Me and the lads edition
/brit/
*invades Canada*
NO
It's time.
is it really better to have loved and lost than never loved at all
lads
Asuka.
...
just spent £50 on a personalised ASMR video
me and the lads
youtu.be
*commonwealth task force burns down the white house and an assie soldier rapes hillary clintons daughter*
Lads
Amazing post
yes
Screw this gimmicky chatbox
>assie
>eyes aren't made closer together
you almost got it right
Some anime for the thread
The Finnish gf just returned from visiting her family and got me five of these for my birthday lads:
masterofmalt.com
Actually she got me four (my birthday is in two weeks). We downed half of the fifth bottle together this evening as gin & tonic. She went to sleep a moment ago since she was tired from the trip.
Considering making myself another cheeky gin&tonic before going to sleep tbqh.
in my fat arse please, miguel
Did you buy it using a single £50 note?
Darjeeling isn't even english
don't have any friends lads
birthday is coming up
think i might kill myself
>Timothy Byrne
>tfw no finn gf to drink vodka with
feeling really bad rn
Ahah id call you a cuck but i often have private shows with camgirls so i cant really say anything
what age
just farted and wanked off to the smell
amazing post
sadcase
why do you wanna know >.>
what day? mine's coming up too
>drinking on your own
alcoholic lol
>don't have any friends lads
>birthday is coming up
>think i might kill myself
>tfw welcoming new housemates tomorrow
I always get nervous when meeting new people but especially when I'm going to be living with these pricks for 9 months and I have no idea what they are like
Me in the club last night
that's not vodka m8
candle just cracked and spilt hot wax all over the windowsill ffs
Shes an anglophile at least
Just realised that Theresa May is going to fuck up the Brexit
Ip Man is getting good lads
they're doing a fight
Heard you the first time m8.
better than on the carpet/rug
Anyone ever noticed how when one Irish nerd shows up, they all seem to?
Bet trinners is talking to himself again
going to bed, please refrain from posting anime until I wake up tomorrow so I don't miss any thank you
best national anthem desu
im not a nerd and i uhh resent that accusation
Finns are absolutely horrid at social drinking, they usually each bring their own bottle of vodka to the party and just drink that by themselves without sharing or any coordination, fucking disgrace.
t. lad who did an Erasmus year in Finland
I'll hook you up with some of my primas if you find me some paisa girls fám.
>being shy
lol you outgrow it
i hope you die in your sleep
just filter and ignore lad
Quick lads unload all your anime
I'm gonna be half an hour's walk from uni this year
Is it gonna be shit? I was in halls last year and it was right next to the uni
Jugen
you wish
thats a lot of karen
>they usually each bring their own bottle of vodka to the party and just drink that by themselves without sharing or any coordination
Is this actually true? Truly embarrassing if it is.
no drinking games? pong, shots?
Asian food is good and all but goddammit I'm always still hungry.
I'm not being shy, I'm being normal. Nobody enjoys the pressure of meeting new people without prior contact
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>said hes going to bed
>doesnt go to bed
madman
i'm 28 and mine gets worse and worse
Will be thirty in March and haven't had sex in 11 years lads.
Send help.
4u
tfw I did this at a new years party I was invited to but it was Sambuca instead of vodka
I was in a state the next morning, I'll tell you that for free.
eat less processed carbs you fat cunt
You'll just lose a bit of weight lad, and you look like you need it (no offence).
hire a prostitute you prude
saw a boke in aldi earlier absolutely screaming in this six year olds face, "fucking this fucking that" called him a pony tail wanker and chuckled and he looked at me for a bit, then i chuckled again, then he walked off with his kid. hope he didn't get even angrier after he left the store
It's true.
Nothing of the sort. They just talk until they run out of alcohol or get drunk and break down crying about what's bad in their lives.
...
I really am going now
night
I'm the colombian from the last thread, I'm not this impostor anyways, it was nice reading you lads, bye
BOLLOCK'D
*pelts a 50p coin at your head*
dont want your charity
Literally not even fat. I just ate 6 'buns' or whatever I bought from the Korean market here and I'm just like, "Eh".
Just fill up on a larger portion of chips.
Anyone want to cuddle? x
oh i said store. here come the FOYs
good night user
ps yui a shit
ah yes the hum
going to bed night
bit rude that
I recognise that seal
she wants a man from brum
I have OFFICIALLY left Reddit FOR GOOD
None taken m8, I'm quite slender anyway and in reasonably good shape, been doing manual work all summer
i would but brits are all racist against irish people and i dont want my heart broken :6
No one cuddles Max Power
You strap yourself in and feel the g's
*breaks your heart*
>brits are all racist against irish people
this isn't the 70s lad no one gives a fuck any more
>don't break my things
heheheh
Ip Man is good lads
in your dreams
(now i'm actually going to sleep)
So did that /r9k/ guy actually go on a shooting spree?
I have never been on reddit.
threw a two pence at my older brother when i was younger. you know, like, wrapped my index finger around the eacge and pelted it like little discus. got the fucker just above his eye, split it right ope, blood went fucking everywhere. was not expecting that at all. got in untold amounts of shit for that