Why do French people hate Italy so much?

Why do French people hate Italy so much?

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They need to release their anger, I suppose. Being shot, run over, and explode isn't a big deal for them.

Because we're all cartoonists and insecure about not having a real job instead.

1- Charlie Hebdo is a marxist newspaper and doesn't represent French people. Charlie Hebdo is read by nobody. They live from State's press subventions, that's why it still exist and yes the government love to throw money down the drain with shitty press.

2- I don't like Italy though because I had bad experiences with (Franco) Italians.

Can you translate the comic for me please?

By the way, notice that it is always non-French people who post Charlie Hebdo on Sup Forums. Tbh I didn't even know they made a cover about the Italian earthquake because I just don't give a fuck about Charlie Hebdo like 95% of the French.

Charlie Hebdo was famous in 60's, 70's and 80's when the boomers read it.

Les mecs de Sup Forums ne remarqueront pas l'ironie...

Earthquakes alla Italian:
Tomato sauce penne (penne = those cylindrical pasta pieces)
Browned penne
Lasagnas

Charlie Hebdo isn't the one building your houses, it's the mafia!

>La langue la plus similaire à l'anglais
>Can you translate the comic for me please?
No wonder these people need moving chairs at the supermarket

>>La langue la plus similaire à l'anglais
This is no Frisian or Afrikaans.

Stop pretending you care. Before they get killed, only a minority of people liking this kind of humor were buying it, now every edgy drawning they make end up on social medias. People need to shut the fuck up about Charlie Hebdo.

>Charlie Hebdo is a marxist newspaper

These are penne, it literally means "pens", since they resemble one. The normal cylindrical pasta is called rigatoni, literally "big-streaked" (pasta).

A non-retarded monolingual English speaker has a better chance of getting some meaning from a written sentence in French than one in Frisian or Afrikaans, no matter what some silly language family tree says.

I still don't get what the joke is?

The French language is so ugly

>c'est la mafia
>buildings from 2-3 centuries ago

why am i even posting here?

It depends on the vocabulary being used, really. Core English vocabulary is still Germanic per excellence, so simple sentences are easier to get.

Video comparing Old English with Frisian: youtube.com/watch?v=OeC1yAaWG34

(Of course, current English is not Old English, but still.)

It was just a rough description, il medigan medio non si preoccupa con la differenza...

Are you trying to get humour from Hebdo?

To be honest, Charlie Hebdou isn't very funny. The best thing they ever did was to cause muslim butthurt, not insightful and clever jokes.

I want to spread the pasta gospel

>the pasta gospel
I think I got the right god for you then.

Fuck Charlie Hebdo. They carry on like they're the ultimate iconoclasts, then fire Siné for something supposedly anti-semitic.

Even irrespective of that, they're just edgy kids who happen to be in their 70's, and I find it hard to believe anyone takes them seriously.

Well sort of - do they mean that tomato sauce is blood and lasagne is a crushed building? I get the mafia reference but is it supposed to be ironic?

And here we go, that one socialist French who always pollute /fr/ is already got up.

It may be funny for the boomers in 60's and 70's, but now their humor is too must used.

>/fr/

I never go there.

"marxist" is like "cuck", I can't take seriously someone using it.

>Well sort of - do they mean that tomato sauce is blood and lasagne is a crushed building?
Pretty much - and gratinée = toasted.

>I get the mafia reference but is it supposed to be ironic?
No... it's more like "don't blame CH for saying that, blame the mafia who built your houses".

Ironically there are French mafia groups like the Gang de la Brise de Mer (Sea Breeze Gang).

Couldn't care less about france or italy.

Both have a lower HDI and gdp per capita than a 115 year old country that was built in part by convicts.

Lazy continentals

Frenchs, no hate here, but i wish you the worst.

ITT: Nobody realizing real issues in their country and actively taking steps towards change

>lol we've white flagged again

Yes, yes you have. You didn't even formally help us in Iraq/Afghanistan. Unimaginable shame.

Built by convicts is actually a plus. The best immigrants are the ones who think "I can't go back home and I need to build my life here."

So you could do something similar with french food and islamic terrorism?

>Honhonhon don't blame us for the flat crêpes in Nice, blame your politicians!

Is that why brazil is a shithole? Even worse than your fatherland (p*rtugal)?

>brazilian philosophers

They're bombing Iraq weekly.

Why do you think terrorists are targeting them?

We all do.

The fuck are you on?

>why do you think terrorists are targeting them

The question is not "Why are they targeting them". The question is "Why are they allowing themselves to be targeted?"

Yup.

[If you're trying to banter, tell me, otherwise I'll try to be informative.]

Latin America in general is shit due to a bunch of factors. Exploration colonies (as opposed to settlement colonies) is one, due to the mindset of the kind of people it attracts ("I'm gonna get rich and leave this place back to the metropolis").

Other factors that influenced were religious ("I don't need to know how to read to be a good Christian=Catholic"), latifundia structure (same shit that fucked up Ukraine), closer bonds to the metropolis (assuring more control)...

Italians confirmed white

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France is pussy is what I'm alluding toward. They get fucking raped backwards and sideways and still chose non-action.

It will happen again as long as the consequences are not severe enough. It's like punishing a teenager but on a global scale.

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Unequivocally confirmed for knowing nothing about military action.

I'd beat you mongrel.
t. 1m90 ++

Don't forget the government is bombing the shit out of isis and litteraly blown up gaddafi.

Then fight.

Fight. Stop thinking and fight.

That's fantastic; I'm sure it's a massive solace to every French citizen who got blown up, shot or run over in the past year.

>Yes, yes you have. You didn't even formally help us in Iraq/Afghanistan. Unimaginable shame.

chrishernandezauthor.com/2013/07/09/working-with-the-french-army/

>litteraly blown up gaddafi.
You are a bunch of retards. That made Libya more unstable than ever because of muh arab spring and muh ""democracy""

Don't worry spaghettiniggers, Charlie Hebdo also made fun of our attentats.

I can't read this shit, someone translate please.

Why can't Italians handle any banter?

>muslim whateverthefuckitis on the head
>italian
Sounds more like a triggered SJW.

she's moroccan but born in Italy. here's a normal Italian

well, there is the fact that penne sounds like peine, which means sorrow

They dont. Even the materazzi thing faded years ago.

This is just an edgy newspaper made by retarded jews doing what they have always done.

Since the shariah hebdo thing and the killing at their office they took way too much importance. They only represent the mindset of edgy boomers and pretty much nobody reads it in France.
I mean.that would be like taking the Oregon militia press com for a representative sample.of.the American views or opinion.
Stop spreading their retarded edgy shit and just ignore them

I wanna make shootout in charlie office :^)

I'm all about dark humor, but this is just shit honestly.

>make silly puns
>hurr i am offended
??
i laughed ar the piled up bodies since they really do look like lasagna
its funny because its true

its very harmless childish humor though i dont see how anyone could be mad about it

Italy is irrelevant - no hate, we just don't care. They are annoying because they save sandniggers from drowning… except that, home of the Pope, pretty much no more to say.

I don't have an opinion about averages uninteresting europeans countries.

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Was CH always this shit or did all the good writers die in that attack?

Either way, they should post a comic about Muhammad sucking a dick so that mudshits come to finish them off.

kek

btw :
this is friendly banter and the good way to answer

this is retarded muslim forbid everything mentality and the wrong way to answer

>mfw i enter the bar and this woman is complaining to her friend that "they went too far this time"
>mfw people actually get triggered by satire, they don't realize that's exactly the reaction the cartoonist wanted

checked

Someone translate this shit PLEASE

Why can't we just be friends and stop hating each other?
Guarda sopra.

Sisma all'italiana

- penne al sugo di pomodoro
- penne gratinate (?)
- lasagne

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Gli Italiani...

on è Charlie Hebdo che ha costruito le vostre case, è stata la Mafia!

very nice drawing, funny as well. you should add an islamic symbol on the truck and then it will be perfect - because these attacks are mudslime made.

>They get fucking raped backwards and sideways and still chose non-action.

So what would you do mister big bad Amerifat?

Is it a reaction to this?

*non

other way around

It is not.
But really you shouldn't care that much about them. The more you do the more they'll try to piss you off.

They're disrespectful but they're disrepectful about everyone.

Charlie are anarchists you dummie

If they are Marxists they are not my kind anyway

Charlie has always been trashy humour. The message here is to point out we're shocked by this targeted at Italians, while people die in Syria/Somalia/elsewhere everyday and nobody bats an eye, some even make a lot of joke about it.

Charlie Hebdo is disgusting. It's absurd that there is so much pressure to admire these retarded, nihilistic fucks.

no one cares about mudslimes Achmed.

On est au minimum 2, et pas ma faute si vous êtes incapables de supporter une opinion différente

Y'a un délai de respect à avoir + il faut bien qu'on leur dise qu'ils sont cons

>il a une opinion différente de moi, il doit être musulman
Il fait beau dehors aujourd'hui, tu devrais en profiter.

>marxist
Why do people insist in using that word for everything they don't like? Do they think it sound smart?

That's what we call penne gratinés.

You misread my post, you fool.

>while people die in Syria/Somalia/elsewhere everyday and nobody bats an eye

Implying we care about mudslimes dying (most of the time by killing each other).

And again, if your pic related is supposed to be funny, then so is OP picture. Either you like both or find both distasteful, hypocrite.

Anyway I find it strange that people say it's left-wingers who are easily butthurt.

Both are funny, yes. So what?

I have a great sense of humor.

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It seems that he's in Paris

Then I don't see the point in saying "Muh Charlie are Marxists :( :( :("

And your pic related is a bit of a strawman but of course it's Sup Forums, so it's to be expected (they were mostly happy there until war raged one)

Welcome to post 1980's Charlie Hebdo. It used to be funny and politically incorrect, now it's just downright stupid.

I'm neither a Parisian nor a Muslim you dummies.

I'm not the guy who said that. However, Charlie drawers are from far left, yes, it's not necessarily a bad critic, just a fact.

Yea, or somewhere else in the pic related.

Pure shock value + it's offensive when people make fun of Italians but totally ok to make fun/ignore of Syrians
It's their policy to offend anyone
And again, it's probably a tackle to guys who posts photos of the Bataclan massacre to push their agenda

Vous avez une autre critique que "oh lol il est Musulman"
C'est lassant

>And again, it's probably a tackle to guys who posts photos of the Bataclan massacre to push their agenda

Oh yes, like plenty of mudslimes did.

>Charlie drawers are from far left
Anarchists. Most commies or socialists dislike them. They also tend to have no clear purpose. Only good guy was Bernard Marris (rip)

I was refering to both Daesh AND the alt-right.

And at least one of those accounts is probably a Sup Forums false-flag like they did for #EndFather'sDay and other twitter wars

Nah, they like them because they're mainly against the right/far right, and the left also uses Charlie for political reasons (to defend the free speech, etc.)

But it's also bad for them, because they can lose their potential mudslime's electorate. The left is divided with contradictions.

>european solidarity

you didnt see charlie hebdo joke with bataclan or nice shit

I'm all in for offensive jokes, but that is merely offensive with no joke. Really, they could've come up with something better.

kek

They did, though. Not as edgy as OP picture, but they didn't shut up or used a normal black cover like other journals

>not "penne all'amatriciana"

Im not triggered or anything but i fail to see the humor of that pic, nor can see any immediate link to mafia in it, as the second pic they did showed
I can understand mafia stuff for the fresh school that crumbled but i dont get it for older buildings, they collapse anywau