>Mom found and decrypted the encrypted hidden volume
Mom found and decrypted the encrypted hidden volume
>mom found the .config
>monitor calibrated itself
>grandma merged experimental branch into master
we all got problems
>renamed wifi router at my grandmas to "kill all the niggers"
>mom found out what i do when i lock my room
>uncle pentested the backdoor
I'm sure your uncle pentests your backdoor every night.
Y’all have smart ancestors
>uncle pentested mum's encrypted backdoor inside grandma's calibrated hidden volume
>sister ssh'd into the fridge and unlocked the alcohol drawer
>grandpa found my o+rw cronjob
>grandmother gave me cookies
>Grandmother blocked my 3rd party cookies
>Mom switched to the Radiance theme
>mom caught me running GNOME
>mom found out the 128-bit RSA Key
>Mom reformated my Windows partition and installed Gentoo instead
>mom told me not to take cookies from 3rd parties
>grandpa fell for the thinkpad meme
It's mostly pictures of her anyways ;^)
>grandma invest $100 USD into BTC back in 2009
>renamed wifi router at my grandmas from "kill all the niggers"
FTFY
>when the grandparents are more intelligent than the grandchildren
Racemixing - not even once.
Mom saw the window that took 3 seconds to close :v(
>mum browses Sup Forums
>mom browses Sup Forums
>sees my dick pic in a dick r8 thread
>recognizes it