You may only post in this thread if your country eats eggs for breakfast

You may only post in this thread if your country eats eggs for breakfast.

I ate eggs for dinner

Posting

You may only post in this thread if you smoke weed for breakfast

You are doing it wrong.

dont talk to me unless you only eat yard eggs from your chickens

>2016
>still eating chicken ovulation
yes

posting

I eat cereal

does egg roll count?

Who doesnt desu

Argentine nutrtitionists and their Italian ancestors

post traditional breakfast

Top tier breakfast, that's how it's done in Tabasco as well.

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Egg custards here. Do they count?

Whats that black stuff, and white stuff next to it?

Same here bro

Cheese and fried beans

YESSSS!!!!
btw i like egg custard :3

Tabasco and Soconusco is Guatemala, so

Soconusco is literally Aztec colony, fuck off

Also, we're taking all the Petén and Belice as well

Mind your words
Or you will not have much Guatemala left

If you have time to make eggs in the weekday morning you're either unemployed or a liar.

What? Making eggs literally takes no time.

> I eat m&s baked beans for breakfast

fuck you
Los Altos will rise again and take what is rightfully ours

What kind of a fucking barbarian doesn't eat eggs for breakfast?

Hello fellow egg-eating brethren. I hope you all had an eggsellent start to your days with eggs. (:

Don't mind me. I'm just eggscited for this thread.

Holy shit I have got to hit up the local Mexican eateries and see if they serve anything like this.

why we have to 'make egg'
when you can just "buy" it from nearby breakfast shop deus

That looks tasty.

This. Who the fuck wakes up to the shitty reality that is your life before you absolutely have to?

Come at me

Scrambled master race reporting in

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> northern euro doesn't care what he stuffs down his gullet as long as it gets the job done
Is this real life?

British people make eggs by sitting on them first to warm it up, then they put it on the griddle. King Henry XVIII did it that way, and you know the British and their monarchy.

That's why they're so asinine about their tea, and they call bacon "Jambon". British breakfast is very fussy.

What a sad life you must endure

There are 2 variations, sandwiched or it serve on a plate with the bread

The day starts with the sun rising and for much of the year that is closer to lunchtime.

Before that I'm a walking zombie.

Does everyone there get up just before lunch or just you?

No, I wake up at 0700, but am in bad mood until sunrise.

>Wake up at 7am
>Sun isn't up yet
Trippy. Even in the middle of winter here it's up by 6am.

Jesus Christ how horrifying

Yeah walking around in the daylight. It's a real nightmare that one.

In the North there's literally no sun then. I celebrated Christmas in Kirkenes one year and that was really trippy. It's just always night for months.

Actually sounds interesting.

Sounds interesting, Legitimately depressing

True

I don't eat eggs

Egg and anchovies motherfuckers! do you eat it!?

It does a bit. I'd probably only do it if I could tee up some LSD once I got to Norway. But I wouldn't like my chances.

I always have 2 for breekky

Will this do?