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the lion of Syria edition

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korean pop

Poleaboos sister said that if I continue losing weight without putting on muscle, that I'm going to look like "One of those size 8 wearing poofters who wear womens clothes"

I should take that as a compliment, right?

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DO NOT GIVE IT A RESPONSE

Poleaboo also told his sister about his phishing and that he was targeting his old uni

She seemed impressed but also concerned

literally fuck assad
0 chance of any refugees returning if he stays in power

please do not respond to it

t. Erdogan

Karen

do u mind?

what does poleaboos sister think about the whole stalking incident?

C U T E

I wonder why he always comes back
What is it that he sees in this place

Karen

Can we not talk about the mentally ill pakipoo runt?

>still hungover
>need to get up for work in 16 hours
At least my job is easy

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She doesn't know

She thinks it was just for "saying unpleasant stuff on the internet"
Given my extreme racist views it's not hard to believe

This is the only social interaction I have access to
Not only that but you guys know me
You are my friends and family

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Catholicism is a fucking joke

>gib gifts n i'll cut deal with god so u go to heaven :DDDDD

Can somebody please send me a link to the video in which our Tim confronts the dentist?

consider pooicide

t. assad

t. spiderboo

t. henry VIII

autist

Well done. The world needs fools. Bells. Little things with peas in that jangle. For your head.

>kshit, mentally ill paki faggot, anime
nice general you got here

yeh ok give me 2 mins

>dual heritage
Sounds yank, fuck that

Ano la tried to stamp out the noncery by shaping this thread in the prestigious wake of the lion of Syria but of course the benders just have to show up and post complete and utter bent shite

Why exactly

>mentally ill
Not been diagnosed with anything

>paki
I'm brown but not a paki
Like how someone black isn't always a nigger

>faggot
trans

No.

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Lads we're allowed to drink in public aren't we?

When I went to Germany loads of people would sit by the river with beers and spirits and have a drink outside, but I never see people doing that here.

AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERYTHING HE SEES IS JUST BLUE LIKE HIM

>I'm brown but not a paki

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post depressing tunes

been catholic all my life. who asks for gifts ?

>he's too young to remember when half-caste was a perfectly acceptable phrase

good indication that i don't care about anything you might have to say

*points at you*

user! GIVE US A WAVE!

user ANON GIVE US WAVE!

animeposting is cancer
especially a character as noncy as karen

depends where you are, in Scotland it's technically illegal but in Edinburgh the police won't stop you, in Glasgow they will

comical

i need you out of business

>Brits don't drink outside together
Whats wrong with you?

DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE TO THE RADIOOOOO

>Mclaren F1s are literally worth about £10million now
bloody hell

yeah la you can drink on the streets here

karen

I hate pakis more than anyone here

Yeah,definetly agree

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yeh well done mate. make a huge generalisation based on some friendless runt's gay anecdote. idiot kraut.

how much would they give me at the scrapyard?

He's obviously doesn't get out much. I go to beer gardens regularly.

uck off nonces

pure moe has no lewd, if lewd crosses the mind it's the viewers fault

I think I'm having an identity crisis.
I used to think these things didn't really exist, or were some kind of extension of self pity. Essentially I thought that these problems could be solved by manning up.
After having gone through a rough year and failing my first year of uni, my self image has been severely deranged.

It's not so much that I've nothing I want to pursue in life, if anything it's the exact opposite.
Everything strikes me as interesting or mildly interesting. All the things that used to be so clear cut, such as the things I liked or the things I were good at have turned into a jumbled mess, and I don't know what the fuck to do.
Do I just pick something and go along with that? Or is that how I even got in this mess to begin with? These thoughts are what's making my mind wander, and I'm unable to concentrate.

£200 and a packet of monster munch

>beer gardens
Spacker. I'm talking about sitting on the banks of the river in the city with a plastic bag full of beer bottles and drinking with your friends.

People don't do that here.

>there's people on /brit/ right now that have gfs, friends and employment

I can only assume these people are fucking mental

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I imagine you'd get a fair whack for the carbon fibre and gold

protestants are a fucking joke

>god already decided if I'm going to heaven but let's work really hard to ...hmmm ehh.. ?????

>Doing the exact same post two days in a row
Imagine being you.

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When people run in circles
It's a very very
mad
world
mad
world

Okay,you cunts,i apologise for my false Assumption

imagine believing in a skyman that controls the weather n shiet hahaha

why would any of these things prevent me coming on /brit/?

What flavor monster munch?

Can anyone confirm that Tim is indeed an extra in these films? As in, is there any footage of him?

- extra in Todd Margret, TV for C4, doctor
- extra in film 'Austenland', musician, period dress
- extra in TV production 'Broken Window', cameraman
- extra in Iron Lady feature film - conservative & Labour MP (Feb 2011)
-Extra in Lead Baloon tv prog. for Open Mike, for BBC - camera man, then delivery man in cafe (October 2010)
- extra in Phone Shop tv prog. for Talkback Thames - dog mascot (Aug 10)
- Extra in Channel4 comedy 'the increasingly poor decisions of Todd Margaret' (played: soldier, businessman and man in street) - May 2010.
- Registered for VMA Models and Talent agency, and submitted for 'Pirates of the Caribbean' (Feb 2010)
- Extra in Match.com TV commercial for Academy films - man in street (Feb 2010)
- Featured extra in a short film/music video for Mawaan videos - Kisschase 'Six Months to Live' (Dec 09). I played a commuter on a park bench looking at a Laptop, including close-up scene (showreel to follow).
- Extra on Film "Swinging with the Finkels" - golfer at a Golf range (Sept 09)
- Extra on Feature Film "Will's Diaries" (Aug 09) - Journalist at a press conference

all asians wish they were white

This car is fucking ridiculous lads, look how flat it goes around the corners, and that noise jesus christ I need to start driving again

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friends

how many of us have them

friends

ones we can depend on

yes
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Timmo "sunshine" Byrnes physical stats

who would win him or Kevin "Cena" boyle in the octagon?

I have a job but I'm a 28yo KV

ah yes liberals are at it again

What a time to be alive.

2/3 aint bad

what the fuck

Roast Beef

imagine believing in a skyman that created the entire universe yet still cares which way you're pointing when you pray

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tim is the guy in the back in the blue overcoat

business idea: eat children to reduce overpopulation and starvation

all anti asians wish they were black

this was years ago when he was thin though

he must weigh about 140kg now

he's built like a brick shithouse

how come she never approached me

id shove me foot up there

religious people are incredibly narcissistic

imagine believing in a skyman

ah yes, oppression

more like a bouncy castle

how is the tim saga going to end?

is he going to be dragged kicking and screaming to a mental hospital? will he murder the dentist? will he learn to sing?

Yeah. It's from before the schizophrenia properly set in.
He also went to a university in California, used to work in IT and used to own a large home which suggests he had kids and a wife. Of course this was way before he started losing his mind.

not going to click that

This is why we're leaving the EU, to get away from Eurotrash like this