Be me

>be me
>see this picture just now on a russian picture website that seems to be similar to reddit
>makes me want to go to russia and ride public transport all day
Which russian area has the most hot chicks that ride public transport?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=tkn95UBUvnQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

what is redit?

Kamchatka

Creepy strayan back at it again with the shitposts

Grozny

yep, I'm the guy that always asks which parts of certain eastern european countries have the most hot chicks.

Most Kamchatkans have funny faces. Like... almost all.

Anywhere in Russia its easy to pick them up, Poland and Ukraine as well. Most still looking for a ticket out.

If you want to travel somewhere closer and cheaper, Thailand Pattaya. But usually the richer Russians so sometimes a tiny bit harder.

they look like they're 12, you pedo

That's because they're Slav

>implying

pikabu?

a gay porno site, my hk bro

Implying what?

>35 year old woman

>a slavic woman ages well
>that means every slavic woman does it

yeah, alright, I like slavs as well.

Wtf is Pattaya and why is there Russians in Thailand

>they look like they're 12
Exactly.

those are not rly cute tho

her legs look taller than my whole height though

>tfw Slavic co-worker gives me more attention than is necessary, but I'm too autistic to do anything about it

You don't even need to go anywhere actually - most chicks here want to escape this meme country, so all you need is a profile in our main social network and SMOOTH TALKING SKILLS.

They have the genes

>Hot
Possibly underage girl with unattractive face, and ok legs.

You need to get out more, m9

>britain in charge of what's hot
i can tell from her petiteness and skin softness that there's a 99% chance that she's 9/10. It's cause I have high test.

they look dyel as fuck, upper arms like silly putty

She's a girl, of course she has soft skin.

Do you think she spends her free time doing anything more productive than taking selfies and buying cosmetics?

lol dumbass. the hotter the girl is, the more naturally soft her skin will be.

we get it, youre gay

...

>leddit

send gf pls

where is the rusbro who always took photos of random people in the metro

...

moar

Keep posting.

...

I don't have more sorryy

I have posted in that thread already. I just want more.

The worst part of summer ending is that the trains will no longer be stuffed with sweaty girls in slutty dresses

which trains do you go on? if i bring $5000 to russia, how long will that last me?

Wat
You pay to enter the subway and then you can spend the whole day riding if you wish so. Do anglocuck metros operate differently?

i mean for accommodation/food etc. a cheap holiday

found more pics of pedo jew

Yeah, you can only ride for an hour or so. Distance also counts in.

which one in that pic is 'pedojew'?

I can't find more noooo
I know there were more

Dunno, depends on your hotel fee mostly. I exist on 8000$ a year

no one
I mean he's the creep that takes pics of other people

it will never be as bad as amerisharts

>SMOOTH TALKING SKILLS
;_;

$50/day for a hotel, food probably the same 50$ if you eat in normal but not expensive places. Fast food is cheaper, you decide what to eat.
What city are we speaking about? These prices are for Moscow.
Spent august in Moscow and Spb as a tourist, ask your questions.

The pedojew is filming.

I'm currenty at the train station waiting for a train to St Petersburg.

Is St. Petersbourg a bad place for asthmatics?

so many Humbert Humberts

Keep in mind russian women are nuts

Australian shitposting is on point today

I am Russian "i am in metro wat do" guy. Should I go to metro or have a breakfast ?

Go to the metro and take pictures of cute girls.

Why ? Alone ?

>tfw no metro to take pictures for Sup Forums m8s

$50 a day for food? you must be a big guy

why does it cost you $50 a day for food?

youtube.com/watch?v=tkn95UBUvnQ
Hello.

The pedojew is the KGB of the creepers. He is always watching.

the fuck is that? the fuck is this?

my favourite

Nice song 4 me

Do you think I'd have a hard time picking up Russian women if I have US + EU passports?

Hard to say, I'm not asthmatic myself. The air isn't very polluted there.
One steak costs 20-25$, the rest 25$ goes for 2 meals in restaurants per day, not including alcohol.

that's fucked. I thought I could go to your shit hole and live like a king off pennies.

It could be twice cheaper in smaller cities like Kazan, but there are not much to see.
Prices would be different, if you're going to live here for more than a month. You can rent a nice apt for $800-1000/month in Moscow, eating and cooking at home will cost you about 200-300$. You can find a place to stay on couchsurfing.com as well.

Polluteness aside, biggest threat to asthmatics are high humidity

The worst place in Russia then. It's always rainy.

about the same cost as Australia then

Women are the same everywhere
And yes you'd have a hard time because you're not chad

Moscow has the same HDI as Australia, no wonder prices aren't so different.

What's the best way to pickup girls in Russia? Should I wear a t-shirt that says "I'm an American" in Russian?

You can ask Ukrainians about their prices, cities like Odessa or Lwow should be much cheaper.

ukrainians rarely come to this place. probably because they're uneducated and can't speak english

or because all their betas and social outcast were sent to die at war.

Thanks mate

It is a good idea, the girls will attack you to get married and leave shithole.

To be fair, Summer is a double edged sword.

Lycra is a privilege, not a right.

leave russia or leave you?

Those books are English. Are you trying to claim our jailbait as your own, Ruskaya?