What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?
Things I will do: >sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C >Have her read books for me out loud >play music for me on musical instruments >Do our laundry together >Write computer programs together >wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them >collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder >draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters >remember things for me since she has perfect recall >Be my bodyguard >carry heavy things for me >be my personal fitness trainer >be my pillow/warmer and love making partner >Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis >Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words >Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry >Play dress up and choose fashions for her >Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together >Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps >Have her carry heavy things for me >go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on >do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things >Tell me funny stories and jokes >use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again >jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles >i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore >train mma together for fun and sports >go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests >secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol >brush our teeths together >play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes >touch her soft skin and hug her all the time >Animeeeeeee
btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway
Owen Morgan
Really? You didn't put "we will have relations"?
Christopher Bell
Also you can get the imouto version but it costs like 100x as much
Anthony Perry
I'm so hyped about android robots that I will end studying a 2100-page handbook of robotics and make my own robot with the face of Marina. I'm not joking.
Samuel Gonzalez
makeup and anti-dust static field: off
Caleb Nguyen
you must get into the "fuck" zone before fuck because that makes it more magic
Noah Brooks
Check if the toes are individually addressable.
Josiah Cooper
uuwwaaa
Daniel Lopez
No you won't
Aiden Ward
Remote control her so I can be the little girl.
Nicholas Clark
I'd have my fiancee dress in a slutty maid outfit and serve us sexually and non sexually as I fuck my Android girlfriend in her spot on the bed, at the kitchen table, etc.
Asher Johnson
>no bikini pics of liyu yet don't shitpost your pasta again until you get a bikini pic you nig
Jordan Jenkins
nice
Brayden Ross
I have that and school swimsuit I'll post later
Blake Mitchell
Try to root her
Julian Thompson
>Things I will do >sit on my lap
Samuel Sanchez
>buy cute male robot (they're cheaper) >dress it up like a girl >root it and install twink custom rom >cheap and cost effective robot gf (male) >pair program in haskell with your qt trap gf (male) sitting on your lap while you touch her no-nos
Grayson Lee
Link me this whore's pic/profile
Daniel Wilson
I need to know more about this semen demon
Sebastian Cooper
*distorts reality to make it look like anime in my brain with nanobots*
Jason Russell
just as bangable as ever
Josiah Smith
Order the Emma Watson option pack.
Logan Ross
if you download the DLC
Chase Jackson
c-cute
Luis Cox
A lot of this stuff I'd prefer to just have a computer in my brain for.
I don't need much: >is always really excited to see me, affectionate, effusively appreciative when I do things for her like cook >has a simulated day where she does things on her own, probably something creative online, and tells me about it so she seems like a real person instead of someone too pathetic to have a life outside of our relationship >listens to my complaints and is exactly the right amount of supportive and encouraging; reassures me and validates my life choices, especially buying a robot gf >weird fetish stuff probably idk
Wyatt Garcia
>inb4 she leaves you for chad
Justin Perry
>powered by an Intel procesor
Charles Parker
oh yeah forgot about you not really a bikini though
Nolan Roberts
...
Grayson Perry
ultra rare secret swimsuit liyu pic
Benjamin Howard
nakadashi her
Luis Harris
reeee
Logan Cooper
tsurukoooooo
Michael Evans
Have her chose a random day in the next 45 days to violently and brutally kill me in my sleep
Sebastian Peterson
...
Jeremiah Reed
make her to kill all haskell faggots
Logan Jackson
god, reading all of those green text makes me sad. FUCKING HELL IF ONLY I CAN FIND SOMEONE THAT WILL FIT ALL OF THE CATEGORY THAT I NEED FOR MY DREAM GIRL THEN URRRRGGGGG FUCK! WHY IS THIS WORLD SO CRUEL!!
Cooper Thomas
I WILL COMMAND HER TO COMMIT SUICIDE IN PUBLIC PLACE