You are walking in a dark alley at night and this mothefucker shows up:

You are walking in a dark alley at night and this mothefucker shows up:

>" Hey kaffir, i heard you were calling Mohhamed -PBUH- a pedophile and a pig fucker on a chinese food appreciation group on the internet, Prepare to meet your Allah"

what do ?

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suck his dick

Pet his head since he is a turbo manlet.
Maybe take a needle and make is disgusting synthol arms explode.

shoot him in the head

Did I say mohhamed -PBUH-? Shit my bad I meant to say Mohammed -PEANUT BUTTER-

Slowly unbuckle his pants.

wtf is this homo shit

>>>/LGBT/ is waiting

S-sorry Mr. Synthol

*teleport behind him*

*unsheathe katana*

Heh, nothing personnel kid

*stab him*

>Stabbing with katana

No wonder you lost the emu war with autism like this

Land of the free baby, rain justice on that terrorist scum and drive him from my country.

Yeah well, at least we didn't starve during our wars

and in what type of a car will you drive him ?

Salam, doostman. This is clearly a terrible mistake, I always had friendly relations with your peopl. Let me call my friend Nima so we can sort this in a civilized way, my farsi isn't good enough to defend myself.

It's good to finally meet the mighty Persian Hercules, by the way. But weren't you in the army now?

Let's fight, motherfucker

Is that natty ?

It's not homo. Tighten the belt at his knee and then run.

Poo myself

Show him my Serbian passport.

kick him in the balls while he's still talking and then run.
i don't care how big you are, a kick in the balls is always going to hurt.

Poke him with a pin and watch him go flying around, bumping off of walls and dumpsters as he deflates making a hissssssssssing sound?

Yes. Just have good genetics bro and eat a lot of protein

Bring it, mofo!

No. It is synthol, literally oil you inject into you muscles to make them bigger. Most retarded thing anyone ever did.

>pull out my colt army .44
>then increase amount of lead in his body

natty as rich piana

I don't have to do anything. All the pork I eat creates a protective aura about me, keeping anything related to islam at a distance.

Well I'm pretty certain I run faster

Its a real sandnigger

Hold him in front of me, out of reach, because he's a 5' something manlet like most arabs

>TENGRI bless me, you sheepfucker

I could outrun him. So I'd just turn 360° and go for it.

Its a meme mate , no wonder you have a nigger in the royal family

He looks slow as shit so just walk away.

This is the only answer.

>implying he isn't muslim
i guess

Shank him in the dick.

Easily attainable in 18 months with a good bodyweight workout routine.

>Teleports behind you
*SLASH*
>Heh, nothin personell kid
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since im autist, i always carry a knife i stab the fat man

Did I hear someone call Finns not white?

Jesus, just look at that face. I think he's actually attempting to smile in this picture but that's the best he can muster because he knows he made a horrible decision and he's a freak now.

Pork in its raw form and yet to be consumed is haram. The consumer is not haram to be touch. No aura for you.