Be 3rd worlder

>be 3rd worlder
>can pirate programs without getting any legal trouble
Feels good man

>be first worlder
>buy vpn
>...
...

>Buy

I buy with my first worlder salary

>buy
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABABAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA OOOHH NONONONO HOLD ON DID HE JUST SAY BUY ?
>*inhale*
AHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHH HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEEHEHEHE HIIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

>buy 3 years of VPN access for $99
>that's more than the 3rd worlder's monthly wage

>first worlder
>can afford to buy software
>pirate anyway
>if i get in legal trouble can afford to hire lawyer
>get away with it anyway

>2018
>not pirating your lawyer
You are not even trying stupid first worlder

The $5-10 are still a bargain

>VPN secretly logs all your activity

heh nothing personel

>You get accused off all the things thousands of people did on the VPN server

>live in shithole country
>so destitute have no option but to pirate

First world people with jobs don't even classify software costs as an expense.

>be 1st worlder
>can flush toilet paper

can't eat for the night and the chef of the village says we need to sacrifice a virgin to fix it but at least I got a pirated version of photoshop!

What the fuck who eats at night

yeah it costs 3 months of turd world salary, or ~15 minutes of 1st world salary

You can do that in the first world, too, just stop being retarded about it.

>be 1st worlder
>have shitty speed with datacap, costing a fortune

so fucking underrated.
there's apps to pirate which'll make both lawyers and doctors worthless.
ya'll need to learn how to actually pirate

"""""1st world"""""

Majority of murica is getting assfucked by their ISPs

also australia, especially australia
help me

>i have lots of money so i should throw it away
that's as dumb as saying you have 500 hectares of fertile soil and filling 400 of them with dead horse carcasses because "i'm not an arealet XD"

No.

WTF I thought it was just a meme.
Sweden is third world now

>be first worlder
>can pirate programs without any legal trouble.
Thank God I don't live in the land of the Jews.

Actually I wonder, does torrenting a certain photo manipulation program with vpn and making a rule for it in the firewall to block all connections really make you safe from "them"?

just wondering.

>be 2nd worlder
>can afford to buy software
>can pirate programs without getting any legal trouble
honestly i feel sorry for non-slavs

dw all g but have that

Am I crazy if I think that this looks comfy?

It logs each uniquely user. Unless you use different throwaway devices you'll be tracked with 100% accuracy.

I pirate photoshop all the time and nothings happened to me you paranoid fuck

This better be fucking real life.

Except I'm not a fucking neet like you bitch. and you still didn't answer the question.

Apart from that girl (?) that is getting blown by another one it's comfy as fuck desu.

Yes after every download I throw my computer in the trash and use the next one

what are some good firefox vpns? and why are some better than others? aren't they all doing the same shit in the end?

Wait there are some people why can't flush toliet paper?

Plumbing is so shitty, or so narrow that TP clogs it up. (but not a big fat deuce?)

>be 1st worlder
>can pirate programs without getting any legal trouble
Canada feels good man

had a chinese roommate who was used to binning toilet paper
was nasty
he's no longer my roommate

I live in Dallas and it's pretty nice. I turn in 50 bucks a month for unlimited data + gigabit internet.

>tfw pay 50€ for 1mb/s when im suppose to have 50mb/s

>sunflower seeds on the floor
>on the tables
>under the desk

Slavs are niggers with the wrong skin color

>firefox vpns
what?

when i used windows i used to pirate all the time. now that i use linux, i don't see the need to

with windows i had to pirate because the fucking window os would expire. i am not paying for a fucking os that i paid for when i bought the computer.
windows expires even with a copy of windows you paid for