Tfw no buff English bf to hang out across the country with...

>tfw no buff English bf to hang out across the country with, eat English breakfast unhealthy British fast food like this and cuddle in the night

>That pile of raw onion on top

I love onions, but this looks out of place. Like they filled the box with fried junk, then decided at the last minute it could use a vegetable.

inb4 "fries are vegetables"

I forget sometimes.

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Proper pucker like eh?

I really do miss the UK.

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OP thats is actually an example of Scottish cuisine

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Do you really only get this fucking ground meat kebab meat in the UK?
Here most of them are made from layers of real meat. You do get the ground meat shit, but it is disgusting as fuck. Tastes like 50% fat, 20% salt, 30% rat.

that looks like perfect 2 in the morning food

This is the type of donair meat we get here

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it's mostly pure shit
yeah

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>this is the culture that birthed US culture

It all makes sense now

what delicious food for being pancreatic cancer.

That's like 3k calories, do you want to get fat?

The point is to have friends to share it with. You do have friends, right, user?

I will never get any fat

t. 175 cm 62 kg

I haven't haven't had an actual face to face conversation with a person for 4 weeks now.

You seem to have a very fast metabolism then, don't worry, when you get older your metabolism will slow down and you will get fat eating shit like your first picture.

squatting burns lots of calories

>squatting burns lots of calories
Also, insane sex :3

>You seem to have a very fast metabolism then, don't worry, when you get older your metabolism will slow down and you will get fat eating shit like your first picture
I'm a swimmer, so I burn lots of callories

Female?

IYOU FUCKING RUSSIAN CUNT

THAT IS A MUNCHIE BOX A STAPLE OF THE SCOTTISH DIET

I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE

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