Say you had full access to a quantum computer

Say you had full access to a quantum computer.
You cannot use it for denial-of-service attacks, and you cannot use it for crypto mining.

What do you do with it?

what???
If that happens where I work, I'll fired.

Videogames

It's in amerifats units, not glorious metric system.

Calculate the probability of getting a gf in different scenarios.

Crack the private keys of crypto addresses and clean them out.

That doesn't matter. That's still over 30 degrees difference.

>glorious metric system

run distributed computing programs such as boinc or the protein unfolding thing

ITT: people who don't even know what a quantum computer is.

34°C, it is too much, dude

I install Gentoo

crack the tripcode hash so I can steal every tripfag's trips and get each of them banned. No more femanon shitting up this board.

>He thinks a ddos need high computational power instead of bandwitdh
>He thinks parallel computing = quantum computing
KYS
Good luck finding a 512qbit quantum computer

Sell it.
Spend the money on another quantum computer.
Mine cryptocurrency.

I cure diseases so less people have to lose their loved ones. Maybe cryptofags should try using that processing power for something good too.

i upscale all my pictures with waifu2x to infinity

Calculate specific gravity of every possible location on the earth to prove gravity isn't as constant as they say it is

Play PUBG in 60 fps

I probably wouldn't even know how to turn it on let alone find good uses for it

What kind of quantum computer?
Anyway, bruteforcing private keys will be a good start.

Vidya gaems

Say you understood quantum computing, what question would you post instead?

I would use it to break capcha and shitpost Sup Forums with PowerShell shilling

Simulate a reality in which I can mine crypto with it.

Mine crypto with it.

Then how do you take care of all these not dead people? There are enough living people we can’t take care of. The correct answer is to get the quantum computer make sure common diseases are more deadly and calculate ways to cause natural disasters in impoverished areas

Break all encryption keys and release them into the wild to watch the world burn

Grover's algorithm. Maybe a bit of Shor's algorithm.

Solve all RSA challenges, but keep secret that I used a quantum computer. Publicly announce I broke factoring.

Enjoy the panic~

Warm or hot data travels faster on the cyber than cold data.

upload my brain into the matrix, play lawnmowerman, hack the gibson

>~
kys, thanks

i don't understand the tumblr-tier faggots that still think they're being cute by putting a tilde at the end of a sentence

Gays and girls(male)
That's pretty much it

Shut up desu~

Install Tay and make her my virtual prisoner wife.

Thanks friend :3

chaotic neutral

can I fuck it

At medium settings 1080p

hero

Rent it out to someone who knows how to use a quantum computer

I use it to Google what the fuck quantum computing is.

Play flash games and shitpost on Sup Forums.

Hack the (((world bank)))

this

Break encryption on other people's crypto wallets

make a free service which solves google captchas

>you cannot use it for crypto mining.
I don't really see any other point in owning a powerful computer.

94 is still way too hot. Using swamp coolers, my servers don't go over 80.

create an ai gf

I'd disassemble it.

I use it to detect and remove all the censoring on all the 2D porn using a more powerful variant of the waifu2x filter.

Break every ssh connection into high profile websites and site dump everything
Watch normies scream

>You cannot use it for denial-of-service attacks, and you cannot use it for crypto mining.
It would not be any good for either of those things. You are very likely retarded.

You are going places son.

*Simulate a reality in which my waifu exists.
>Marry my waifu

What if I mine the maximum amount of bitcoin with it, then destroy the storage medium that the wallet is on?

show it to people
that's about all they're good for now

Minecraft.

Crack every DRM key in existence

Freedom units, not commie units

I would use it for a denial-of-mining attack

H.265 convert my 30TB of paid premium porn

Gravity is the bending of spacetime

How are you going to mathematically prove it?

Nice one, faggot.

>freedom
>imperial
the clue is in the name, you're only using the system because it was pushed on you by the british colonial empire

Watch some porn then masturbate, cum all over the quantums

put i3 on it

I hope it supports SSH because I'll open it for Linux programmers.

That depends on what the quantum computer can actually do.
>> cannot use it for crypto mining
Why? Is this a fundamental limitation of the computer?

>quantum computer
>denial-of-service attacks

Lawnmower man! top kek user.
You are showing your age.

>and you cannot use it for crypto mining.
I can however, use it to break the ECDSA private key for abandoned bitcoin wallets to rack in good money.

You're only using the commie fag units because you're a commie fag

I’d complete the RC5-72 challenge.

>Quantum computing is good for mining
>Quantum computing is good for ddos
It's not a supercomputer or botnet wtf are you talking about

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Nothing, because it's literally useless to me. What the hell am I going to do with it that I can't do on a $200 machine at home that does linear computation? Fuck off with this stupid meme. Quantum computers aren't useful beyond special scientific research. Hell, a 10 million dollar quantum computer a few years ago was benchmarked against a custom built gayming desktop and the shitty meme computer that cost millions of dollars just barely outperformed it.