university, a legitimate one, or a meme school.

at the doctorate level i'm pretty sure that many yuropoors are interested in a burger degree. many of my professors did their bachelors/masters in europe and their doctorate in reputable burgerland schools (stanford/uiuc/mit/etc)

people are realizing that undergrad is increasingly worthless, which is a good thing desubh

This was where European speeds were about five years ago, now we're at I don't even think the US would have gotten to past 50 Mbps if it wasn't for Google Fiber making the other ISP's pucker their buttholes for a bit. Now we're at an entire 50 Mbps! Maybe if we didn't let ISP's get so enormous to where you can count how many there are on one hand we wouldn't have this problem where they have gotten so big that they just jerk off to their money and never update anything

Decent mobile speeds. Unlimited plan. Finland.

€12

>I like their food.
>[picture of salarian]
You're not disproving my point.

>government subsidizes isps and mobile data providers
>it costs less
>pay more taxes
Wow really comming out ahead there jesse

>Protip
Prove that you are in fact a pro.

Allah wills it

>people are realizing that undergrad is increasingly worthless
That's true, but it's also a really shitty situation. As someone who would have not been able to afford to go to a university without the government picking up the tab more often than not, it's upsetting to see such a large monetary and time investment being reduced to basically what amounts to "high school 2.0". I got lucky because I got into a school that is cheap for university standards and FAFSA worked out for me. However, FAFSA only covers the first five years, after that I don't know what I would have done if I wanted to keep going for a master's. I'm not saying that I want colleges to be completely free, but they need to make the investment worth it instead of just making it be a four year long party

All they know how to do is steal from others.

>So +1 to korea
>korean tech
Might as well give that win back to the U.S.

What's wrong with that?
We still use fax at work sometimes too.

Even thirdworlders have three phase power, but USretards don't.

More or less. Everything that came out of korea and japan's rech boom was because of US interventionism

>no one gives a fuck about your irrelevant country, whenever i hear dutch speaking english, it sounds like someone trying to give a blowjob
Kek,
English and Dutch are so fucking similar.
If you know one, you understand the other.

Because the USA is a pseudo first world country, when in fact they are no more than a third world country.

Congratulations, it's still slower than 4g.

Are you retarded?

>If you know one, you understand the other.
I've had blowjobs in English before, so I guess I do understand Dutch now. I mean especially since speaking Dutch does sound a lot like speaking English, but with a dick in your mouth.
MFW I was getting my dick sucked with the windows open, and my neighbors though I was speaking Dutch.

at least we created the internet

Fuck off, American scientists were the first to get someone on the moon, we're always leading, the world is lagging behind us.

right now the issue with undergrad imo is that it's culturally expected so everyone just gets pushed into it.
if you fall behind the wagon you don't really have to swallow your pride and take an alternate path into a reputable degree, you could just attend rando state school and walk out with a 2.9
it's ridiculously watered down, half the kids in it shouldn't even be here, and for any field that the media pushes as "dude lmao money" they water it down so they can cash in on all the tuition/financial aid money from freshmen who otherwise wouldn't have been let in

You all realize that the definition of first world country literally means "aligned with the USA during the cold war" right? Sure, call us a shithole but your entire frame of reference for first/second/third world is based on the USA. Suck it Eurofags

>American scientists

You mean German Nazi scientists captured in WWII

>captured
Ours now loser.

sounds like someone's salty about the war

finder's keeper's

she's hot

Who weren't actually committed National Socialists?

America is NOTHING without immigrants and now that you're stopping them from coming in your decline will be accelerated.

High skill Europeans don't want to move to a gun crazy high crime shithole with shit internet and shit health care that doesn't give you a month of annual paid holiday, no automatic 2 year warranty on electronics, no paid maternity leave, ISIS tier Christian fanatics etc...

fuck off and die

Cool, you can take them all now. And then become le 56%, and wipe your culture out, all in one generation. All for some cheap labor.

Why are Euros so eager to besmirch Americans they fabricate untrue shit to attack?

>High skill Europeans don't want to move to a gun crazy high crime shithole with shit internet and shit health care that doesn't give you a month of annual paid holiday, no automatic 2 year warranty on electronics, no paid maternity leave, ISIS tier Christian fanatics etc...
Isn't Europe as a whole going through a white flight, and brain drain crisis as we speak?

That speaks against you.

No. You're thinking of former Eastern Block countries. They're the only scum moving to your country.

>They're the only scum moving to your country.
Eh. We'll take them, pay them well, and make that "scum" the best they can be, and we'll also be keeping the other colors in that graph.
Enjoy your shit hole user, and maybe one day you'll be in a position in where your insults to wards Americans are worth listening to instead of being shrugged off as some assblasted dimwit asshole who's just jealous.

NY and LA are not America. I haven't seen a black or hispanic person in upwards of 3 weeks.

Wtf i am white and make more than all of them by myself

That's rasist

Wrong!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anton_Flettner

We made everything, only seems right that we'd be the ones to ruin it too.

America has slow internet because it is mostly countryside. It doesn't have datacaps, you're thinking of canada