Why are Anglo countries so afraid of nudity?

Why are Anglo countries so afraid of nudity?

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because its so fucking cold there isn't a reason to be naked and so there is no tradition of it

Don't you know that God created tits so that he could send you to hell for looking at them?

Because we were all influenced by British culture and they're notoriously prude and uptight.

Now post the uncensored one.

In Spain you can see many brit teenagers doing topless. Maybe in their countries the men behave like the fingols.

That's a bannable offense, Spongebob.

Post it on imgur then

Post uncensored NOW

if it was just topless...those brit teens are fucking insane. I have pity that they will marry someone and have children.
Utter semen demons

I'm not OP. Does my flag look like an Argentine one?

POST IT

I don't know where OP got the pic from, ergo how could I post it.

just fucking do it you insufferable faggot

Why do Germans pollute our beaches with naked 70 year olds

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This isn't the OP pic, but it should suffice.

*gets nude*
Better

just fucking post it you attention whore

You deserve it, slavshit

Several nude beaches near where I grew up. They weren't specifically nude, but most people would just bathe on them naked, swim naked, and still do. Been back there last summer and it was exactly the same. No one cares. This is in most rural southern england, though. i'll be honest, you wouldn't want to see a nude beach in the north of england anyway... you'd never sleep again.

It is haram

I will never forgive Argentina for this

Just post it okay?

mamma mia

They pollute everyone's beaches with rubbish like that.

>at the beach in Southampton two months ago
>this German family nearby (I'm pretty sure they were German anyway) sits down near us
>their two sons aged about 8 and 10 strolling around completely nude
>my dad and 15 year old brother just stared down at the sand red-faced

Because the entire world is owed a look at your 8 year old son's stuff flapping around. Especially in the UK where it is not normal for any child above maybe 4-5 to be nude on a beach.

Why they do in your rocky beaches? Fortresses?

>i'll be honest, you wouldn't want to see a nude beach in the north of england anyway... you'd never sleep again

Because old people and gays?

POST IT

I guess it's because of ugly people

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Wow, that's the largest beach I have sen in my life.

back in commie days, kids only wore swim outfits for school. otherwise they just bathed naked up to the age of 11 or something. entirely normal and nobody tought anything about it. there was Czech actress I remember who said she swam naked in the pond outside her familys cottage until she was 12 and people started giving her weird looks.

Puritan influence.

Or more accurately British influence.

No. Inbred mutants and hairy fatties everywhere.
Well guessed

Uh...is a 4 year old's dick somehow less gross than a 10 year old's?

I agree. If instead it was an 8 and 10 year old girl running around the beach naked, then I would be completely cool with that.

Probably American media influence and generally being uptight. I was surprised when I went to Italy and Spain to find beaches littered with nude women.

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I don't think we are.

We don't get nude much at the beach because it's cold.
If girls flash their boobs at a club and their friends post it to Facebook, they don't freak out they just brush it off and leave the post there.
We do have nude cycling events and things, similar to mainland Europe.

omw to spain

>nudity

>You're a cunt
>Is this haram in your country?
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WARNING: nsfw for americans, sfw for normal countries

>Italy
>the pic is from Italy so of course it's normal here

the heritage of puritanism

I always looked at American media (Hollywood) as very open to violence but closed to nudity and sexuality in general.

Movies in Europe explore sexuality much more often (French and Swedish movies are an example).

Nice abs

Buddy, you can't post this. Enjoy your ban.
Although I do agree that it is extremely retarded. No one should be naked on a goddamn beach, especially children. What the fuck is wrong with parents these days?

they are notoriously ugly

REEEEEE
I posted the link but I forgot to remove the pic from the upload

The other day I was reading a newspaper and there were an interview of a woman that went to nude beaches and she was totally naked in a photo. I wonder if that's possible in an american newspaper.

t.Ahmedh Al Falafel Bin Shakira

normal here

>they're notoriously prude and uptight

We're the country that has topless models in our daily newspaper. I used to deliver this shit when I was a kid and never bat a eye

I'm pretty sure the depiction of nude minors in a non sexual context is allowed in most countries and I assume the US (so on Sup Forums) as well.

>Being this stupid.
This is normal everywhere in europe, and is a much more healthy approach.
What is wrong with children being naked, won't you be able to repress your sexual instincts? You are a degenerate.

>eww its nudity
fuck off

Are you niggers fucking daft? Why would you display your child's body for everyone to see? Exposing her to potential predation from a mentally ill sicko. Why fucking risk it when you know that this world is so screwed up? Parenting at it's goddamn worst.

But what the fuck am I doing, this is Sup Forums. You niggers are probably underage. You won't understand until you have children yourselves.

>t. American soccer mom

nope not underage, over 30 even, and this shit is normal here, kids walk around naked on the beach all the time

do you think a swimming suit will help protect them from the mentally ill sicko? obviously it wouldn't make a difference

Cover them makes them exciting for the mentally ill sicko
Also America has more mentally ill sickos

American media has always not minded violence because our society evolved out of conquering a hostile wilderness full of dangerous wildlife and Indians.

ok?

Didn't they used to have topless 16 year olds but that's not allowed anymore?

This sounds like some 40 year old housewife.

It sounds like the Disney Parks forums with soccer moms whining about naked Europeans.

Americans are fucking retarded, holy fuck.

It has less to do with fear of pedophiles than the simple fact of thinking the world is owed a glimpse of your 8 year old son's dick...

>oh noooo, a kid's dick, eeeeeeeew
It's a kids dick, nothing more, nothing less.

But finland is a frozen hell and they do full naked sauna.

>Maybe in their countries the men behave like the fingols.

What's that supposed to mean? I'd say we're more okay with nudity than you Spaniards, Jorge.

Yeah like think Samantha Fox.

That and Finnish TV displays full frontal nudity with not one fuck given.

Those are some very manly-looking lolis.

>POST IT

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zitto animale

Fuck America

America's the biggest producer of porn, but that doesn't mean much

We also have legal loli while you...do not.

Even in Greece, which is more conservative on those matters than Western Europe, we'd run around nude as kids on the beach and topless nudity (both native and imported) has been a feature of most beaches I've been to since I was a kid in the early 90s.

Northern Europe is generally the most liberal place on nudity in the world. Maybe it's the fact that summer only lasts about 4 weeks there.

Because sport team

Actually I was just thinking in terms of nudity being unsanitary.

I disagree, I think the big difference is *Western* Europe vs the rest. Iberians are likely much more comfortable with nudity than some much more northern Eastern Europeans.

All of Europe seems pretty fine with nudity these days, though.

I heard the opposite that Mediterraneans are more prude because they're Catholic, plus the Catholic parts of Germany are more prude than the Protestant ones.

>germany
>religion
>2016

From the various polls I've seen, importance of religion in Spain for example is pretty low and pretty much like Northwest Europe.

In general importance of religion in Europe doesn't seem to follow *wide* patterns. Greece is high but Albania and Bulgaria are low. Poland is high but Czechia is low etc.

I'm also not sure how highly that correlates with acceptance of various sorts of nudity in Europe.

I thought the primary religion in Germany now is Sunni Islam.

Post the tits faggot

I didn't even know Poland has beaches.

Oh, Lord...

We know what Bill Clinton and Mohammed the Islamic prophet think about naked 9 year old girls. Not even once, never forget.

Say what?

If I post a penis will I get banned?

What's a DH
>inb4 designated hitter

Dear Husband. Abbreviation often used on forums.
The mods are all from /hm/ so probably not.

As it should be. I will never understand puritans. You see violence on TV everywhere, but a tit or a wiener has to be censored. And if they happen to see a flash of a tit of some popstar, actress of whatever on prime time TV it makes the fucking headlines.

dear husband i think

its mumsnet slang but even i cant stand that site

They usually go Dear Son, Dear Daughter, Dear Husband, whatever.

>Med.
>Prude.
Hue. That's a serie about an Spanish ninja. It started at +7 but it had to be raised to +13 because all the torture and guesome deads. youtube.com/watch?v=Pm8hmV2A7kY Look at any spanish movie and odds are than you will see some tits or penises here and there just because why not.