Despite Sup Forums best efforts at anonymity...

Despite Sup Forums best efforts at anonymity, stylometric profiling by governments has already identified everyone on this board.
Refute this. Protip you can't.

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panopticlick.eff.org
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panopticlick.eff.org/static/browser-uniqueness.pdf
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>Refute this. Protip you can't.
You're correct I can not due to lack of information.

>he doesnt change his writing style in every post

>implying they don't just have our IP adresses

>implying I have enough social contact outside of Sup Forums for them to have a decent sample to compare to
laffin@u, people with friends

i don't have a webcam and i never leave the house.

also i am of an age where everyone ignores me anyway

oh no. Now what? Do I just wait to be arrested?

>tfw none of us will die alone of old age
You might hate the gubmint now, but you'll sure love them when they check on your when everyone else abandons you in old age.

>>but you'll sure love them when they check on your when everyone else abandons you in old age.
>be 85
>no relatives
>collapse on the street
>someone calls the emergency
>you're delivered to a hospital
>they question you if you have any relatives
>tell them no
>they reassure me that everything is going to be ok
>that night the doc comes to my room with two nurses
>he has a vaccine, tells me it will heal me
>fall asleep and die soon after the administration
>my fresh corpse is now used by college kids for studying
>my body is cut up into pieces and dumped into a trashcan
i sure love the gubmint

This whore has a flat face. What is she, half-nigger or something?

>he doesn't change his VPN provider with every post
>he doesn't change his writing style with every post
>he doesn't change his browser with every post
>he doesn't change his hardware with every post
>he doesn't encrypt his post with every post

Metadata, context, stylometry. I'm 100% sure in 10 years every single post you've ever made will be available under your name in a mass archive. Fucking hilarious when the people who are now anonymous will have their on average far greater text output visible for all.

Even though I don't care because it will happen to everyone, I just want to say that I didn't mean any of that creepy and pedo and racist stuff, I just wanted to be edgy.

That will work for a very limited number of posts, assuming you even bothered to learn how to do it properly.

wrong

>he didn't change his writing style in his post

You fucked up.

>Not trading online personas with a group of malcontents.
Ye fuggled upp m8tey

>oy vey dont write nasty things on the internet
We're past caring now
popular herb

You are retarded if you think you can do that this easily. Maybe if every post was a book. But not with comments a few words long.

What board is this again? Jeezus..

panopticlick.eff.org
amiunique.org/

You don't even need IP address. Uniqueness can be determined by the following.


The user agent string from each browser
The HTTP ACCEPT headers sent by the browser
Screen resolution and color depth
The Timezone your system is set to
The browser extensions/plugins, like Quicktime, Flash, Java or Acrobat, that are installed in the browser, and the versions of those plugins
The fonts installed on the computer, as reported by Flash or Java.
Whether your browser executes JavaScript scripts
Yes/no information saying whether the browser accepts various kinds of cookies and "super cookies"
A hash of the image generated by canvas fingerprinting
A hash of the image generated by WebGL fingerprinting
Yes/no whether your browser is sending the Do Not Track header
Your system platform (e.g. Win32, Linux x86)
Your system language (e.g. en-US)
Your browser's touchscreen support

>update browser to newer version
>become another person
WOWIE

No shit faggot. Go ahead and casually dismiss this. But that is only one variable, and it doesn't change often. And it's not that important. The combination of OS, canvas and webgl fingerprinting, screen resolution, and fonts installed is all you really need.

>inb4; buy a new computer ever time you want to browse.

>inb4: move to another country and buy a new computer every time you want to browse.

Don't read this. It's not valuable to know what is happening or how things work.
panopticlick.eff.org/static/browser-uniqueness.pdf

I will causally dismiss this; most of attack vectors you listed do not work anymore.

>he still posts

If all you do is regurgitate memes instead of creating new ideas, you won't be tracked. You can think of Sup Forums memes as analogous to Newspeak- a small pool of words that communicate a larger breadth of ideas, just not easily.

canvas and webgl fingerprints can be randomized

wen u speak in memes so stylometrics = btfo

>dumb frogposter

>disable website fonts
whoops there goes another one

this only happens if you live in a shithole country. do you live in a shithole country?

yes

occam's razor.
Checkmate, retard.

As the person making the claim the onus is on you to prove it.

pretty sure if you are a POI for the goverment they already know everything there is to know about you

A lot of these require JS or can be easily spoofed and aren't actually useful unless you're specifically targeting an individual.

robot