Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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Hello.
I'm fine, thank you.
And you?

英語の授業時間

フランス人よりドイツ人の方が英語ずっと上手いイメージあるけど
フランス人の方が小さい頃から勉強してるのか

フィンランドで日本語が正規科目として採用ですって!
みんなで日本語を教えに行きましょうよ!
Japanese, Mandarin and Arabic now on official school curriculum | Yle Uutiset | yle.fi yle.fi/uutiset/9078350

童貞って何か悪い?

悪かないけど
どっちにせよ捨てる予定なんだろ?

べ、別に、何も悪くないよ~

またこれか

たぶん、もうすぐに捨てる機会が来る

あのあと首都に移った?
なんかデカい街行くとか言ってなかったっけ

>mandarin official curriculum in japanese schools

Japanese is retarded. Would never learn it.

did Sazae San really do an episode on the taepodong missile?

haven't watched that shitty show since I was a kid

文法ドイツ語だしね
単語はフランス語だけど

日本人の美女の写真を見せろ

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fuck godan verbs

If I wanted I would. It isn't too hard actually.

接して漏らさず

AESTHETICS

I miss Japan

I got lots of attention from qts just for being 183cm

Can I eat some Japanese woman's anal after mastering Japanese?

you're ugly, though, just dream on

Of course you can.
You can even eat mine without mastering Japanese.

You got attention because you were sharting in your pants

But I just got back from japan where i hooked up with qts

Are you a female?

You are a very humble man.
I'm sure your charm isn't just your height.

>Japanese is retarded. Would never learn it.
>Can I eat some Japanese woman's anal after mastering Japanese?

What is this person

you were just dreaming, bro

There are only girls on this thread.

外人の荒らしってなんでこうもセンス無いんだろうと毎回思う

give me your skype, on the double!

wrong pic

you can't lick my anal on skype though.

I'd have you come over here then. C'mon, let's share our skype names, I'm an alpha deep inside.

>when you alone in china trying to get cheap goods for your country but around there are 1.4 billion chinese ready to cheat you

youtube.com/watch?v=RDieau6lYQo

こいつアナイプも知らんのかwww

git out

ウクライナの国旗は目がチカチカする

please, babe

>when you return to peru after 10 months in china with an unbelievable super cheap container

youtube.com/watch?v=UvGD-QmHBoA

こんち!

ぃよう!

youtu.be/Tiv5NKJsRkU?t=7m5s
What did they mean by this?

alright, what if I give you my skype? Would you add me?

Konchi in russian means asking for seminal fluid. Just reminding

I will, khorosho? Even I have no skype account

Alright, this thread is mine

no
no

>this thread is mine
なんでやねん

don't ignore me, pray

Alright, this thread is wine

fuck you, stupid jap

bourbon house thread ?

Mine thread is this thread

there is just one enemy left, the hardest to defeat,
17000 k far, a massive beast, the ultimate barrier is waiting for me, but I dont fear, I have the right weapons to slay the monster

youtube.com/watch?v=nSExl2TZkn8

I'm sure it's just a parody not real show

死んだスレ

I'm sure it's just a parody

キリが言ってた「普通の日本人の英語教師に対する意見」ってこれのことかいw
ずいぶん偏向的な編集するんだな

眼光鋭いな

death to all the japs

これに行く

そういえば、沙羅おばちゃんはどうなったんだろう?もう見かけない

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実はね
おなら透かすの上手だよ

ニートでその特技って、おまえ無敵じゃん!

I'm a very hot alpha male, I jerk off 6 times a day

実はね
ニートじゃないざう!

てことは、ニートじゃなくてその特技
気を付けろ!リア充ってことでみんなから敵視されるぞ!
SPつけろSP、な、転ばぬ先の杖だ

結構な歳だったから老衰で死んだのかもしれない

Really?

電磁場と電界はどう違う?

yes, believe me

ニュートリノが在るのが電磁場
無いのが磁界
つまりほとんど同じ

磁界もあんねんで

ニートなら俺だ。
でも、趣味のサイトでアフィリエイト収入があるから正確に言うとニートではない。
先月の利益は60円。毎月300~500円儲かっていたのに急に減ってしまってちょっとショック。

>毎月300~500円儲かっていたのに
アラブの石油王みたいな生活送ってたのか

>趣味
釣り?バイク?音響機器?

ポジティブ・ライフ

>183
That's borderline manlet

THE ILLUMINATI GOT HIM

HE IS OUT FOR 6 MONTHS

>eyes of nigga

>Don't talk to me or my son ever again

...

お前ネオニートじゃねーか
焼肉奢ってくれよ

kek blyat

Have you ever been to winery in Katsunuma?
I tasted 貴腐wine there,It was so yummy.

>貴腐ワイン

harro my name is takeshi desu

prease come and spend money in japan, japanese rove foreign people

www bakagaijin wo kanzen ni damashita ne www

そういや、妊娠中と言ってたが、その後の話を聞かないね。
子供か自分の体調が悪くて、ネットどころじゃないのかな?

en.rfi.fr/france/20160904-thousands-french-chinese-protest-racist-attacks-paris
replace racist by muslims

kek
Is it too sweet to you?

甘いやつじゃないのか?

Je suis Charlie! Italiens est putains! XD

バイトの身分で1000円もするワインを買ってしまった