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The harsh, relentless onslaught of wind and rain beats against my precipitant bedroom window. "Winter surely has arrived" I mutter to myself through a timid smirk as I recline blissfully in my chair, blunt in hand whilst listening to the combined sounds of the howling primordial winds and the Alan Parsons Project edition

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korean pop

being me and nobody else

karen

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>hugged my cousin today
>felt her nipples harden as we embraced

what did she mean by this?

chucked the black gf lads

smacked off my tits right now

Help

Asuka.

like a nice rack as much as the next lad but i hate big dark nipples
big light nipples are master race

Comfy edition, no normies allowed

...

You guys really need to open up some culinary schools.

she wants ya knob lad

>ywn be fergalicious

Brit/pol/ has some pretty weird memes.

Don't act like you don't know

done another shitpost on Sup Forums

good man

get yaself a thick girl

bought some drench ''''''''''''''''''juicy spring water''''''''''''''''''''''''
would NOT recommend
judging by the title, i expected a pleasant yet diluted taste
instead it's like the orange juice you'd have supplied at bun sales where it's clear that the person making it did NOT at all care about the balance between water and concentrated juice. it's cloying and awful.
do NOT buy this brand
only reason i'm drinking it is because my parents are throwing a party and i don't want to socialise with 50 something year olds while i pour a glass

It's so delicious

Had many a wank to that music video back in the day.

nonce

Yoo bredrin i swer i aint seen u round ere b4

Wat ends u from blud

might go buy some alcohol

Can't you see that you don't belong
You're a stupid little fucking mong

>Saturday night
Is /brit/ finally free from normies lads? I REALLY hope I don't have to read anymore posts about people's gf's.

might make the missus preggo so she won't be able to leave me

Can you guys tell me when a girl loves a boy and a boy loves a girl?

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just watched the Roseanne interview with Dave Rubin

HAHA that bitch is insane. she was drunk as shit and just blabbering absolute nonsense the whole time

I used to watch Roseanne years ago and thought it was a good show. knew she had a rep for being crass/upfront, but jesus christ ... I'd no idea how nuts she actually was!

didn't know she was a jew either but whatever

VERH good post

What do you think of my arm lads?

Cannot believe one day benders will see it fashionable to dress like it's 2001 again

Going to be funny walking around London and seeing people with chains on their jeans wearing yellow tinted sunglasses

where in Ireland m8

NEED a schizophrenic tumblr skeleton gf

miss when I was just a frustrated kissless virgin but was used to it and wasnt hung up on one person in particular

now I'm still a frustrated kissless virgin but actually have feelings for someone and want to die lol

the gf

ah yes

>Can't you see that you don't belong
>You're a stupid little fucking mong

>Have American gf
>Have to wait at least 5 years for a visa and earn £100k and have a PhD to move to America

What's the fucking point? Why shouldn't I just fly to Mexico, jump the border then get given a home and money by Obama?

Does anyone even care about legal immigration anymore?

Ingrown hair.

...

Unhand me you ruffian!
*unloads 30 rd clip upon the mandem*

Man woulda went out but no moash tonight bruv... It's bare rainy and mucky as well, may as well shitpost and play fifa or zombies ya zimme

>Still stawberry and lime juice drink with sugar AND sweetener
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i can't examine the back of a fucking water bottle otherwise i'll look like a prick, but instead i get this bollocks

bongo bongo bongo i don't want to leave the congo

Me with the wife and her son

nothing wrong with this

Meath

given up watching his videos

sad cunt needs a bullet in his head

what that notification that his finger is covering

looks like the Sup Forums app for android

MANS GOT A STRAP YUNO

DONT GET ME AMPED UP FAAM

GIVE ME UR IPHONE BLUD

doing a listen to Ini Kamoze

XDD

2bh lad her son looks more like you

Listening to the ol' Super Junior

Good lads

>entering a country legally

alri grandad?

need a gf to procreate with

extra ordinary
juice like a strawberry

An opportunity to end the life of a negro and a ruffian? dont mind if i do!
*Unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*
*slices you in half with one swift movement*

The one that looks good (none of them)

Matt spotted.

Oi I asked you a question you rude cunts

me off my fucking face

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listening to the new 'bon iver' record

listening to the track Hail Mi Idren right now

Think Matt only likes female stars

>Drench, which advertises itself as ‘juicy spring water’, contains up to 40.48g sugar per 440ml bottle (depending on the flavour). That’s over eight teaspoons.
I'M SO FUCKING MIFFED
I'M SIPPING ON THIS SUGARY UTTER SHIT AND I HATE IT

H O W L I N G

Watching some Tim Bryne videos, what a sad man

the gf

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HIP HOP A LULA SHE'S SHE'S MY BABY

doing a think lads

Help me lads

me on a gurner

read this as super janitor

fried out sippin drank blowin trees

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Reminder that the frontrunners and originators of the British grime scene have came to the conclusion that grime is a working class genre and NOT a black genre
BLM shitters BTFO

the gf is having a nap

>Donald Duck having a stroke

Just message her saying "Cromwell didn't go far enough" and see what she says.

*dodges*
BRUV I WATCHED DRAGONBALLZ IN YEAR 5 YUNO
*goes super roadman 2*
BRUV... GIMME UR FONE FAAM.

voicemail I think

can't believe its Christmas day tomorrow lads

how to a this gf?

top a' the morning to ya

>He enters a country legal

LMFAO

it was never a black thing you spacker, it's always been council-estate working class music

that's why there was all this logan sama drama recently

Would bellyflop onto her desu

Message her say
Baby girl, Whats your name
Lemme talk to u, lemme buy u a drink

some people are just pure scum
look at the fucking state of that room

Try talking to Bob Geldof, works like a charm

Are Dave

want a night in with a bottle of wine dvd and a takeaway

do NOT bully my ideological gf you spud chucker

why do girls wear so much makeup

Incase you havent noticed it looks like shes on heroin. Theres needles and baggies on the bed and shes lying down most likely tripping out listening to whatever music is on her pc there.

>spud chucker
come again?

*frosting my tips*

I volunteer :3

We should watch 'a single man' x