/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

Why are even here
Invited: people with business ideas
not invited:chicanos

*wakes up*

today's the big day. don't wanna be late, gotta hurry

Wtf GF seNT ME tHIS

>tfw i forgot the we

How's in goin everyone?
Pic is my uni.

I thought I was doing better but then I got the overwhelming desire to kill myself and realized how much of my life I waste

Who here eats pumpkin seeds

>Dutch
>Cock

What a cuck

>buy $145 headphones on amazon 4 days ago
>shell out $5 for next-day delivery
>it doesn't come the next day
>amazon tells me it's delayed
>tracking info updates, it's clear across the state having been sent to the wrong facility in Miami (I'm in Sarasota)
>sits there for two days
>get an email from amazon: "Hey we fucked up so we're gonna overnight mail you the headphones through UPS"
>cool
>Today
>headphones haven't arrived, check tracking info
>it's in fucking Kentucky
>UPS """observes""" labor day
>won't get headphones until fucking tuesday
>6 days after I ordered them for next day delivery
it would've been quicker if I had just gone with the standard 2 day prime delivery
I'm so fucking mad

Why is /news/ so autistic? Why is everyone who comments on news articles so fucking autistic?

Business idea: Make Barefoot Sandals mandatory for cute girls.

Are they better than sunflower seeds

Sarasota, pftt more like Saratoga

alaska?

>said the guy copying a celebrated namefag

>greek
>actually lusts for cock
hahah cuck

Fairbanks or Anchorage?

youre a cuck

i guarantee you 100% id be on the phone with amazon getting free headphones rn

They're really similar but a bit saltier and bigger

What do you mean?

those are nice feet
fuuuuuck, now i even like feet

What if a chicano has a business idea?

University of Alaska Fairbanks. It's pretty damn good so far.

>package delivieries
>on Sunday
>on national Holidays

he can stay so long as he has an idea or cool

Nothing will happen

How is winter over there?

what if the girl is ugly but has nice feet do footfags find her hot or what?

Probably

>Dutch
>Can't read

Checks out

yes.

Ain't winter yet. Days are getting noticeably shorter but it's still decent weather. I'm talking when I first got here sunset was about 10pm and now it's around 9:30pm

>greek
>cant stand that he got called gay and wants to succ

lmao

Cant speak for other men but it does work that way for me. Even if it's someone I've been butting heads with, finding out that she had nice feet made me totally changed my opinions to a less than intolerable ones. I dunno, man. What doth life

>Not another footnigger

and my Ban is finally over

>footnigger
Well I never!

>Dutch flag
>All he thinks about is gay sex

Ok

Guys look at this picture I...found

why is shrek 2 so good bros

*sneaks up behind you*
*lightly touches your shoulder*
i wouldn't post it again if i was you...

They made another one?

>greek
>all he can think of is cuckoldry

dunno lol

>haven't changed bedsheets in a month and a half
>feels greasy when I move around on them
>won't stop bunching up and pulling off the mattress
who wants to be my mommy and do my laundry for me

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddadadadada

This doesn't seem like an issue to you? You think this is an acceptable way to live?

I-I wont

Business idea: can and market smoky tea

Wash them dirty cunt

And you got triggered cuck :^)

throw them in the wash, you slob

Business idea: smokable tea

...

*whispers in your ear*
i'll be watching you..
*you look behind*
*i have dissapeared*

but half my wardrobe is on one side and I don't feel like putting them away

I wouldn't be complaining if I found it acceptable

*makes you deep throat my cock*
umm... cant hear you sweatheart ;)

Has bullypepe gone too far?

...

So change your sheets you animal

yo wassup cum im committin suicide today lmao

ayy nigga let me get that social security number

laugh at him

But that's the point.
An asian Dutch pedo doesn't have a dick.
He can only be a cuck :^)

you don't understand in order to change the sheets I'd need to put the clothes away that take up half my bed

>mfw my wife is like this, but I'm just hygienic like a normal person
Fortunately, we have separate beds pushed together instead of sharing one.

then do that

Business idea: selling research chemicals legally purchased over the Internet to misinformed highschoolers for double the price.


Bought 500mg of 4acodmt online for 80 dollars

Sold 20mg bags for 20 dollars each

High-schoolers are so stupid lmao

O boi

lmao

did i GIVE permission to post

lmaoing@u when the FDA nuts all over your ass

How big is your cock, bae? ;3

What's a good mdma substitute rc? Asking for a friend.

murrika

that's a weird thing to say for a greek with a cock in his mouth innit aha

h-hey now, I don't post the image. Back off???

Jenna

Another day, another scumbag off the streets.

she is kinda cute

excellent quality post

AHH FUCK, IT'S A RAT

>our target market is a demographic that is very low income, sometimes no income at all

LEL ok

A Dutch Asian pedo is only an ass.
He doesn't have a cock. Doesn't need it.
"He's" degenerate.

incredibly disappointing tits

...

hero tbqh

>tilting the pinball machine

im not a pedo
are you saying that you are underage sweetheart ;-)

How the literal fuck can you be a pedo and not wish to fuck kids? I mean if you do not have a penis and all that sounds pretty difficult.

Your logic does not cut it Ioannus

hmm wouldn't really know but ive heard 6-APB is rather close to MDMA

i mainly fuck around with substituted tryptamine RCs because they seem to be the most documented and well known

What if you only had balls and no dick

>kinda
I applaud your dubs though
Have you seen her nudes?

>aggressively playing the violin

/cum/ - Organic Chemistry

Do u consider black people Americans???

I never got higher than a C in any chem/biology class I took

My favorite is the shaking of the candy box so candy goes into the grills mouth

...

>u
>>>/youtubecommentsection/

Yes, we wouldn't win the olympics without them

...and they played a major role in developing this country