What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

Things I will do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin and hug her all the time
>Animeeeeeee

btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway

Really? You didn't put "we will have relations"?

Also you can get the imouto version but it costs like 100x as much

I'm so hyped about android robots that I will end studying a 2100-page handbook of robotics and make my own robot with the face of Marina. I'm not joking.

makeup and anti-dust static field: off

you must get into the "fuck" zone before fuck because that makes it more magic

Check if the toes are individually addressable.

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No you won't

Remote control her so I can be the little girl.

I'd have my fiancee dress in a slutty maid outfit and serve us sexually and non sexually as I fuck my Android girlfriend in her spot on the bed, at the kitchen table, etc.

>no bikini pics of liyu yet
don't shitpost your pasta again until you get a bikini pic you nig

nice

I have that and school swimsuit I'll post later

Try to root her

>Things I will do
>sit on my lap

>buy cute male robot (they're cheaper)
>dress it up like a girl
>root it and install twink custom rom
>cheap and cost effective robot gf (male)
>pair program in haskell with your qt trap gf (male) sitting on your lap while you touch her no-nos

Link me this whore's pic/profile

I need to know more about this semen demon

*distorts reality to make it look like anime in my brain with nanobots*

just as bangable as ever

Order the Emma Watson option pack.

if you download the DLC

c-cute

A lot of this stuff I'd prefer to just have a computer in my brain for.

I don't need much:
>is always really excited to see me, affectionate, effusively appreciative when I do things for her like cook
>has a simulated day where she does things on her own, probably something creative online, and tells me about it so she seems like a real person instead of someone too pathetic to have a life outside of our relationship
>listens to my complaints and is exactly the right amount of supportive and encouraging; reassures me and validates my life choices, especially buying a robot gf
>weird fetish stuff probably idk

>inb4 she leaves you for chad

>powered by an Intel procesor

oh yeah forgot about you
not really a bikini though

...

ultra rare secret swimsuit liyu pic

nakadashi her

reeee

tsurukoooooo

Have her chose a random day in the next 45 days to violently and brutally kill me in my sleep

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make her to kill all haskell faggots

god, reading all of those green text makes me sad. FUCKING HELL IF ONLY I CAN FIND SOMEONE THAT WILL FIT ALL OF THE CATEGORY THAT I NEED FOR MY DREAM GIRL THEN URRRRGGGGG FUCK! WHY IS THIS WORLD SO CRUEL!!

I WILL COMMAND HER TO COMMIT SUICIDE IN PUBLIC PLACE

giv hip ai