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éire

Best girl

make me faggot

Wew lads.

>tfw I have bottled over 50 people in my life

If ten people from eire ganged up on me I would unironically glass you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of 10 knackers and bottled one over the head and made them all run away. I'm the best scrapper here, fact. I have never lost a bar fight in my life. If any of you said anything snarky to me, you would be erased from history. Unironically.

If anyone wants to arrange a glassing match I'm in Chicago for the day and I am looking for a target so let me know if you're up for it.

>This is an Irish Army MOWAG Piranha IIIH. It's a ten ton, diesel-powered, two hundred and seventy five horsepower infantry fighting vehicle with an armament of a 12.7 millimetre heavy machine gun, and defensive armour able to withstand rocket propelled grenades, improvised explosive devices, and any nuclear, biological, or chemical threat. With an Allison MT-653 automatic six-speed planetary gearbox, this bad-boy is able to achieve one hundred kilometre per hour speeds on land with ease. So, to any Brit who expresses a wish to form a union with us, you should just go back the way you came.

Bhuail mé le Alan Ó Ceallaigh sa Dunnes inné.
Mar leantóir, d’inis mé dó go raibh sé deas cúl chun é a bhualadh leis go pearsanta, ach nior raibh mé a bheith i mo bhobarún ‘s cuir ólc air ‘s iarr air do ghrianghraif nó aon rud.
Dúirt sé ‘Óó, conas atá tú ag déanamh anois?” Bhí iontas orm, an t-aon focal a d'fhéadfainn rá, bhí sé "Huth?".
Chuaigh sé romham – “Huth? Huth? Huth?” a dhúirt sé, agus ag bualadh bos os m’aghaidh.
Maslaithe ‘s trína chéile, shiúil mé i leataobh ‘s lean mé ar aghaidh lem chuid siopadóireacht. Agus, chuala mé é, ag éagaoineadh.
Tháinig mé go tosach an tsiopa chun mo rudaí a íoc nuair a chonaic mé Kelly a bheith ag iarraidh a siúl amach as na dhoirse, le like leathdhosaen dhá lítear buidéil uiscí ina bhaclainn aige gan a íoc.
Bhí an cailín, ag an chuntar, go deas faoi ‘s proifisiúnta, bhí sí like ag rá ‘Fear, tá ort na rudaí a íoc’. Ar an gcéad amharc, níl ann ach sé ag cur i gcéill nár chula sé í, ach i bhfad na haimsire, chas sé timpeall ‘s shiúil sé chuig an cuntar, go drogallach.
B’iontach an radharc é.

My copypasta!
To think I didn't save it after writing it.

Did you learn any Irish from it?

How are you now horse?

>tfw no average irish gf

What's cracking lad? Are you anonymous no. 7?

i learned huh is huth

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hes the lad from donegal who workes in derry

Also don't change my pasta.

Where'd huth come from?

D U B L I N

She looks good in that picture.

fócloir

Take it from me, it's never huth.

Is this copypasta general?

She always looks amazing

just bought Big Gerry's autobiography

what am I in for?

a laugh

Check this out

What's so weird about it, what am I missing?

It's just a hearty, childish kek if you want it. I know I laughed.

Imageboards are serious business, stop being so childish.

:( Okay

>impying

Do you ever go out?

With friends and the like? Yeah, but in Tralee, where I go to college. However, I couldn't do that this summer since I was doing repeats and shit. But where I live? No.

Whats the craic lads

Stand Clear

Dead Thread Operate

why so ded

Watching narcos and need to read subs

better watch black sails after like I said pal, it doesn't get enough respect

are sophie

HNNNNNNNNNG

legs seem a bit manly for some reason

Swede in Dublin again. Still looking for a place to live. What sites do you think are best? F5'ing rent.ie, daft.ie and myhome.ie like a madlad.

have a spare mattress down the shed, you'd have to offer up the occasional boipucci and take a few estrogen pills though

What thr fuck

who /cuntál fíarsach/ here?

switched to my pc just for you OP

Well as I came home on Sunday night
As drunk as drunk could be
I saw a man run out the door just after half past 3

well i called me wife and i said to her
"will ya kindly tell to me
who was the man running out the door,
just after half past 3"

Ah yer drunk, yer drunk ya silly old fool
still ya can not see
thats the King of England that me mother sent to me

well its many a day ive travelled
a hundred miles or more
but an Englishman last past 3 sure i never saw before

What songs is that? Because it fucking sucks.

youtube.com/watch?v=WDBPH1o5rAw

You'd know youre a slav

>What songs is that? Because it fucking sucks.
>>>>>/slav/

>implying that this is good music
Christ lads. Folk music is just a meme. It's literally terrible.

youtube.com/watch?v=A9MRbek0JXk

going to make one of these for swooce

Now The Wolfe Tones I can appreciate, but everything else? Nah, not really.

pls no

Found this in a local cemetery
Thought it was interesting

The man was born into an era of depression in Ireland following the Napoleanic wars. As he aged he saw the seeds of Catholic autonomy and a push for representation at Westminster led by men like O'Connell, riots raged all around. As he became a man a famine hit, he fled with his young wife to the New World where they lived relatively long prosperous lives.

Apparently they made some money, a stone this large and ornate, one of the nicest in the cemetery, woukd only have been available to the wealthy.

>really makes you think

>nah, not really
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F

I know an irish-american who looks very similar.

D-do irish women normally look like this?

That is a cartoon

LIKE I GIVE A FUNK

Ah, so you just further proved my point. Thank you. That was just awful.

not enough squatting and gratuitous tracksuits?

Pic is an Irish-Canadian I know, they usually look something like this. Notice the dark iberianesque hair and eyes and the rounded potato nose. Very typical if their kind

Hmm.. no, but it is lacking that.. je ne sais quoi.

>rounded potato nose
That's a fucking cute nose. She's pretty god damn cute.

/éire/

doesnt look irish at all

The Irish here aren't ugly, but they do tend to stand out a bit.

Beautiful. Glad to be part Irish and somewhat related to her.

just a prototype i whipped up

friend of mine fingered her outside an underage disco in Carlow once

your taste is awful my friend

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then there's scot folk

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>I'm not Latvian

>Seen another UFO lads, I'm scared

>Failed my exams, back to Estonia with me

I have no doubt, girls in my area, whether French, Anglo, or Irish, all tend to get around.

what a whore

I could beat up any irishmen.

Kevin Vickers is so fucking based

can you not bully

Lad, no...

>taste is awful
>"anyone who doesn't like folk might as well have shit taste, amirite?"
Please, I don't like that shit. A lot of people don't. I get it, it's nice music, but I just think it's shit. Nothing personal. My taste is just different.

:'(

I'm the lad you recommended Black Sails too, I've already seen it lad, it's pretty great. Didn't watch Narcos and probably won't. Trying to find season 2 of Mammon with English subtitles but nowhere seems to fucking have them, they're all in Norwegian.

May your trips bring you accommodation soon.

Pretty sure anywhere outside of Dublin is better and cheaper unless you have to be at work for like 7-8 am.

She will have even more Irish in her if she plays her cards right ;)

>anyone who doesn't like folk might as well have shit taste, amirite
that's exactly what I'm saying

maybe this is more to your taste

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I just managed to get a viewing tomorrow. Hope I don't fuck it up.

Yeah the place is actually somewhere within Dublin County, not the inner city, thankfully.

>that song
Unironically, that was actually really good. Didn't understand shit, but the beat was pretty good. Lithuanian rap is also pretty good, at least to me it is.

Since you mentioned Serbia, let's go a little deeper:
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didn't like Narcos meself, stopped watching halfway through the first season, only like a few of the hot meme shows most people enjoy

if you don't mind subtitles you could watch The Three Kingdoms, 90+ episodes about the Three Kingdoms period of Medieval China
mainly for my nigga Cao Cao

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I've fapped to this many times.
That is all

Nice one.

always enjoy grainy poor sound quality srbjan songs
to my shame, I think the Bosnian ones are alright as well

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I had a friend who used to send me shitty Estonian rap, don't think balts will be going big anytime soon led

Fuck off gayboy

An bhfuil aon Gaeilgeoirí iontacha ar líne anois? Ar mhaith libh comhrá maith?
Chuir mé an phostáil seo suas aréir, níor freagraíodh.

wut

>Chuir mé an phostáil seo suas aréir, níor freagraíodh.
Toisc nach bhfuil aon Gaeilgeoirí anseo anois.

Wayhey,
Is tusa. Tá tusa in ann abairt a chríochnú as Gaeilge. Is cinnte go bhfuil Gaeilge labhartha agat, tá?

Srpski war songs are the shit. Me and my Serbian friend would sing along some of them.

As long as the rap doesn't die in our country we don't really care if it goes big.

who /having a wee drink/ here?
i answered ye did i not?

>ywn live a comfy life as a young irish folk singer playing in pubs with your muckers all across the land

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>>>>/brit/

>Tá tusa in ann abairt a chríochnú as Gaeilge
Le GT :^) Gabh mo leithsceéal :^( Tá an-brón orm. Mo Ghaeilge is ró briste.

Stop thú de bheith ag caint liomsa

>brit flag

haha that'll do lad

>Stop thú de bheith ag caint liomsa
tá brón orm
labhraím beagán gaelige
cad é mhar ata tú?