Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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What Happened Edition

mine was 11 seconds earlier

are we still alive

how the hell do i do kanji mayne

For the Canadian, I never noticed this yellow tint people speak of. Can you post an example?

What's happened?

anyway.

>You're so wrong it hurts
No, you're so wrong, their language structures are still SVO, not SOV like Japanese and can you prove your opinion by linguistically?
If you can't it hurts, just you're pretending you know it very well as same as you can use Japanese.

>Japan stronk cultural barrier
You may change your opinion when you got better skill of Japanese and know more.
You're too shallow so far.

On the other hands, I have to admit your opinion a bit.
Because I saw few Japanese couldn't use proper English at all like handicapped....

But don't expect us too much, desu.

not the canadian you're talking to but it's kind of hard to show on the internet since you could blame it on the camera or makeup.

it's a really pale yellow tint

janitor got triggered by rila probably

reposting because thread got deleted.

question for THE JAPS & other countries if you have answer.

is "working in japan is really fucking hard" just a meme, or not? In comparison with like Europe countries & USA, is it harder? I heard that children in japan work like crazy and don't have time for anything, and the adults have literally no time. Just work. Is that correct?

not trying to move there, just curious. I have enough problems in my country.

no japs, JAPPY

やめろやキモい名前付けやがって

Do they all have it in your view?

it's not a huge deal but that's why they're called yellow, they don't have the same pink tint

only the northeast Asians since they're lighter skinned than the southeast Asians

you dead

Real white pig.

bbc.com/news/uk-england-suffolk-37253672

she's a qt

who is more yellow

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they're both completely unrelated to english
ur using word order to back up your story... word order is the easiest...... chinese isnt easier because its svo as well ya dingus
>You may change your opinion when you got bett
i dont think you understand what i said

i mean if u have compulsory education i expect to be at least able to ask simple stuff u know? but i literally couldnt understand them and they couldnt understand me
these were young people too
(´・ω・`)ごめん

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>饅頭こわい

なんやこいつ

twitter.com/japaniece/status/770818056700461056

I love Nocchi for blowing straight past these autists. Nice get-up too.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_language
I'm not only talk about word order, also other grammar and pronunciation.
Have you ever learn Finnish before? I have, that's why I'm telling you.
anyway...I recommend you to speak with Japanese businessman, not very young people.
At least middle aged businessman in Tokyo can use English, just they don't have time to help many tourists, tho.
I don't use English in public usually even if I can understand, I do not help any tourists because I don't have time.
Sorry.

holy FUCK lmao

are those guys even self aware of how much they reek of loser

they all have guts, they're balding old men, and to top it off their handing the girls bouquets of flowers lmfaoo

ohayou!! *tips fedora* only the finest roses for m'lady

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id have just asked for a selfie desu

**only talking
anyway, I'm sick of this kind topic.

english and japanese very analytic
finnish very synthetic
thus japanese easier than finnish
finnish is very hard to learn to speak for an analytic language user because of its highly synthetic nature
complete opposites
japanese pronunciation easier than finnish as well

btw it doesnt matter i could get by with my japanese so its ok
other tourists were just pointing though
felt bad for them

pepeきれいになったな

日本人の女性とデート中で、「おばさんはおいくつなんでしょうか?」と言ったけど、
返事は「帰る」
なぜ怒ったのだろう

Yeah same tbqh

I'm not saying going to see them is wrong, just that their approach and behaviour is cringey

それ怒る要素しか無いセリフじゃん

うん、言い方が少し失礼
「ババア何才なんだよ」が正解

Yes, I know Suomi is hard to learn, and difficult to keep my motivation because I hardly get a chance to use of it.

If you really have self-confidence about you Japanese, why don't you use it more itt?

それは、「ババア、何歳だ?若く見えるけど」って聞かなかったからw

Not nowhere as bad as Singaporeans literally chasing Babymetal down at least
youtu.be/-S0rV4thfQA

They were like 13-15 too.

>日本

my replies take too long in jap
i feel like im a bother to the person im replying to

I think a selfie would be even more intrusive though. But yea the way they kind of rushed them with flowers, after the fact they acknowledged them and kept walking was cringey.

They most likely aren't allowed to take selfies with fans anyway.

>日本人

君と僕、布団の中に

Where is Cute-poster?
I miss his ''dairy remainder'' very much.

No one care about your taking time as long as you write in Japanese. Because not all Japanese are good at English itt.
It's always welcomed.

Idk about them but selfies are normal with western celebrities. It's quicker than an autograph, more personal, and the celebrity doesn't have to worry about their autograph being thrown up on eBay

こんばんは、皆さん!

今日は大学で新学期が始まる。

youtube.com/watch?v=p2bx9n-ybrU

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おめでとう

>dairy remainder

I was busy watching Full Metal Jacket.

It was pretty sugoi, definitely earnt its reputation.

>normal with western celebrities
Completely different ballgame with Japan, especially idols.

Everything has to be sanctioned. I'm not even sure if Perfume took photos with the select few fans who got to meet them at their first New York show and they never do meet and greets.

which one?

Go back to your own country, Chinese-kun.

Full Metal Jacket?

I think there's only one. The 1987 version.

前にレスを日本語で書いてたんだけどひどいことを言われてやめたほうがいいと思って日本語をやめちゃった

Im retarded
I mixed it up with FMA

>Full Metal Jacket?
Stanley Kubrik movie about the Vietnam War

Boot Camp portion is legendary

>Go back to your own country, Chinese-kun.
No. I'm scared of their escalators

The drill instructor was also a marine drill instructor in real life.

>Initially, he was intended to be only the technical advisor.[4] Kubrick changed his mind after Ermey put together an instructional tape, in which he went on an extended tirade towards several extras, convincing Kubrick he was the right man for the role.[4] Seeking absolute military authenticity for the film, Kubrick allowed Ermey to write or edit his own dialogue and improvise on the set, a notable rarity in a Kubrick film. Kubrick later indicated that Ermey was an excellent performer, often needing just two or three takes per scene, also unusual for a Kubrick film.[5]

>Full Metal Jacket?
It's a film about Vietnam, not an anime about alchemists.

Although I also enjoyed the latter.

フガーン

FMJ is the most popular movie

僕はこのスレでは絶対に英語を書かない
このスレッドにはいちいち英語にケチをつけてくる奴が多すぎる

if you want to imagine cuteposter irl just think of the michelin man but made of marshmallow instead of tyres

Does he also leave a big gooey mess when he explodes?

If I were made of marshmallows, ants would eat me.

寝て起きたら身長が200cmになっている
そう願って毎日寝てるのに

I would eat you

I see.
I imitated him.
That is quite difficult.

>Had to actually go to the catalog to find the thread
Whew lads, this is a first

because the janitor decided to delete my last thread at 227 posts

ohio

>wanting an english man in your mouth
i always knew you french were gay for the superior anglo cock

I'm surprised people chose that thread in the first place. You undercutted again.

Wow, why even bother when it's already at 227 posts.
It's so much better in the /brit/ thread where there are at least like two jannies and one mod who frequent there and know what to delete and what not to delete...

Columbus

スレが落ちたのは意図的に面白くないスレにして人を減らそうとする陰謀か?
老害に苛まれる日本語スレ
thanks
熟女は「おねーさん」と呼ばなければならない
「おぜうさん」ならbetter

I would give you a stomach ache.

I think the janitor got mad because we had 2 active threads at the same time.

Please don't I have a weak stomach

That looks like a big city

the other one which was made 10 hours ago died about half an hour before my thread got deleted

What? Are you completely unaware of the recent shitpost riot?

We didn't at the time. The other one was archived already for a bit. Also if you're the one who asked about viewing blocked JP videos I answered before it got deleted but you probably didn't see it.

sea shepard?

>Are you completely unaware of the recent shitpost riot?

Enlighten me?

Yeah, sorry, I closed the tabs when I saw they were red and I didn't notice the notification.

Like 90% of the threads on the catalog were /Brit/ at one point becayse according to them janbalaya kept depeting threads wrongfully. Also someone on a koreab proxy spammed scat/gay porn.

The response was verry slow so it was all up for a while.

i posted those videos

i probably should have told you that some videos cant be embedded and shown in foreign countries so you have to go view them on youtube itself

Oh man, last I saw they were so fast on deleting any spam on those threads and I was there for quite some time...
That sucks, I guess it wasn't as well maintained as theorized.

Okay. When a video is blocked in your country, change the tube in youtube to pak in the url and it will play. Apparently it's the pakistani youtube lol I don't know why it works like that.

No that's not the issue. They are blocked, even from searches on youtube in America and apparently Mehico too.

OK, will try it later.
Youtube RED was a mistake.

そんなに日本語が上手い人はいないよ。
ここで日本語が完璧な外国人は本当に数人だけ。でも気にしたら負け。
I think it was me who told you that your Japanese is not good enough, and you seemed you were pretending you could understand.
Yes it's true and I don't change my opinion, because I know flattery takes you nowhere.
But if I hurt you, I'm sorry.
You told us Japanese can't use English, I thought it's so unfair by many reason.
At the same time, I know your opinion is partly true. But I wanted to know you other opinion and different perspective.
Anyway, Japan is not a member of EU like Finland.
別に傷つけようと思って日本語が下手だと言ったわけじゃないよ。
君が日本人の英語が下手だって言ったのも、日本人を傷つけようと思って言ったんじゃないだろ?同じだよ。

Responses vary but I noticed a lot of times it will take mods a long time to delete an obvious banworthy thread. Like porn on a blue board type stuff. I accidentally posted a thread here meant for Sup Forums and even reported myself out of embarrassment and it made it to archive lol

Makes me wonder how many there are. I heard only mods can delete entire threads though. I've seen banworthy posts get deleted in rule breaking threads so that supports the theory.

Because it's easy to explode?

I see, thank you. I knew the movie, but I don't know why I thought it's a name of some kind of anime. I'm baka.

I assumed it's youtube red too but do you know the actual reason? I got a free month of youtube red and they were all still blocked.

no me digas

i would make you be feces?
Is it true the thread was deleted for such reason?

I actually don't know the reason, I went to AKB48 General on /jp/ to see if they had some add-on or something and someone mentioned YT Red was the reason.

ケチをつけて来る奴らっていつも日本人だろ?w

>Because it's easy to explode?
no
it's because chinese escalators like to eat people
youtube.com/watch?v=oXKwFnFq1_k

Which thread? The last one?

No, a mod must have gotten hip to taorila's antics. He also made another thread a minute before me(although I wasn't aware at the time I made it) and his was deleted in under 2 minutes.