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Oktoberfest edition

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Mandy

are kazz

nasty

>tfw massively regret things I did when I was young

korean pop

sort of yes

Italo-disco is not gay shut up

Go Gauchos

Wish all the cunts going on about this ''Tim'' figure could fuck off back to reddiit.

Nobody gives a shit about your vlogger personality, just piss off you wastes of space.

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Asuka.

Holy shit guys I found a unicorn.
What do?

fuck off newfag

tim is a national treasure of /brit/

very good post
youtube.com/watch?v=FFhSJ1KLd3k

Gonna put you out of business, sunshine

wow so much anger from this community of thirsty neckbirds lol

just ignore all of the haters OP, they are all insecure little boys that don't know how to talk to a woman.

Do me a favor and reject all of the adds that you are receiving now because honestly, it's most likely not going to end well, they will harass you and bully you but I won't let that happen.

Add me on skype (hitman90001)

you can use my shoulder to cry on or we can just talk about life heh.. :P

muah xoxoxoxo

take it to the bank because they're the only place that'll accept it

Put it in the bank, almost nobody will accept it as payment.

Kek

It amazes me to think that in thousands of years people will study /brit/ and try to work out what it all really means.

Truly amazing.

saw the man behind the counter pull out a whole bag full of fresh 50s in st pancreas

I've been here since before your reddit vlogger was a thing and I have never given a shit about him

I hope somebody makes an /r/tim so you can all fuck off and be autistic twats there

>american education

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*accidentally organises two dates at the same time*
ah yes now to have a minor meltdown while I see which of these females I want to despise me hahaha

I'm an atheist

What did he mean by this?

Really like the 80s look
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Ermm no they won't

wtf are you on about? it's not scottish money.

the fuck? it just jumps from 20 to 100 quid?

Haha you think?

*walks off and talks to somebody else*

moron

It's real money but most places won't accept them apart from chinese cash and caries.

Me in the stand.

Squad goals

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>Paranoid schizophrenia is a subtype of schizophrenia in which the patient has delusions (false beliefs) that a person or some individuals are plotting against them or members of their family. Paranoid schizophrenia is the most common schizophrenia type.
Honestly feel sorry for TIm

*slaps your drink out of your hand*

yes they will, not sure where you live but I'm guessing it's northern or provincial.. unironically bought coffee with a 50 yesterday morning. It's not hard for a shop to break, they get rid of their 20s...

Honestly he'd be a lot better if he let the NHS pump him full of drugs

Keep it as your coke snorting note obviously

*Unsheates katana*
*Flips infront of you*

Going somewhere?

ahaha you guys dont even have 100 pound notes? whats wrong with you guys

Nobody accepts a £50 in case it's fake. £50 is our highest value note.

Good edition

It's actually a personal goal of mine to go Oktoberfest with a group of mates and have my picture taken in the Austrian countryside wearing a lederhosen, with beautiful blonde milk maids at my sides.

Me and the squad gunna go ruin gerrys day

I've seen places in London that won't accept 50's and if they do they're super anal about it. I read somewhere they're starting to phase them out

So why don't you?

Thoughts?

FOB

Odds play vidya
Evens shitpost until I fall asleep

Our currency's actually worth something.

Why the fuck would you need a £100 note

scottish """people""" have a 100 note 2bh.
>Nobody accepts a £50 in case it's fake.
stop lying

>newfag

I'm recently back here after a 2 year gap yah in normieland & tim is a newfag thing.dont try it.

Still not sure which music bandwagon to jump on.

The grime resurgence is a safe bet but so is future garage, and Afrobeats has much potential as well.

t. never seen a £50 note, let alone tried to use one.

Not after brexit haha lol topical

Vilen Danke, the girls are very lovely.
But I know they are taller than me...fuck.

Have a nice little pic of Poleaboo cutting arm

Based Nederland. Do you live near Den Haag ?

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alright m8 just because you're not in with all the gimmicks no need to lash out

so glad I'm not a yank

only time i saw a 100 note irl some paki handed it to me in a shop i was working

wondered how the fuck he got it 2bh

Going to ask a random person in the street how ugly they think I am

The only honest opinion I can get

he should rub bio oil on it
that'll make it better

can't decide what music to listen to lads

saw someone use a 50 in B&M Bargains

Loads of shops have "we don't accept £50" signs up you mongs, do you ever pay attention to your surroundings?

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Poleaboo has already written up his blog entry for when his bail ends

Saved it as a draft

So the mandem can buy a German whip in cash

Tim went shit after he stopped obsessing over Sainsbury's employees.

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>No body snuggles with Max Power
>You strap yourself in and feel the g's

£100 notes don't exist

girls at work keep telling me to use tinder even though i'm clearly a 4/10 and won't get any matches

Based

That won't get rid of scars or keloids

can't be fucked to watch wolf of wall street

seriously I've never had one rejected apart from twice when they didn't have change for it. I have no idea what you're all on about. I used to draw my entire wages as 50s when I was a manchild

who the fuck still carries cash around with them anyway

fucking mongs

literally weighing down your pockets with metal instead of a featherweight plastic card

you just KNOW that numale was walking towards those niggers and was slightly nervous about getting mugged or whatever but promptly told himself off for being racist

ruddy nora

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Why don't your £50 notes have security measures to prevent fraud? The most a merchant will do is put the bill up to the light to see if it's legit

As of next week I shall be balls deep in the new gf lads

€100 note, obviously

/brit/ has a massive amount of shut in mongs pretending to be upper class. If you've ever seen a shop that won't except a 50 pound note you're obviously a prole xD

i'm going to watch this again after I finished k-on

always thought he said "cheese"

where is the video where he starts chasing one off and his pants fall down

did he delete it?

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bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/Pages/current/security_50.aspx

all notes do, but people still aren't going to believe it's real

they do, they have the most security features of any notes. the people ITT are poorfags

That's why his hands are in his pockets.

>haha fellow Americans I don't racially profile. See how relaxed and nonchalant I am? That mean I wo-
>gets knocked out
He'll never learn from that either.

most €100+ notes here are forgeries made by the IRA

they make millions from it. most pubs and shops scan even €20 notes

they do, all of our notes do

>you will never own a £1,000,000 note

I'm pretty sure I've entered nirvana mentally. Since my acid binge of last year my brain feels so electric, so hyperaware, I have opened my path to shamanic consciousness, I am one of the most enlightened people on the planet today, what do I do? Top academics need to be studying my brain for the good of mankind.

Why the fuck would you need to use a £50 note, let alone £20 notes?

Have you ever heard of debit cards you cretins?

Do they have card machines in Scunthorpe?

I thought he did too but that doesn't make sense (not like it has to)