I know Strayans banter Americans to death on here, but what is the average Australian's opinion of average Americans in real life? I would love to go to Australia on vacation, but from what I've read it seems Americans have a bad reputation there. If I don't act like the stereotypical socks-and-sandals, jean-shorts, tucked-in-US-flag-shirt wearing American tourist, will I have a better time?
I know Strayans banter Americans to death on here...
Austin Morris
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Nathan Adams
>but from what I've read it seems Americans have a bad reputation there
Americans have bad rep everywhere what are you playing at
Jack Clark
I like most of the Americans I meet. They're brash, egotistical and full of confidence that every single human on earth wants to be exactly like them.
But that can be kinda charming in it's own way. They're annoying when they get up on their soapbox and start criticizing your country and just telling you you're wrong, but if they do it with a bit of banter and humour it's cool.
I have had a penpal in Texas for years, top bloke. Full innawoods survival man who does everything by himself.
Up until very recently I used to drink with this bloke from some little place in Illinois, just a bantersaurus rex. Always up for a beer. He thought it was pretty frustrating how flaky and non-commital Australian people are. But he managed to fuck a fair few women while over here.
When I think of a "typical american tourist" I think of that family from In Bruges
Thomas Davis
Weren't they Canadian?
Also, my best friend here's an exchange student from Perth. It sounds pretty swell over there tbqh.
Brayden White
Nah, the Canadians were the couple in the restaurant.
I think the anti american sentiment was more prevalent in my old man's generation. He banned us from celebrating Halloween and is still very anti american. Most people my age don't really care.
Dominic Johnson
That's good. I remember getting yelled at by some French people for wearing a USA #1 hat when I visited right before Iraq started. I was 7 years old and they gave me a baguette and apologized when I started crying. Anti-americanism hurts
Jaxon Harris
My old man is a 66 year old lefty. He hated the Vietnam war, he hates the hypocrisy of people like Ayn Rand, he hates the rise of the corporation (like Grapes of Wrath sorta thing), he hates funz, he hates the whole blood for oil thing, he hates the culture of suing people because your coffee cup didn't have a warning label on it, the way you guys give climate skeptics so much air time. Those are the sorts of things he thinks about America.
He's not the sort of bloke who would do anything to upset a child, but that is a measure of what you are up against.
Blake Jenkins
>He banned us from celebrating Halloween and is still very anti american.
Boomers in Australia always get buttdevestated about Halloween for some reason.
>hurrr we're getting too Americanised
Despite the fact that Halloween has it's roots in the UK, where the vast majority of our heritage and culture is from.
James Kelly
we had this American exchange student in high school, he left after 3 days because he called fairy floss 'cotton candy' and that became his nickname
it was a harmless nickname but he got so upset about it that the entire school (800 kids) eventually heard he couldn't handle banter
even little 13 year olds in their first year of high school were calling him cotton candy or candy arse and I think the american was like 16 or 17 at the time
americans are a funny bunch
Mason Lee
Anthony Fisher
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Carson Rivera
Death to Seppos!
John Morris
Yeah, I love Halloween now
Carson Phillips
If you are talking to an Aussie in a bar you HAVE TO buy him a beer or be seen as a rude seppo cunt. Don't worry, he will get the next round.
Jonathan Hughes
Telling people your country is shit and not acting like the stereotypical American tourist is an effective way to get people on side. It's not that we hate America, but Australians on the whole can't fucking stand proud people.
Samuel Jackson
It depends on where you go. Sydney is probably naturally bad towards all tourists because it's literally tourist capital of Australia and I'd get sick of seeing a gorillion tourists a day. Melbourne seems pretty for tourists, when I was there, they were really good to tourists and having heaps to see and do is a bonus. Any other of the smaller sleepy cities probably wont care that you're American as much as long as you not making an asshole of yourself and are generally nice to people. I mean, George Lucas came to my city, sat in the most busy food court in the CBD and literally like 2 people noticed and no one made a fuss.
Brandon Peterson
>fairy floss
>top fucking kek
Ian Martin
Australians get buttblasted by American tourists because they can't handle strong american banter.
And quite frankly they're jealous we come over and effortlessly bang all of their women
William Torres
>this is american banter
Easton Hernandez
ameriBROS don't banter on the internet because we're too busy snappin necks and cashin checks
Evan Mitchell
This my dad hated when I used the American name for anything, ignore my flag Aus fag here
Connor Fisher
Why didn't australia like america?
Bentley Perez
Howling at how bad these bants are
Evan Brooks
it's mainly the people that inhabit it
Nathaniel Morales
Is that really Aussie culture? Man I should move there. I hate the way Americans are pussies. But I do like your grandfather
Brandon Jones
You want in on this too 'mate'?
Better watch your step Nigel might spill your tea
>Britain BTFO!!!!!
Elijah Evans
>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
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>downright draconian gun laws
Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned in cuckfailia. Most people own shitty .22lr bolt action rifles or fuddshit double barrel shotguns.
>need a license for fucking air rifles
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>airsoft is banned
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>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
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>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
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>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
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>smokeless tobacco is banned
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>toys containing beads are banned
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>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
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>plain packaging on cigarettes
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>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
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>video games are expensive as shit
Self-explanatory
>cannot carry anything for self-defense
Lincoln Carter
mate you better watch your step or your dads splooge will leak from your arsehole
Jordan Nguyen
i like how you have this list ready to go whenever anybody wants to talk about australia. why don't you fix your own country before complaining about ours?
Joshua Morris
The fact i dont know whether your being ironic just makes it funnier.
Caleb Gutierrez
Most of the country is apathetic towards most Americans, there is a little leaning to the negative and positive like anywhere or anyone else. If you think it will give you any special privileges or disadvantages, you highly overrate your own opinion and worth!
I'm in the positive side of liking Americans as I was in the military, served alongside them, did 6 months in the US training their grunts and got a bit of a chance to see some of the place.
Hunter Jenkins
>but...but....americans are fat!
AusFAILia on suicide watch
Will they ever recover?
Cooper Jackson
also jokes on you i'm not even australian
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Mason Cox
hey look, there he is
Isaiah Sanders
>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis
Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.
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AUSKEKS HAVE TO SHITPOST BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THRILL THEY HAVE LEFT KEK
Levi Scott
I bet that's what you like to think about gay boy
Can't hang with the big boys?
Nolan Garcia
>Can't hang with the big boys?
Not all of us are 500lb
Kayden Fisher
>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>3news.co.nz
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
Lucas Myers
>American banter
Nolan Miller
American """banter""" just comes across desperate and forced. I mean, why wouldn't it? They haven't got a "banter culture".
Henry Long
Runs in the metaphorical family, doesn't it.
Brandon Nguyen
I don't know what to think of this...
Colton Sanders
>Calls Australia
>From the same cunt that banned kindler eggs, European cheese, have the harshest copyright laws, has Florida as a state, and have some of the most random state laws.
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Jeremiah Sanders
not baner pham. fuck cuckfailia
Jackson Young
Yeah, Germans don't have don't have a "banter culture" either
Luke Foster
Why is this a bad thing?
We have a better HDI because of shit like this.
John Garcia
Alright, damn, I'll give it to you, that's a clever reply.
Ryan Campbell
>this triggers the britbong
Matthew Bell
>Be British
>Wake up
>Remind /ck/ that we enjoy the traditional English breakfast and they're all uncultured and plebs
>Create another thread about how only us Britons can brew tea correctly
>Make some Lipton tea to which I add copious amounts of milk and sugar in order to cover up the chlorine taste
>As for breakfast I skillfully craft frozen "pork faggots" to which I add marmite in an attempt to convince myself I actually like it
>Go to the bathroom and take a shit
>CCTV camera above my toilet spots me not using adequate amounts of toilet paper
>Fined £250
>Open /o/
>Find any thread I can about American cars, shitpost about them and how they're all terrible
>Time to leave for work!
>As I'm walking to my 400cc Renault LeHomeau I notice my neighbor Muhammad has also purchased the same car. I'm envious as his wife let him buy the Super Sport Premium Sport XTFRS-KR version which is 430cc which is a blazing-fast 34 seconds to 100kph.
>Head back inside to shitpost on /o/ some more about American car quali- bollocks did my plastic door panel just fall off again
>Okay now I'm late so I really need to leave for work now
>The CCTV camera in my driveway catches this and I'm fined £500 for improper vehicle maintenance
>The fine didn't actually show up for seven days
>Receive another fine for £600 not paying the aforementioned fine within two days of the infraction
>Pull my phone out
>Make a thread on /o/ about how I'm going to be driving on glorious European roads and how Americans are jealous
>Merge onto the A4
>After 28 seconds I'm finally at the speed limit
>Fined £120 for inadequate acceleration
>Traffic up ahead causing me to brake harshly
>Get rear-ended by Achmed Jihadfalafelallah
>Ask him for insurance information
>He doesn't have insurance
>Call the police
>Fined £5,000 for being insensitive to Achmed's feelings
Jace Martin
>ban on european cheese
bullshit
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we already have multiple states where weed is legal. you tax all legal drugs to shit and weed is still legal everywhere in ur cunt
Brandon Phillips
american men like watching black men fuck their girlfriends.
Mason Gonzalez
I'm not trying to be clever. I'm only telling the truth.
Isaac Wood
>from what I've read it seems Americans have a bad reputation there
You have a bad reputation everywhere, and it's unlikely to ever change.
Just keep being you.
Carson Diaz
You actually took the time to typed that out, your an absolute madman
Cooper Barnes
Wake up in the morning feeling a need to fart
Grab my gun, I'm out the door; I'm gonna hit this mart
Before I leave, fill my gut with a burger or two
Cause when I shop, I always gotta poo
I'm talking skid marks on my clothes, clothes
Shit running to my toes, toes
People always hold their nose, nose
Muffin-topping, eating our favourite burgers
Rolling on the scooters
Racing all the poopers
Had to shart, in the mart
Really tried to fart
Tonight, Imma binge
Till my belt comes off the hinge
Tick-tock, on the scales
My diet's gonna fail, yes
Dylan Barnes
Most are pretty self-righteous and get a bit offended at the bantz. But overall, pretty top blokes.
I remember going on exchange and hanging out with some african-americans in a college. Pretty funny people desu, and I had some top bantz with them.
Also hung out with some white americans, latino americans and they were top blokes too.
I don't know, maybe I'm just a socialbe kind of bloke, I'm ENTJ after all.
But for the love of god, lighten the fuck up and quit whining and bitching about race.
You're ultimately more divided by class, culture and gender. Get that BLM/ alt-right bullshit sorted out. It's not getting you anywhere.
Dominic Robinson
This fella has a well developed copy-pasta culture
If he'd made it up and it wasn't just living on a note file on his computer, he'd get points for autism at least
Chase Sullivan
Camden Wright
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Carter Russell
delete this
Josiah Cooper
Yeah they are rank 1 in the world for worst tourists
Oliver Brooks
cringe
Owen Howard
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Kayden Ramirez
people only like being snide to americans behind their back to be hip, when they come face to face with one they treat them like their best friend and girls drop their panties to flirt
t. worked in an inner city pub that gets a lot of american expats and students
Xavier Baker
>Australian cuisine
Dylan Rogers
I knew this thread would devolve into dog shit.
You guys are making all Americans look like dog shit.
Thankfully, nobody has ever or ever will give a fuck about Australia, so it doesn't matter if a thread dedicated to them 404s
Nolan Russell
We do. Australians are loved across the globe while you poofs have to sit in the corner and sulk. kek, stupid yank
Evan Morgan
We are literally our own continent
Hunter Cox
wot
Isaiah Thomas
I've enjoyed most Americans I've come across and found them friendly as tourist. They like to socialise and interact with us it seems.
Come on by I guess
Nathaniel Young
Most of us like Americans.
You'll probably still get bantered
Evan Cruz
>what is the average Australian's opinion of average Americans in real life
Everyone hates Americans regardless of whether they've actually met one or not. I'm not sure why.
Liam Peterson
can't tell if the americans itt are extremely buttblasted, meming or both
Nathan Ramirez
Average Aussie pities the yank.
USA is a country filled with non-whites (particularly taco bros and basketball Americans) and much more crime than Aus.
Still funny though.
Juan Garcia
>suing people because your coffee cup didn't have a warning label on it
Everyone always brings this up as a negative example of the US's litigious culture, but that case was entirely reasonable. The woman only sued for a few thousand in medical bills, because the coffee melted her clothes and gave her third degree burns on her lap and groin. She was unable to walk for years.
Gabriel Sullivan
>American banter
Easton Brooks
>tfw ausGOD on holiday in the usa
I feel as if you retards should know what our accents sound like. Stop asking me where im from
Eli Torres
where are you from
Mason Ramirez
A lot of people can't tell nz from Aus and even Britain sometimes.
Justin Barnes
>A lot of *Americans can't tell nz from Aus and even Britain sometimes.
Why are Americans so completely accent-deaf?
Chase Stewart
Australians hate white people though
Ryan Gonzalez
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Christian Barnes
We're only ever exposed to them as British accents. Average American couldn't tell apart the different British accents though.
Most we can tell apart are Scottish/"British"/Irish
Joseph Barnes
Check these dubs
John Hill
>Most we can tell apart are Scottish/"British"/Irish
I'm glad you highlighted that "British" bit.
I'll tell you a secret. If you ever want to trigger an Englishman, always refer to him as British, particularly if you then always refer to Scots as Scottish.
Julian Cook
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Jeremiah Davis
>bateman_pointing.jpg
Zachary Rivera
When I was in the USA some asked me if i was a fucking aussie
Elijah Cooper
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Xavier Moore
What's the difference between NZ and Aus accents?
Logan Gomez
I can't tell Aussie and British accents apart
Kevin Bailey
Not much, but don't tell them that.
Jaxon Martinez
You're a retard
Leo Miller
You're a nigger
Noah Bell
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Carson Harris
Dumb frogposter
Austin King
You're just dumb
Christian Stewart
At least I'm not a frogposting nigger
Liam Cruz
wew it's the terminally assblasted amerifat
if any of you lads remember riley (pbuh) this guy is his second coming
Austin Martinez
Is that really the best you can do?