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when is a good time to use kotlin

never

When you absolutely hate Java, but still want it up your ass.

What is Annex K?

never
t. Kotlin user

A joke reference to the C standard (which ends with annex J)

>when is a good time to use kotlin
On a Saturday evening.

A program I'm using has basic keybinds. They seem to all be C++ constants (Q=81, D=68, F2=113, etc).

But then it has 69634 for middle mouse button click, 69633 for mouse wheel down, etc. Where is it pulling those from?

What program?

A game client (ultima online). It has mouse wheel/middle click functions, but not the side mouse buttons. I want to see if I can hard code it into the config files

Why is it impossible to compile python programs?

C was a mistake
ML was robbed

The wound is too deep, we will never fully recover
While OOPs collapses under its own weight, industry will continue to pat us on the head and call us academic or risky
It didn't have to be like this

it's not

You can not compile nontypable code. Or you have to embed an interpreter.

Possibly SDL, possibly the OS's API, possibly a custom framework.

people are trying. this is the work of one guy, i think:
nuitka.net/

Except it is. gcc is refusing to compile my program. Fuck programming.

Linear types will save systems programming

It isn't. Actually, Python is already compiled to an intermediate byte code format once you run it in the interpreter. But there are also Python compilers that turn Python into native executables.

>Error: Upload failed.
how do i make this stop. i cant post on Sup Forums any board

>nontypable
what now nigger? assembly is untyped.

>gcc is refusing to compile my program.
GCC is also refusing to compile my ALGOL 60 program, so I guess this means that ALGOL isn't a compiled language then.

But you never explain which programming language I should use if I want linear types

t. type cultist

is this a new meme?

The state of /dpt/.

Nobody can, because hiro jewed out on his hosting bills.

You absolutely fucking can, just the compiled code will have lots of type checks in it.

>0 based index system
WHY
WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
OH NO NO NO NO NO
WHY WHY FUCKING HELL WHY

FUCK SEPPLES AND FUCK RUBY FOR DOING THIS TO ME

WHY DO I HAVE TO 0..ARR.(LENGTH-1) EVERY SINGLE GODDADMN TIME? ITS JUST SO FUCKING CONFUSING AND RETARDED WHY NOT START WITH 1 LIKE NORMAL FUNCTIONING HEALTHY PEOPLE

>ARR = [a,b,c,d,f]
>ARR.LENGTH=4
>ARR.COUNT=5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HELP

Bubble sort in x86 assembly

How is Python, a strongly typed language, somehow nontypable in your eyes?

>normies try programming
every time

>WHY NOT START WITH 1 LIKE NORMAL FUNCTIONING HEALTHY PEOPLE
Friendly reminder that computers are not people.

Python doesn't have types, otherwise you'd be able to define Monads.

>girls who code

(nice trips nignog)
WELL IT WOULDNT BE SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM IF STRING LETTERS ALSO STARTED FROM 1

FUCK CONSISTENCY RIGHT?

>You can not compile nontypable code.
Are you fucking retarded? You can probably deduce exact types for most Python expressions, but that's not even relevant. You can very well compile dynamically typed code.

>FUCK RUBY
> 0..ARR.(LENGTH-1)
iterators mang, they make life good
>WHY NOT START WITH 1 LIKE NORMAL FUNCTIONING HEALTHY PEOPLE
computer architecture

>Python doesn't have types,
I guess that's why you get a TypeError when you try to add a string and an int then....

>otherwise you'd be able to define Monads.
But you are?

pypi.python.org/pypi/PyMonad/
github.com/dbrattli/OSlash

Finally someone who understand.

wtf is an ALGOL and why do you have 60 of it?

>You can not compile nontypable code.

>Python doesn't have types

>gcc is refusing to compile my [python] program

What is this meme called again, Sup Forums?

sucks to be sepplesfag

What the hell is a C++ and why do you have 2017 of them?

Doing a Java certification because the company is paying for it.
What are some important things I should know?

Pascal implements 1 based arrays/strings, really well

how can other languages even compete?

Java is a POOP-oriented language

It will be like trying to fuck a tranny, disgusting and painful.

>What are some important things I should know?
Probably learning how to speak Indian.

>WHY
Because an array index is an offset from the base address of the array.

why do people hate java?

VB can do both.
Option Base 0

Insecurity and inferiority complexes towards Indians.

Looks like this thread might be more enclined to give me the results I want given that Java is being hated on here.

strawpoll.me/14904417

Because it can be annoying to work with.

Probably the most verbose language ever created

what should i do with my reddit bot? so far i have just been upvoting random things my.mixtape.moe/xjjoqi.png

that's disgusting

that's physiologically impossible

Have it reply with "That's what she said" randomly

Slowly starting to learn python.

I'm accumulating scripts I'm enjoying having run and wonder if it's taking a toll on my old PC.

If I'm not delusional, should I get a new PC or a used server?

What ever happened to that qtChan project?
Did it pretty much get abandoned right away?
I'd like to help contribute to it but I don't know the first fucking thing about C++ vs C or how to use QT frameworks in it.

how big is each program? 2kB?
maybe install a second floppy drive if it becomes too much

>taking a toll
Add in? You think it's gonna make the CPU age faster? No it doesn't. Unless you are worried about data loss you don't need a new PC, programming is one of the least demanding uses for computers. (I know you want a new battlestation and you're looking for excuses don't you? fag.)

I have a handful. My favorite has been u/its-elementary where I scraped 3k Jewish sayings and post to any comment over 4k characters in the thought they just want to be heard and will find meaning in anything that's said.

Also have a suicide bot and a few famous people quote dictionaries. My main question at this point is how could you make money.

Nothing that exists right now, it'd have to be created with them in mind, and is not ATS

Roger that.

I just see the CPU % hit 100% and automatically think that's probably a bad thing.

>The savior for programming only exists in some academic paper

makes me feel. Where do I even learn Linear types?

>no formal coding education
>job as business and data analyst
>everyone paired off and told to pick some process to automate to "get with the times"
>know a little python from codeacademy
>with a combination of basic computer skills and stack overflow make a bot that logs into a website and scrapes it for data
am I a programmer now or what

A new PC as in a Raspberry Pi. No seriously. It's way more than enough for personal programming (learn the basics, dine into the OS or networks, "automate the boring stuff" and all that sort of things) And it's even workable and energy efficient if you want to self-host some shit.

All those dumb hipster kids programing on their superscalar processors, in my days we had calculators and we enjoyed it!

I'm not talking about those kinds of bots. I'm talking about when you have 100 accounts and a bunch of proxies and you use them to manipulate votes and discussions.

Threadly reminder that types are a crutch for the mentally challenged.

Doing a java program that generates a word search problem using words given by the user. I took me a while to figure out how to get it to successfully place the words into a 2d array in random patterns/ locations, but i eventually got it.

Easy stuff so far. Im only in Programming II

Writing a language parser for shits and giggles
I just realized how fucking annoying strings are to parse

That rocks. Maybe approach local political orgs to skew opinions

That rocks. Maybe approach local political orgs to skew opinions?

That's why I need them. I'm so dumb I need to be reminded you can't add text and a number together.

>ultima online
Holy prehistoric exhumation, Batman!

What the fuck are you doing?

So, I've got to learn python for my bioinformatics path and I start getting a good grip on it. Apparently c++ is the next step to develop programs but it's not taught so I'll have to learn it by myself. Are other language like Rust a bit more worth it or is it just a membrane I should stick with c++?

>add text and a number together
javascript master race

Membrane = meme, got autocorrected

Where can I learn to make a server side python application using Google Cloud VM?

All the guides are general af

>after 3 years of using C
TIL: the atof() and atoi() functions of the C stdlib mean "ASCII to float/integer"

Where do I learn Python if I already know a different language with a comfy IDE.

It is a membrane and you should stick with C++. Especially on fields where libs matter. Though for BI the most used languages are Python, R and Perl. C and C++ are used for numerically intensive works, which don't come often.

what language?

Malboge

That's how many times the committee argued over the implementation for std::max

C and C#, they use VS, undisputable the comfiest IDE.

I made a quick and dirty Rust program to translate images into text since Sup Forums is fucked. It automatically sizes the image to get as close to the image limit as possible and uses Floyd-Steinberg dithering.

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⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣤⣼⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂
⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠐⠂⠉⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂
⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂

neato
⢀⢀⢀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⢀⢀⢀⢀⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠇
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⡠⠶⠟⠉⠁⠉⠁⠙⠱⠦⢄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀
⢀⢀⣀⣤⣶⣶⠋⠁⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠈⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡋⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣠⣤⡀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣴⣤⢀⢹⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡷⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣿⣿⡇⢀⢀⢀⠸⣿⡿⢀⢀⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡿⠃⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠉⠛⠁⢀⢀⣀⢀⠈⠁⢀⢀⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣇⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣠⠼⣿⡗⠒⠤⡀⢀⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡇⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠠⠖⠁⢀⠏⠩⢦⣤⡭⢀⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡷⣯⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠛⠒⠙⠐⠚⠁⢀⢀⢀⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡇⠻⡇⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡇⠈⣻⡄⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠸⣿⣿
⣿⡇⢀⠸⡇⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣿⣿
⣿⡇⢀⠐⣇⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠰⣿⣿
⣿⣧⢀⢀⣿⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣿⣿

i don't understand what this braille means can someone translate

>that gaping hole in her torso
L-lewd.

⣾⠇⢀⢀⢀⢀⣼⠏⢀⢀⢠⣳⠏⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢠⣿⠁⢀⢀⢀⢸⣿⡏⢀⢀⠹⣶⠟⠁⢀⢀⢀⢀⠻⢿⣶⣤⣤⣼⣟⣋⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣴⣶⣿⡿⢿⡇
⡏⢀⢀⢀⢀⣾⠏⢀⢀⢀⠾⠃⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣴⡿⠁⢀⢀⢀⢀⢸⠟⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠈⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣷
⢀⢀⢀⣠⡿⠃⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣠⡾⠋⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢿⡀
⢀⣤⣾⠟⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣀⣴⠟⠉⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣀⣠⣴⣾⣷⡿⠁
⠟⠋⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣀⣤⣶⡿⠛⠁⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣀⣀⣤⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿
⢀⢀⢀⣀⣠⣤⣶⡿⠿⠋⠁⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣀⣤⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⠁⢀⢀⠸⣿
⠶⠿⠿⠟⠛⠉⠁⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⢀⢀⢀⢿⡇
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⡏⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠛⠉⡟⠁⢀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⢀⢀⢀⢸⣧
⣶⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠃⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣧⡀⣀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⢀⢀⢀⠘⢿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠸⡇
⣿⣿⠋⢀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢿⡀
⣿⣿⣄⢀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠈⢷
⢿⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠈
⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠘⠃⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⡆⢀⡘⢀⡀
⢀⠈⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⡰⢀⢀⡼⢀⢰⠁⢰⠁⢀⡌
⢀⢀⠸⣧⠙⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠁⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢠⠇⢀⢰⠃⢀⡇⢀⡇⢀⢰⠁
⢀⢀⢀⢿⡄⢀⢀⢀⡄⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⡀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⡜⢀⢀⡏⢀⡼⢀⡸⢀⢀⡇
⢀⢀⢀⢸⡇⢀⢀⡜⢀⢠⠃⢀⢠⠁⢀⡎⢀⡰⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠁⢀⡸⢀⢠⠃⢀⠃⢀⡼
⢀⢀⢀⠘⣷⢀⡜⢀⢠⠃⢀⢠⠇⢀⡜⢀⢠⠃⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠃⢀⠈⢀⠘⢀⢠⠁
⢀⢀⢀⢀⣿⡸⠁⢠⠏⢀⢀⠏⢀⡼⠁⢀⠇⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⡄
⢀⢀⢀⢀⣿⠁⢀⠎⢀⢀⡞⢀⢰⠃⢀⠈⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣀⣴⠟
⢀⢀⢀⢀⣿⢀⡌⢀⢀⡘⢀⢀⠃⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢦⣄⣀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣀⣠⡴⠾⠛⠋⠙⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⠿⠿⣟⠋⡇
⢀⢀⢀⢀⣿⠐⢀⢀⠠⠁⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠙⡟⠻⣿⠿⠿⠛⠋⠁⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠈⠶⠃
⢀⢀⢀⢀⣿⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠘⠶⠃
⢀⢀⢀⢀⣿⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣼
⢀⢀⢀⢀⣿⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣾⠋
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢿⡄⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣠⡿⠃
⣆⢀⢀⢀⠘⢷⣄⢀⢀⢀⣠⣾⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣠⣾⠟
⠘⢧⡀⢀⢀⠈⠛⠿⠾⠟⢫⡏⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣠⣴⠟⠁
⢀⢀⠙⢶⣄⣀⢀⢀⣀⣴⡟⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣠⣾⠟⠁

trying to get a job but i don't actually know anything

I'll have a number 1, no pickles, Dr. Pepper

Any recommendations as to how to spoof Google Analytics into thinking your real traffic?

Got a python script that loads a page with a different proxy at different intervals. Fools the e-commerce site analytics, but not Goigle.

Is reading K&R a bad startoff for learning programming? It's a book soley about C and not particularly about specific concepts.

Just jump in and learn.

Maybe I'm retarded, but my eyes glaze over 5 minutes into any edu book.

Dedicate a few hours and pick a very easy task, then Google every issue until you get there.