Why are the Japanese the only people making fun technology?

Why are the Japanese the only people making fun technology?

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>80 DOLLARS
>FOR CARDBOARD SHIT
>SWITCH NOT INCLUDED

Wow thanks a fucking lot nintendo.
Instead of making a new animal crossing we get this kids shit.

If community had developer kit and maker kit, this shit will hit hard

>it's ok when japs do it

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>how to get your ass beat down at school

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You mean why are the Japanese making technology for numales and soyboys (aka most Asian men).

You see, we want serious technology that performs well, is modern and looks sleek/aesthetic in the West. We don’t need your Rinky dink anime gaming moeshit cardboard toddler crap, nor do we want it. That’s why Nintendo is in the crapper, and more serious companies are still making mad bank.

Take your toys back to

>$70 for cardboard 10 key piano that will fall apart after a day

Nintoddlers are the Appletoddlers of videogames.

>EIGHTY
>FUCKING
>DOLLARS

Next bullied children

>Instead of animal crossing
>we get this kids shit.

It's okay when Nintendo charges $80 for cardboard

Animal Crossing ain't childs play
It's awesome being able to play a game with no other people but rather coded animals that can show emotion and it is an improvement over real life so you can escape in it nicely

>I-I can’t handle real life
Numale

>Animal Crossing ain't childs play

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more images like this?

Fuck off Sup Forums, look at the fucking shitters you brought with you ITT

You could replace this comic with Miyamoto saying "What if I made a kids game that uses DIY kit accessories instead of plastic garbage attachments"

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Technology to them isn't just a means to an end like most of the world thinks about it, it's this fun and useful foreigner/European cultural thing that they just happen to apply well to their own way of life.

Nintoddlers acknowledge they are manchildren playing with toys made for young children, Macfags don't. That's the difference.

Why cardboard
Fucking why

seems like a pretty cool, and maybe overpriced, /toy/
how is this Sup Forums related?

>shit you will play once for a premium price and never use again

>running a turnip blackmarket ponzi scheme
>kids game

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Why is he holding his mouth opened?

>cardboard is technology

This. Keep your butthurt in the shithole that is Sup Forums.

Because soyboys (or numales?) can't smile.

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looks like it is plans you can download hopefully

build it out of plastic metal or whatever you want, easiest with cardboard

>70 dollars for cardboard
Software is always based 60
Making 10 dollars for cardboard

>go on Sup Forums
>make on-topic thread with astolfo pic
>literally the entire catalog was cardboard and soytendo wojak pics
>i get banned minutes later for "off-topic"
fuck you Sup Forums

That remote controlled thing that uses HD vibration to walk is pretty clever.

They better release an SDK for this.

this is great for kids. Also cardboard is great for simple technology.

>selling cardboard kit for 80 dollars
is this how peak capitalism that is equivalent to its innovation level looks like?

this kid is looking the most painful wedgie ever known

t. bully

>this shit again
please read the thread at least. The price includes the game (standard price for that is 60 dollars), so you pay 10 dollars for the one kit and 20 for the other one that has extra straps and shit. It also has stickers and shit, if you look at other childrens toys this is actually cheap. For 70 dollars you dont get LEGO as cool as this.

Amazing. Wish they had stuff this cool when I was a kid.

LOL @ everyone freaking out about the price. You aren't paying for raw materials you are paying for IP, R&D, etc... Stupid kids will pay $1.49 for $0.00001 worth of syrup and water and not even blink.

next gen duckface

Underrated

they sure do work fast.

>For 70 dollars you dont get LEGO as cool as this.
when was the last time you shopped around for legos
also legos will last a lifetime unless you throw them into a fucking furnace

> hating on cardboard waifus

Absolute genius

Because the Japanese are stuck in the 80s and 90s when tech was fun and cool

Yo dawg, we heard you like gaymen controllers 'n shiet so we made yo controller, yo game, an yo game, yo controller so yall 'lil mothafuckas can control yo controller with yo game dawg!

Take me back

Would buy.

How? They just vibrate under user input.

>Meant for little kids
>Actual purchases from adults
Disgusting.

Cool stuff though.

Imagine combining this with a sex doll reallovesexdolls.com/163cm-h-cup-xandra/

What are you thinking user?

Speak for yourself, you agressively-hetrosexual prat. Let people enjoy things. We're not on this earth for long, who cares what other people think as long as you enjoy yourself.

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The joycon vibration can give you feedback as you enter a hole

Question: am I beyond reproach if I have a switch but not this coloured joycon bullshit like these soybeans? As in its grey so its NOT gay?
Or you could just stick a vibrator in its pooper. Not really convinced it would be that fun though since the point is fucking it not sticking your dick in something vibrating..

Why are people hating on the colored controllers? I think they look great from a design standpoint.

>radioactively radiated cardboard boxes

never forget fukushima, japs are incompetent. would never trust japs with important things like nuclear power or let alone kids.

japan is dead.

i think thats pretty cool, but i have to agree with its just cardboard

why did you have to do this? do you hate king crimson?

whats the deal with tits larger than heads? never understood it...

Is that AR?

it's cool and shit until you realize that you need to buy 5 more joycons for this to work

>paying 60 for a glorified tech demo

>sell cardboard for the price of its weight in gold.
>fun technology

exciting times

for putting your dick between

Funbags

No, I actually like them. I didn't even make it, I just thought it was funny.

>A FUCKING CARDBOARD
>$80
>Sup Forumsintendo is defending it

WOW
OH
WOW OH

OHH WOW OH WOW OH

>iPhones
>VR porn
>beats by dre
>serious technology

when was the last time YOU shopped for lego? shit is expensive as fuck

git gud

>nip watch says MONG
jej

Are you retarded?

This is bait

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Only needs two you brainlet
One for head and one for the box that detects the movement of your four limbs with strings

ITT: Bunch of insecure contrarian faggots bash based Nintendo innovation.

Can't you play with cardboard without Nintendo's gimmicks?

I'd buy one but how would you dispose of it?

I hate these fucking nerds

No. The IR camera in the joy-con sits pointed at these levers, which are moved when you extend your arms and legs. It uses that with the gyro to tell how each limb is moving and what angle your body is at.

Emulate this, fuckers.

> tfw sony fanboys are so stupid that they can't even watch video and read webpage.

I'm going to say this once.
- You are being charged 70/80$ for both cardboard pack AND software.
- Blueprints will be distributed for free, legal way or not.
- This is cool educational project for kids to learn about levers, IR, etc.
- It's also fun way to spend time with your kid, which you obviously will never have, assembling, testing, understanding/explaining how this works.

Like, none of you understand word 'fun'.

???

>sony
toddlers really are mental

>not free software
Truly amazing indeed.

Do you know of any other having friends simulators?

>Nintendo discovered those hipster DIY Makerfags and decided to sell cardboard
wew

>legos
>sheeps
>anyways
sorry this happened to you user

Havent you built a shaker before? Hell, you don't even need kits now.

Nothing wrong with it.
They did this shit with the wii and all of its accessories. Having kids use their brains to assemble something instead of handing it to them is a good thing. Kids don't even learn how to do long division anymore, they just put it into their calculators. A lot of schools are even starting to get rid of shop class.
Nintendo has always been innovative with their consoles, my favourite being the gameboy players. Wii had motion controls, and what do you know, Sony and Xbox followed soon after. The use of the IR sensor is astonishing, I never would've thought it could be used like this. I'm interested to see what else they might try to do with it in the future. Plus, you aren't paying $80 for cardboard, the game is included with the cardboard in a bundle. So they'll probably be selling the kits separately for super cheap at some point in the future. I'm sure they'll push out plenty of new add-ons and updates for it in the future, aswell as allowing many other games to take advantage of it the same way they did with amiibos. Whether or not you think this is actually a good thing is up to you, but you forget it's marketed for KIDS. Just because one game on a system is child friendly doesn't make the entire user-base manchildren. Nobody did this when lego games released on other platforms.

Keep crying.

Literally a Raspberry Pi 3 and some sensors.

Stupid fucking nigger stuck in 2014. The Switch outsold the PS4 and Xbone in 2017, and it's projected to sell even more units this year since GPU's experienced a massive price jump. Your "serious" hardware is actually (((serious))) bullshit. Enjoy giving money to the Jews you race traitor niggerfaggot.

I wish i could still get this excited about things