Sup Forums humor thread

Post your tech related funnies

>>>/reddit/

I dislike you OP picture, so I tried to make it better.

I think this is structurally better

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this is a good one

Chad++ is living in the past. Effective C++ is old as shit now.

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Post it while you can

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Dear God this. The Glibc source code is somewhere between kludge, unintuitive hack, miles of ifdefs for targets, and overly verbose garbage code like related. It is basically the embodiment of everything you are not supposed to do.

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I always thought this was a joke image.
Why does this exist?

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White liquid gift

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>Blinkety-blink. Blinkety-blink

b-but if stay at home servers are so great, wh-why do people make fun of them?

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like silicon valley executives

>>>>>>>Windows
ruined it

>Windows Home Server
R U I N E D

>Windows Home Server
Fucking dropped. Might as well teach them AIDS is good.

I will never ever purchase this to my future kids.

You have to be 18 to post here.

I have a CS degree, bite me.

>he fell for the meme

>future kids

isn't this just manual loop unrolling?
glibc is shit and their code standards are awful, but I mean they had to have their own reason to do that bit of code, right?

Yes, you have to be 18 to post here

No, no and no. It's all fucking ifs, at least do else if or switch, this will just always check every single fucking one for no reason.

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>this will just always check every single fucking one for no reason.

It's returning though

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Hm, indeed, my bad.

i sure hope you don't program any software i use, because you're fucking incorrect.
return is there so it doesn't check the rest like says, and there's no way you can use a C switch statement for this type of check

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by the way this thread is ass

Yeah yeah, unless the string is a literal, it's late here.

Fucking retarded servlets.

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>isn't this just manual loop unrolling?
Sure, and that is awful. Readibility goes down the drain (because each line is simpler than a loop-if-return), but there are 30 of them.

you'd think that the glibc developers would make full use of GCC flags such as -funroll-loops and then just work on maintainable code

Yes, you'd think the people who work on the standard library for a language would be able to properly use compiler flags for that language, but oh well.

Rust has rustc and mrustc :^)

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Healthy kek

shit tier ending
who the fuck is this mangaka?

this one is for the producers out there

>windows
>server

>Windows Home Server
Child abuse.

I feel this right now. My iPod touch is slow as shit now, and I know it's intentional from Apple. Never making that mistake again.

>windozer retardoline serverooni

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What the fuck is this and where did it come from. Is this just an AC unit?

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RIP in peace Tay

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Still incites assrage to this day.

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The only mistake is upgrading software when a better device is on the market that uses said software also.

>outdoor server
What

Normies. It's not as bad these days, but back in the day, you would even be made fun off for using a computer in general, because only office people and nerds did that.

>there will never be a manga about home servers
Anime is dead

I want to do the same with my homescreen but then I remember that many people see my phone in public