Mom found and decrypted the encrypted hidden volume

>Mom found and decrypted the encrypted hidden volume

>mom found the .config

>monitor calibrated itself

>grandma merged experimental branch into master
we all got problems

>renamed wifi router at my grandmas to "kill all the niggers"

>mom found out what i do when i lock my room

>uncle pentested the backdoor

I'm sure your uncle pentests your backdoor every night.

Y’all have smart ancestors

>uncle pentested mum's encrypted backdoor inside grandma's calibrated hidden volume

>sister ssh'd into the fridge and unlocked the alcohol drawer

>grandpa found my o+rw cronjob

>grandmother gave me cookies

>Grandmother blocked my 3rd party cookies

>Mom switched to the Radiance theme

>mom caught me running GNOME

>mom found out the 128-bit RSA Key

>Mom reformated my Windows partition and installed Gentoo instead

>mom told me not to take cookies from 3rd parties

>grandpa fell for the thinkpad meme

It's mostly pictures of her anyways ;^)

>grandma invest $100 USD into BTC back in 2009

>renamed wifi router at my grandmas from "kill all the niggers"
FTFY

>when the grandparents are more intelligent than the grandchildren

Racemixing - not even once.

Mom saw the window that took 3 seconds to close :v(

>mum browses Sup Forums

>mom browses Sup Forums
>sees my dick pic in a dick r8 thread
>recognizes it