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you've asked this twice now and fucked up your spelling in both posts. so i'm not going to help you.

try to go to the toilet and piss everytime before going to bed

Stop indulging in intoxicants they ruin the body and the mind

I don't get drunk enough to piss myself anymore

I did it once when i was 14 or so, it was pretty weird because in my dream i was riding a car and suddenly holiday by green day starts playing while a warm sensation spreads in my nether parts, when i came to my senses the deed was already done.
But never again since that time.

Yes sir

Good lad

Now start lifting and eating right

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how much do you lads have in savings?

Am I fucked if I'm 22 with no savings?

Gonna confess to something. One night me and my gf were in a really silly mood and I ended up pissing on her while she masturbated, but I mean like all over her including her face. Is that bad?