Do American's really do this?

Do American's really do this?

>food analog-
Wait, this one actually kinda makes sense

Based Burger King. Shame that they're too late.

yea, only salty poor people actually wait for their food.

Except it doesn't.

There are fast food places all over America. This is literally the worst analogy if you're trying to reference something with no competition. The only thing keeping these "actors" in the store is whatever promise of gift card/cash they were offered before they went inside.

>current state of us in a nutshell

>It's better for the consumer, just go to a better fast food place

We've been over this already. Time and time again, free market all over the world (yes, not just America, the whole fucking world) always ends with the same result: McDonalds and BurgerKing colluding to both slow your fast food down, and charge you for the faster packages. And if a Mom'n'Pop burger place shows up doing a faser service, they will beat it into submission until it either joins them, or leaves the business.

They're not too late, shill. Montana just passed a bill protecting Net Neutrality for their state. If we continue the *fight*, other states will follow. Further, the fight is far from over. Thank god for the EFF and others like them.

Guy on the right is hot af

it's the only way to make children understand something

so how does burger king profit off nn?

Sup Forums told me net neutrality is a jewish plot to implement marxism so I can't argue with that

WTF I love BURGER KINGĀ® burgers now!

Why do redditposting bugmen get such a hard on when marketing pander to them?

>Wi-fi only for $6.33

What the fuck.... Wi-fi is pretty much free here, everywhere.

I'd gladly pay extra for a burger if it means I can get it before some poorfag gets it.

arent those ppl gonna be out of a job once kiosks and machines are doing that for them

>arbys is expensive as fuck
>takes the longest to get your order

How does Comcast profit by (blatantly lying and) saying they're pro-nn

>BK pulls stunt of questionable reasoning
>media jumps all over it, praising/criticizing/analyzing BK's stunt
>2 months later while eating Whoppers, people talk about that time they had to fucking wait for their Whopper

ding, fries are done.

IMAGINE BEING SO FAT

>>assuming you'll somehow turn your shitty burger franchise into some sort of thriving internet cafe where people will actually pay for wifi

>>>calling your flagship burger "The Whopper" but not including cheese unless your costumer asks for it

Fuck you Burger King

>bugmen
Soyboy detected

cringe

Burger King is disgusting.

Why the fuck does Burger King give a single fuck about Net Neutrality

Yes, actually. Americans actually do use important issues to cynically shove their brands in people's faces.

3G Capital partnered with Berkshire Hathaway own Restaurant Brands International, who has Burger King as a subsidiary.

Because Ajit Pai is a cow worshipping street shitter. Using a hamburger to explain Net Neutrality, is akin to raping his mother with a frozen turd.

imagine being at computers
so fat you look and see food

>costumer

>burger king
Whoever goes there fucking deserves it. Get your ass off the couch and go learn how to cook.

>I need big daddy goberment
>monopolies are bad

>Americans literally have to be explained concepts in burger analogies to comprehend

Net neutrality is just an allowance of major media conglomerates to take over the internet

>wanting monopolies to rape him
Great choice brainlet

>brainlet
Damn, hit me hard with that gen z insult.

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>Sup Forums really is this dumb
holy shit this board needs to be nuked

>America

Wrong country.

This

Time = Money

Makes perfect sense to me.

this is dumb
ending NN, if anything, will make your internet faster since your isp can kick those netflix idiots off your line

are you hitting your balls when you edge with your hand? I would do this when I used to attempt to jelq when I first got into Penis Enlargement.

Maybe break you edging into 2 10-15min. sessions.

Burgers are so funny.

That's me. AMA?

>Penis Enlargement.
Does jelqing work? How about the Bathmate?

>monopolies aren't bad
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Why are they doing this now? No one cares anymore

Nice b8

You clearly have never been to mexico

Its exciting to them to be old enough to be marketed too. They arent well adjusted adults

Food analogies always make sense. Their versatility is why so many people use them. That and the fact that the universal understanding of food means anyone can cotton on to what you're getting at. Only faggots pretend to have an issue with food analogies

I got really bad diahrea last time i ate a wopper. Came out wirh all the seseme seeds and shit. Decided then and there i will not eat there again.

>show your colours buy buying this burger
>express yourself

NN is very popular in their target market, so they decided it would be a good marketing strategy.

Found the corporate shill / ancap bootlicker

Didn't they also do that stunt with the ``bullied burger'' (they smash the burger in front of the customer), or they hire actors to loudly bully some kid (also an actor) in the restaurant to see how many people would actually stand up and do something about it

>colours
>america

Sup Forums literally has been the driving force fighting for net neutrality for years. I fucking hate newfags like you who only came to Sup Forums after the Trump faggot invasion.

I wish i could be there when people in their marketing team pitch these terrible ideas and others go along with it

No it fucking wasn't you giant newfag nigget

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It absolutely has, you obviously arrived post-2016. Stallman didn't used to be an ironic meme, most of Sup Forums was fucking communist. acta, sopa, it's always been the same shit, Sup Forums has always been net activists. Fuck right off to reddit.

>sopa == NN
Kek
>you arrived post-2016
>Sup Forums was fucking communist
Still is here you are
>fuck off to reddit if you don't like communism
*inhails* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBAHHAHAHAAS

This explains a lot actually.

War...war never changes.

But political ideology does!

>most of Sup Forums was fucking communist
No they weren't you fucking moron.

There were just a lot of threads by some deranged BSD retard calling GPL communism because he was butthurt that Linux was gaining popularity on the board.

You guys are fucking faggots.

Yes, you dumb niggers, Sup Forums IS for net neutrality. We've had the same arguments for a long time now and it's always resulted in the same refutation of evidence by the anti-NN cucks. Always has been, and the EFF is for it - I stand by them. No, not all of Sup Forums are retarded leftists or "net activists". Yes, you are a ledditor, and need to go back.

We hate NN and we are contrarian ancaps now

>there are only mcdonalds and burger kings

Just kill yourself already.

lefy/pol plz go

>Sup Forums is one person
>Everyone on Sup Forums must agree to the exact same thing or else they're from plebbit
>Using strawmen to attack someone else's viewpoint

Honestly, Sup Forums is just a fucking mess, moreso than any of the other worksafe boards. It attracts literal redditors like those from the_donald, r/berniesandersforpresident or r/socialism , Sup Forumsacks and their /leftypol/ counterparts, Sup Forumsermin and other fuckers that lower the of discussion of this board to sub-Sup Forums levels. Basically, Sup Forums is a SFW and really any opinion you get from here about anything political or tech related ought to be discarded or ignored outright.

Tech has become interconnected with politics. People will be devided on issues. There are plenty of hivemind websites you can go to if you dont like disagreements.

>Tech has become interconnected with politics.
That's great. You know we have a politics board here, newfriend called . I suggest checking it out since ultimately this is a thinly-veiled politics thread. There's also Sup Forums too if you like that. You'll be sure to find me there, so don't worry.

>>> implying
lol faggot

I assume the faggots who shilled against Net Neutrality are from Sup Forums, the ones who shilled shittily for it are from leddit, the ones who are for communizmz got turned hard gay for Stallman, and anybody here worth their salt HATES botnet and loves privacy. And I think I'd probably be right and most others would agree with me.

I also don't think that Sup Forums is a special snowflake board that somehow garners more attention from faggots with hot opinions. Even on /k/ we're raided nearly nonstop by leftists and their false flags.

Why don't you cry to a mod about it instead

u look like the guy in the "tfw" cartoon character

>Sup Forums
>mods

Must be knew if you've never gotten a warning from one the way you shitpost

Please elaborate how would they beat you into submission. Nothing short of commiting crimes.

You say that. but I got a 3 day ban for trolling on Sup Forums

Mods are fucking nazis

>monopolies aren't bad
They almost always are

it's not expensive if you're rich :^)

I've seen threads that literally belong on Sup Forums stay up for between 4-8 hours. Mods barely do anything here as long as you don't post porn or CP in a thread

>american is
Are you SURE that Europe has a high education rate? Did they lie, Sup Forums? Did the euro university superconglomerate finally slip up?

Net neutrality makes burgers wait for burgers longer?

they're just looking for an excuse to charge more money

>fight over burgers

The ones they let into uni tend to be bright. They just can't afford to let that many in because socialism.

>There are fast food places all over America.
But not with a Whopper.
No where else can you get that BK grill, have-it-your-way healthy sandwich.

then find another store with a better deal

I hate faggots like you who didn't fucking grow up.

You're 30 years old and still screeching
>le anonymous xD
>never 4give, never 4get
>communism rules!!
>WE REALLY LEGION

Unironically go back, you clearly failed to mature your silly teenage ideals and grow with the rest of this community.

>>>r/latestagecapitalism

*we are legion

fuck maybe I'm the retard

>whines about people being manchildren
>while posting on Sup Forums
Boy you sure are one to judge, aren't you?

>thinking a board about history would ever be communist
Wow communists really are retarded

They do it all the time. 2 years ago, ATMs in Seattle were programmed to give male customers only half of the money they wanted to withdraw on womans day. The idea was to teach them what the wage gap was like to experience.

If you think Sup Forums has grown more mature over the years I have some horrible news for you.

So they didn't take into account that young female workers are getting paid, on average, more than young men?

Feminism isn't really about equality these days.

This nigga lol