Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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Let's talk at random in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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小日本狗回家!

まっすぐ行ってください

G-Funk

on a whole new level

Was the previous thread deleted by a mod or it just fell off?

読めねーよ

私の元ガールフレンドは私といちゃつくされています :(

私はこれをしたくありませんでした

what a bitch.

前スレは何で死んだ?

日本人は日曜に何をする?

私は彼女がとても美しいだと思います

She knows this is true. Part of me feels like I am being played, but another feels like this is real.

これは、大量の混乱であります :(

スポーツ
釣り
買い物
バイク

She's using your confusion to feed her ego.
Just let her go on with it if you are a masochist.

それは説明するのは難しいです

My sense of humour is difficult to come by. She knows that, and that is the attraction

これが原因だろ
desuarchive.org/int/thread/64406691/#64410233

毎日、日曜日

日本文化

Mod deleted it. It was still on page 4 when the thread died.

Tell all of her friends she's been a teaser.
Eventually there will be no one wanting to date her and then she'll be all yours.

i love Japanese culture

シャート人

暇な時間何をする

jokes on you im not an amerifat.

Hello ! Someone can translate "Humans can fly" in japanese for me ?

Thx a lot in advance.

人間が飛べる

*は

Oh thx a lot.

Just because it was a rila pic?
Mods do their job any which way nowadays.

Uh. So, it's : 人間は飛べる
Right ?

Sorry, is correct, it's 人間は飛べる

yeah...but it depends on the context.

彼女はあまりにも多くの友人を持っています

Just a "philosophical" quote.

G-itsu step to this I dare ya

外国人の誰か日本語に関する仕事やってる?関してない仕事やってる?そうなら、どれくらい話したり読んだりできる?日本語能力試験の成績とかー?
翻訳者も英語教師も歓迎するけど俺はSoftware engineerについて勉強してていつか日本に働こうと思ったらそんな仕事をやりたい。そんな仕事は日本には簡単にできると聞いたけどどうだろうね

日本は日本人のためにある

のよ

How do i learn to stop taking pictures of girls without asking???

I have a problem. They need to mandate camera phone shutter sounds in the usa too.

How do you guys deal with Kanji amnesia? More importantly maybe, how do you develop a good studying schedule?

If it's an independent comment and interpretation of it is pretty much left to its readers, "ningen ha
toberu" is a pretty safe translation.

ITの仕事は需要が高いよ。
でも、同じスキルなら、給料の高い国に行くべきだよ。

Gonna answer in English because it's 6am...
There are surprisingly quite a few jobs in Israel aimed at Japanese native speakers.
The point though is native speakers.
The problem with dealing with Japan is that just speaking Japanese isn't enough, especially when it comes to customers or deals with other companies. There is a certain business mannerisms that gaijins don't have and probably couldn't very easily learn. This mannerism could often break or make a deal in Japan, so most companies wouldn't bother unless you're Japanese.

I worked as a manga translator years ago btw, it was a nice and easy job, but the pay wasn't that great.
There's an Italian guy here who translates hentai manga per page, so there's that.
Manga translation jobs aren't that serious though.

I must warn you about software engineering in Japan, from what I hear software engineering in Japan really doesn't pay off compared to other countries. Something something hierarchical society...
Not sure how far you could get there anyway without being a native speaker anyway.
Granted I just heard that from a Japanese acquaintance, so take it with a grain of salt.

You'll soon get yourself into huge trouble.
The trouble will give you the trauma to stop taking pictures of girls all together.

"no fapping till I'm done with XXX"

God i hope so. I need to be stopped before i get more bold.

My mind was filled with thoughts of putting my hand up her tiny dress.

Akiba Go

Man, Tokyo is so lonely for the socially inept. Both Western and Japanese girls stare at me in a trance and I pretend to stretch to show off my muscles when they do, but none will approach me and talk to me. I'm too insecure in my conversational ability to want to talk to anyone. This is what happens when you go from fat loser to shredded. Forever a virgin :_;

台風が来るから何もしない

googleのレイアウトが変わってる
なんかしっくりこない

何かスキルを勉強して中級にたどり着いて興味を失って繰り返し (´・ω・`)

どこが変わっているの
変わっているところ見当たらない

初対面の婆ちゃんに話しかけられてこゑ

レジ袋が破れてこゑ

シバくぞ

いや~ん

なんか検索してみて
検索結果がBOXに入った感じで表示される

これ?
何時もあった気がするが

ニュージーランドのは元のままなのか
変わったの日本だけかなあ

見せてみん

DO YOU LIKE, MY CAR?

google.co.jp/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=日本 推理小説

田んぼ見に行かなきゃ……

...

funk
melody

>Software engineer
携帯ゲームの仕事なら山ほどあるぞー
だけどたぶん給料が安い
君くらい日本語ができるなら、最初に給与交渉もできるし会議にも参加できると思うので、ちゃんとしたIT企業を選べると思うけど

*いちゃついています
女なんて直ぐに飽きる
fapに優るものなし

>spends his entire life studying software engineering and japanese
>goes to japan
>works 12 hours/day 6 days a week
>will earn less than a FUCKING ENGLISH TEACHER

KEK, just FUCKING KEK at your life m8, get your act together

...

スレ乱立は
いいかげんにして欲しい
詳しくは知らないがtaorilaだからrepoが集中したのだろう
Do you like Babymetal?

スマホやからちゃうん?

rate me

20万円のジャケットヤベェwwwwwwww
amazon.com/David-Hart-Jacquard-Tuxedo-Jacket/dp/B017WROJX2

Gross.

You not suit glasses

>glasses
lmao cuck

Beta face

You bringz?

(Nice 4s)

my name is Nate D.

KAWAII

日本人は義理バーガーのことをご存じでしょうか

Twice >>>>>>>akb47>>>>>>babymetal

Agree?

>some japanese women look like South American mestizos
>they could look like peru's sister

なるほどね。まだ将来の夢(?)だけどそれは安心だね。それ前に卒業しないと。そして日本に働くっていうことを選ぶ前に留学したい

画像貼れよゴミ

けつ毛バーガーなら…

...

you've never been to japan have you? don't bank on something you know nothing about.

Aside from being a deluded weeb, give me ONE good reason why you want to work in japan as a software engineer, when the pay AND working conditions are WORSE than the western world

funky stuff

眠れない...

What is best anki deck? I know kana and a like 200 kanji. Preferably without pictures.

So, what are some highlights of Hokkaido? Note-worthy places to see?

Monster飲みすぎたんだろ

be in bed with a naked female rebalance all your male hormones, feelings

asians are smart, they discovered long time ago the benefits of massive prostitution

おっさんが添い寝してやろう

peru, do you lick the butthole and toes of hookers?

ない、実は午後に寝すぎた

>添い寝
子供じゃないよ、あと それは何かゲイじゃない?

I like to be hugged by prostitutes
its a nice feel when hookers call you/do things to attract your attention while you are walking throught the red light district

>lick buttwhole
Do you want to be sick?

Would "だれきさま" translate to "Who the fuck are you?"?

>"だれきさま"
誰貴様 is weird without particles or punctuation.