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protestantism edition

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i'm an og /brit/yank who's been hating on the irish for years

Canadian thread.

Northern Ireland has nothing to do with Britain.

Bit rude of you 2bqh

>i'm an og /brit/yank who's been hating on the irish for years

cold out

teach me english, Paki senpai.

fuck off micked you cretin

>Kids are back at school
>I'm laying in bed smoking and shitposting on 4chin

Being an adult NEET sucks most of the time. MOST of the time.

fuck you

fuck off slavshit

Don't understand the Irish hate at all.

>tfw no banterous bruce housemate

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cold out

i can see them walking past my house

if only the girls uniforms were more revealing

Fahrenheit makes more sense to me as a scientist than Celsius. Celsius is too complicated and convoluted for practical use.

Just wondering why you're so obsessed with ulster-scots? Haha

>fuck off micked you cretin

>64469521
Canadian.

jesus christ, did you follow me to /brit/ exclusively to b8? are you obsessed with me or smth?

i'm hacking your ip as we speak

...

bit gay

Alright lads the Yanks are being nice to the Irish again I can confirm it is now cool to resent them.

dont reply to pedoyid

Really not attracted to white women anymore. Am I turning into a degenerate?

>Americans

Whiskey tango on your 6

very common prank bro
might try it myself

Irish are all massive Ameriboos because that's where most Irish live

Because of the 2nd giant wave of Irish immigration in the early 1900s (first was in the mid 1800s) many have retained purely Irish blood (no germ or Anglo admixture) especially in the Northeast

I'm disabled Australian in wheelchair with mild cerebral palsy, I like to jerk off and bait Russians, AMA.

majority of that was just cuntish

@64469549
fuck off slavshit

who /RUFF/ here?

mild cerebral palsy probably wouldn't confine you to a wheelchair

haha same but with white men.

@64469598
fuck off slavshit

had a dream i had a black gf but at one stage it was dark and i think i told her off when i meant to only tell her friends off because i couldnt tell the difference between them

I rule /brit/. The game is mine. I deal the cards

Failed mine the first time due to a clean shaven bag

Had to wait a while before the hair grew back before I could undergo the examination again

excuse me sweety are you the one with cerebral palsy ;)

*buys the thread a round of drinks* no need to thank me boys, but if you want to just join me in stall number 3 in the loo in 5

>m-my great great grandad once met a man from ireland on the bus and all I drink is guiness
>pureblooded celt fuck taigs :^)

oh, indeed. that australian thing can move on its own. interesting.

up the celtic up the ra

who /gay/ here?

fuck off paddy

...

Wanna die

third eye status: awoken

same

you lmfao

Want him to die

just lost my pokemon save state lads
post wojak

im a sissi negboi who needs to get pozzed up

>irish have an obsession with death
fuck off paddies

Is he gone

who the fuck was that on the left at the end

no

me & the lads in Zante [crying laughter emoji]

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That's because paddies are only good at dying

>Pride
don't blame the rest of us because you're ashamed of your sodomy

alri lads wish i had some friends haha x

Automatic left swipes on Tinder:

>black
>fat
>single mother
>bio includes "I'm a feminist/liberal/atheist etc"

Aside from that I'm good to go

These are realistic standards

t. paddy

no

Yeah I can see those as being reasonable.

post fucking machines

shut up and post fucking machines

Automatic left swipes on Tinder:

>uses tinder

Aside from that I'm good to go

These are realistic standards

>don't blame the rest of us because you're ashamed of your sodomy

what about pre fucking machines

Automatic left swipes on Tinder:

>Is anything other than English tory

Aside from that I'm good to go

These are realistic standards

Anyone else here stupid?

Thought I was average intelligence but after ruminating on it for awhile I've came to the conclusion that I've been deluding myself and I'm actually a fucking idiot.

cool mate, don't remember asking though so keep it to yourself in future yeah?

embellishing the ol' curriculum vitae with some white lies

>don't blame the rest of us because you're ashamed of your sodomy

lads called my gf mephistophelian and she threw a tantrum

smfh

I think so
I was smarter than my peers in school, but I never really progressed further than that, everyone else did

Don't tell me what to do okay sweetie x

I'll do as I fucking please you little worm

you've lost your slop privileges for the next 2 weeks

Einstein was a complete wasteman until his 30s

Bounced the gfs head off the floor again lads

pre fucking machines
post fucking machines
get it?

oh joy its a dad comes in the living room and eats cereal really loudly episode

>don't blame the rest of us because you're ashamed of your sodomy

haha classic lad, what yarn are you spinning this time?

alright, we get it

W-What do people who don't play videogames do in their free time?

I recently lost interest in games and now I'm just waiting until uni starts because there's literally NOTHING to do on this godforsaken earth without games.

>don't blame the rest of us because you're ashamed of your sodomy

Bit risky browsing /brit/ in front of your dad 2bqh

>tfw terrified of getting a haircut and still being fuck-ugly afterwards

>alright, we get it

unironically did this to my dog

wouldn't stop barking so i gave him a swift kick to the legs, broke his legs, thought dogs work the same way as horses - if they break their legs you have to put them down. Cant afford going to a vet so just picked him up sorta suplexed him.

Threw him in the recycle bins after tbqh

I got so stoned last night that I was struggling to walk. I actually started freaking out a little bit too because of how off my head I was.

I'd took 300mg of codeine beforehand so that might be why I got so high?

/brit/ is lightweight

Barbara Streisand is on Sixty Minutes complaining about Trump bullying Hillary lmao

Do some reading

on my laptop in the corner tbf

haha banter