/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

Controversial leaders edition

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First for Mexico :3

wTF GF seNT ME tHIS .

Does this look comfy to you?

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Hi

ANSWER ME YOU FAT SLUT.

have some laughing leaders :)

roll quads and I'll put a taco up my butt

yes, looks nice. Where is it?

m8 do you even have a job or are you NEET

I literally can't stop farting, lads

How can I make it stop? It's been several hours.

ok

gott mit uns

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A "waifu" is a cop-out. A lie that some loser tells himself. This is the result of a person who has given up on life. Not only does it require a weak man, but a completely insane one at that. By accepting a waifu into your heart, you condemn your existence to something entirely invalid. You has espoused an illusion that's created to attract the lowest possible caste of male. Only betas without any concept of self-actualization will take a waifu. A waifu lover isn't even worth the paper that was used to print his birth certificate. He is inferior in all matters and there is nothing good to be said for a person who is so devoid of meaning that he has resigned himself to a Japanese man's drawings.

Jees louise man you're not helping your point by flipping your bananas over living in the lesser state
Just accept your place in the world like us Dakotans

tactical shoe inbound

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wrong memename

youtu.be/m-14ZA9DVTs

What are some nice things to do in South Dakota?

let the waifu into your heart my son

You can look at a big rock with peoples faces carved into it and then go hiking afterward

Hike
Drink
Admire aesthetic corn art
Cuck North Dakota while simultaneously being cucked by Montana
Laugh at Nebraskans
Make suicide pacts with Iowans
Have nice brunches with your friendly Minnesotan neighbors

You know, the mix

I almost went to college in that town.

Sounded pretty comfy

FUCK MINNESOTA

FUCK MINNESOTANS

cuck

Sounds like a plan

Angry cheese boi

School of Mines is pretty GOAT imo
Really good engineering school

Don't talk shit about rightful Canadians

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U can have Minnesota senpai

Narrows, VA

t. wisconfat

I know I wanted to study mining engineering cus it sounded awesome and then people online and a guy I met told me how down the mining industry is and that I should pick something more secure.

I think I made the right choice but I'm definitely going to visit on my way to yellowstone sometime.

Just finished Deus Ex: Invisible War.
Mediocre.

Mining itself is pretty big in the Hills where Mines is at so yeah
Though the state is requesting engineers with other degree's to help out...?

Nice :3 I wish I still lived in VA. I'm moving back there eventually.

Where in Virginia are you from?

ooga chaka ooga chaka

>Valve hasn't released an actual video game since Dota in 2013
fucking hell

Fuck you we're not fat

>C*nadians

>mfw reddit continues to worship gaben like a bunch of fucking gullible retards despite all of Valve's fuckups in recent years

what's the problem? that sounds wonderful

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pooman420, do you devour feces on it's own or do you eat it straight from the ass?

le pc mustardrace xD

i change it up, variety is the spice of life you know

fucking kill yourselves

>steambox was 3 years ago
how did that fucking pan out for them

try to make your shilling a little less obvious next time

>was getting along and really close with someone at work
>chatted online for hours during work and continued at night for a couple of months
>suddenly she stops messaging or emailing me unless it's work related and absolutely critical

It was so sudden. Literally no god damn sign of it at all. Last Friday she just suddenly stopped and I have no idea why.

I'm not crushed or anything, simply confused as fuck.

I'll follow her lead because I don't want to make it weird between us but I hope she explains it to me some day. Or that I at least get a fucking clue.

Probably found someone else but went a little too hard on the descent with you

It's no longer their business plan.

When will you people realize this?

There's no money in putting out games anymore.

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post the angry face with shit on his mouth

She's getting it from Leshawn now bud

WHERE IS MY MISAKI?

I was looking at pictures of Irish people and I keep getting the feeling they were made so cheaply

As in just somethings off about them. They're barely a full humans

Maybe. And at the risk of getting called a cuck, I would be fine being friends.

In fact the reason I would speak to her at all was because we have so much in common. There were never forced conversations or awkward silences.

I would be just as confused if a dude who I was getting along with suddenly ignored me.

I don't get people sometimes.

just got myself an ar-15 buds

You probably revealed your power level somehow

You didn't hit it fast enough so she lost interest

She found interest in someone else

Yeah people are weird.

I try not to overthink this stuff myself. Best to find someone else in the long run to take your mind off her.

If she comes around, she comes around.

this one?

ye

I didn't go to Chipotle

I went to a noodle place but it fucking sucked
waste of $12

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some livestream from Sup Forums of some russian drinking himself to death slowly it looks like

like an asian noodle place?

ciggy butt brain

hehe

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Yeah except it was a chain restaurant it was called Noodle World Jr. it was awful
I usually go to another place for ramen which is amazing, but this place was closer
what a fucking mistake

Thats a Hungarian

Superior narrows reporting in

you can tell by the name alone it would be awful

Yeah i'll take note of that

The place that I usually go to is called Hakata Ikkousha and that shit fucking great

I got a hooker but couldn't get it up.

Having a Whataburger lads
Yankees don't know what they're missing out on

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should have got Whataburger instead. or are you some kind of yank??

Heart Disease?

really makes you think

You're almost as salty as these crispy fries with fancy ketchup

I just realized on Friday the last time I asked someone out was almost four years ago. They didn't show. I've not even held my own mother's hand and all I can think of this weekend is how I've no idea how a friendship starts and where to find one.
I could masturbate until I sloughed the skin off my penis and I doubt I'd orgasm. It's either this and a slew of other side effects or chronic suicidal depression.

mmm what a burger!

Just like I like it!

life's a shit

not much to be done about it until you kick the bucket, other than basic escapism such as alcohol and anime

What's it like having another human suck your cock?

that feel when you will never die in the 30 years war

like when you suck your own cock minus the back pain

Those cunts at whataburger didn't give me any fucking napkins

Not too bad tbqh.

This guy thinks he has something to teach me about the quality of life. Thanks for the laugh mate.
No idea. Do you know what happiness is like?

I'm thinking of leaning Scottish Gaelic.

it's nice

Because whata""burger"" is shit

is fat burger any good?
i went there really drunk and got a burger and poutine and i guess it cost 20 bucks cause thats what my bank records show and i can't remember if it was good or not

were you born without taste buds bud

think of killing yourself