Rate my breakfast

rate my breakfast

Oligarch tier

yeah """""""your"""""" breakfast

nice filename

0/10 too small

no tomato/10

son of a oligarch

No drink/10

>niggerbread

No pussy

Shit desu. Macros and nutrients might be right, but it looks like it would taste like dry ass.

>no bacon
>no pancakes w syrup
>no coffee
1/10

what is on the bottom left?

exotism/10

this is something that isnt remotely close to what i usually have

hiilaripaskaa/10

>tfw on diet

>a mountain of white bread on a diet

Calm down Tyrone, it's not made from your brothers.

are diet toasts

now that I read better, the portion is 3 and not 5 toasts, fuck my life

>no fruits
4/10

>toasts on a bag

kek, well Argentine bread is pretty bad in general so i get it.


Needs some tea and a yogurth

>cheese
That's it I'm calling the police.

A gdzie sala i Ziemniaki ?? Gdzie kawa gdzie kotlet schabowy ??

Szmacznego suka blyat :)

>Dairy
Milk is for little kids. Are you a little kid?

wouldenjoy/10

shitskin detected, milk is very tasty

where's the fucking vodka?

that's a big breakfast

Don'y eat those, think of your fucking insuline levels, you pleb.

It barely has a taste. I feel like all you milk drinking fatasses are paid shills for the dairy industry.

Milk + salami
Mate if you want to commit suicide why don't you just shoot yourself? You'll suffer less than eating that

illegal imports detected, FSB agent dispatched

is that spreadable ham flavoured cheese?

wtf i love argentina now

Its certainly not healthy in some ways but i don't think swedish milk has that much xenoestrogen atleast.
I'm addicted though, i have to have a glass in the morning.

>think of your fucking insuline levels

what, I'm not fat, I'm preparing for a 21 km race

>is that spreadable ham flavoured cheese?

yes

d-does it taste good?

best thing ever

I had a cigarette and Yerba mate

yes, I'm hungry as fuck though

d-do you smoked yerba mate?

No I drank it. First time I have tried it