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Pour one out edition

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stop killing the mandem

Business idea: we pull our earnings and I invest it across a range of stock and bond options.

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>spiro
Poleaboo does Cypro

the gf teleported me this

business idea: pour one out for the mandem

4th for cult leaders

Do you prefer dogs or cats?

I'm personally a Cat person

Asian comic books

Ah yes the so-called red pill

after an overwhelming amount of of requests

i have decided to stop killing the mandem until further notice

do NOT reply to him
do NOT give him any positive or negative reinforcement
simply IGNORE him

kill yourself instead

cats too. dogs are nice and will always have your back but they are too big and dirty

but I like him

Neither is the patrician's choice.

Maybe a pond though with some rare koi

business idea: bin the gf

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>Stefan is Irish born

only the best

>Maybe a pond though with some rare koi
Piss off weeb

its actually not fair
women are just so attractive
They really have men in a chokehold

business idea: deFOO the gf

where did you get this picture of me

Thanks! I like you too

*runs in for a hug*

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stop killing the mandem

im a cat person even though i think dogs are an objectively better pet 2bh

how autistic is to browse blue boards with the thumbnails hidden in a uni lecture hall?

v.

imagine being a girl and having to get fucked by a man
men aren't even hot

keep reppin cuz x

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poolepoo just told me to kill myself

honestly hope he's """""transformation""""" fails and he decides to repay society in his own blood

only because you let them have that power

>how autistic is to browse blue boards
very

Poleaboo is going to try ironing his flag now

Anyone want to see pics of his DNP pills later?

Blessed Kek made it rain again tonight

xx

deFOOing poleaboo

*squeezes you so tightly I can feel your willy against my thighs*

business idea: 2 in the goo 1 in the defoo

Cats, because having a pet is work enough without having to walk him and pick up his shit

Cat people actually enjoy getting cucked by cold, withdrawn, cruel little felines who consider their masters feeders and no more?

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facetimin with the plug but my phone on 3 percent

sure, i'd be down for seeing your dnp pills

hacked your system

That's how I tend to read it and I'd recommend that for your first read but after that, feel free to jump around and read specific sections or parables that you want to read. Maybe read on from the part that your priest will mention during mass thast week to get some more context for the passages he reads. That kind of thing.

What is the newspaper from the UK that has all these fucking outrageous headlines?

me

It's pretty obvious ribena is going to kill himself in a few months. Either he goes to prison and gets shived/raped to death or he stays out of prison and kills himself like all the other tranny fucks

it make u thnk

>women are just so attractive
indeed they are
i am glad to have her

Just think when you'll be able to directly meme into a persons head

The future is looking nice

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kek I remember when that guy ran into cameron

More outrageous headlines

>A germ man identifies with the most autistic animal in history

Big fan of doggos.

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cats are arseholes

>6000 calories a day
That's nothing

A plane has gone down in the North Sea. Shit.

howling at those. wish french papers were more funny

>I want to burn people alive
>not in those shoes love

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dogs make me tense after working as a postman

*blushes*
*try to take attention away from my willy by leaning in closer, suggesting I'd like to kiss*

10 minutes

Create a style that makes it look like reddit or twitter

Come with me

Hail mary nigga run quick see

What do we have here now? do you wanna ra dee da la la la la

Hail mary nigga run quick see

Looks like the Daily Star

Mirin' dat bulk

Last one from me,

there is a good one on the net somewhere of a man's bottom and a 100 wotsits

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oops, I probably shouldn't have been randomly firing SAM missiles out to sea

okdoky

I regularly bullied people in uni for even uttering the word "Sup Forums".

i got that one on my computer somewhere

found it

la de de da dee
i like to partyy

Bruh I did not invent the world wide web for you to lie on it.

on the subject of crazy headlines does anyone have the one about the bloke who stretched 30 shag bands over his knob?

oh fuck lads, the president of uzbekistan has died

literally don't care

like, not even slightly

ah yes let me just hide the thumbnails on this imageboard for an authentic reddit experience

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F

these headlines aren't from the star they're from the sunday sport most likely
literal joke paper

the sun gives me anxiety

i need to live somewhere cold and dark

Got called pasty penis in Greggs

emulating david cameron desu

3. Profit

used to get breakfast in greggs

>flag
no you certainly did not

Laugh now, but will you still be laughing when he becomes PM

Mark Duggan and Jade Goodie having anal sex in hell

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in greggs?

look at her smiling like that
is she fucking proud of how much of a pig she is?

Read a different paper then.

any girls wanna chat?