Mfw I have 4 italian ancestors that were born in the 1870s

>mfw I have 4 italian ancestors that were born in the 1870s
>mfw I am a natural italian citizen by italian constitution
:DDDD

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what a coincidence, I am Greek

RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fuck you, you sell them as if they were candies and all the argentinigger muh hertiages come to Spain instead of Italy

I'm seriously surprized there's still """italian""" south americans in the Americas. Why aren't you all in Europe yet?

>Italy doing it again

:^)

Next time, do not steal our clay

why? life is good here :D

Kek this.

"I'm italian and thereforebnot sudaca, fuck south american panchitos rite fellow euros?" t. Every argentinian person in Spain

Kek ok I laughed. Now tell me the real reason.

its your own fault, idiot.

the only reason south americans arent swarming to italy is because you have no jobs.

I met another of you Hues with an Italian passport despite no one in his family being in Italy for 3 generations. Kind of weird.
No, for some reason this is an actual thing.

I am serious lol. there is bunda family friends and our culture is much more relaxed and laid back than european ones. Also our worker rights are better than Spain

If it makes you feel any better, I am too.

Yo soy El hombre, mi amigo. Lo siento.

R8 my Spanish, just done the introductions on duolingo.

I am Italian

...

Why don't you fags just get an argie gf?

>I am The Man, my friend. I'm sorry

what did he mean by this?

>I'm italian and thereforebnot sudaca, fuck south american panchitos rite fellow euros?"
We get basically the same thing,
"I'm 120% full Italian heritage and therefore European and not Hispanic. Forget my swarthy appearance I am 100% white just like you white Americans."

Okay? I hope you are supporting your motherland

That's what I meant.
Gotta remember, only level one on duolingo.
Started watching narcos and was like "Spanish sounds pretty cool, gotta learn it"

Yo soy Griego.
Yo soy el Hefe
t.4 years of high school Spanish.

per essere onesto mi piace molto l'Italia e la sua cultura e voglio un giorno andare lì :D

La plama or el plumo?

how is this even legal when we are the same shengen system?

you are ruining the whole system with sea taxi for refugees and this

>hefe
>h

Is it not plata or plumo?

:DDDDDDDDDD

Stai supportando l'Italia, comprando i suoi prodotti?

that was for italiens not for that brazil monkey

Because only Italian diaspora has access, and the Italian bureaucracy is a pain in the ass to deal with.

io guido un Fiat Marea, e sempre prendo pasta fabbricatta in Italia, giusto?

Great m8. I have dutch citizenship and I don't even know how to speak dutch.

>PASPOORT

How old are you?

I have a Turkish passport and I don't even look Turkish or speak the language.

21

They're too white for my tastes.

t. Mehmet bin-Mehmet

But we have no jobs and they swarm us anyways.

>finnish coat of arms is a lion stabbing it's own head

How's life there, mate?

I thought you are too old.
Sorry.

But that sentence doesn't mean anything. What does it mean to be "The Man" and what's wrong about it that makes you say sorry?

relax my japanese friend :D

How are those "are slavs white" thread going for you?

Am proud. Buying more products made in Italy can only strengthen our bonds

>be from brazil
>have a pasPOORt

The language, son. You have doomed yourselves in 1492

I'm the man, I'm sorry (you're not)..

They're literally the only words I know.

What Spanish should I focus on for simplicity? Castiallian or a south American version?

In simplicity they're literally the same, the main difference between spanish dialects is vocabulary. Also there's no "south american version", different places in south america have different versions.

Do you like c and z sounding like "th" or like "s"? Is the only important difference.

>even considering Spanish Spanish

Do you intentionally want to sound like a sissy faggot? Adopt the lisp then.

CHI

I'd sooner sound like Don Pablo

>lisp

Meme argument, "th" is not even a femenine or masculine sound. South american is objectively more sissy simply because it's spoken like they're singing.

You don't have to be a male or a female to be a faggot my xir :^)

There are actual jobs here and more growing opportunities, the real question is why haven't you left Europe yet?

Castiallian or Colombian Spanish - which sounds better to the ear?

Colombian. They speak very well

la plata o el plomo

Colombian and Mexican are the most easy to understand

this, their spanish is very high pitched and whiny to the point that sometimes is difficult to tell apart women from men

Cállate, marica. Col. Carillo par siempre!

:'(

Life here is legitimately good for some and really bad for others, the ruse is making foreigners think we all live in favelas

Are there any resources for Colombian?
Dún do bhéal, duine aerach.

>Happy to be Italian
LOL

>colombian

after watching la vendedora de rosas and considering that 90% of colombians are like the ones portrayed in that movie I would say no

Rude

he is right tho

toilet paper is worth more than italian passport

Spanish Citizen here! I always vote for Rajoy in the Spanish embassy.

>mfw I voted for Berlusconi last election

>Czech Republic bringing the savage

Wtf 2bh

>Spanish Citizen

is it time for listening the "muh galician heritage"? yes, it is time for listening the "muh galician heritage".

Because I studied a worthless degree so there's no job for me anywhere

Czech'd

>2017
>he wants to be Italian, not American

more like happy to get access to the shengen area without restrictions

Daily reminder that Czech Republic is known worldwide for Czech Hunter. Gay porn is to Czech Republic what Bjork is to Iceland.

>wanting to be american
would rather die

>Because I studied a worthless degree so there's no job for me anywhere

Are you me? Remember, you gotta study something you love, even if it has 0% job oportunity ;^)

As long as you dont vote for Communists Leftist cucks urokay.
A lot of Argentinians here shame your country like Echenique the guy in the wheelchair and the leftist-Separatist Catalonian-Argentinian nun on TV

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la vendedora de rosas usa el acento de la gente pobre en Medellin y este pais es el doble de grande que españa. Si los acentos varian en españa, imagina como es aca
youtube.com/watch?v=y8NYwcK7BWo

spanishincolombia.gov.co/en/
Also, colombian youtubers

I can't right now, but let's imagine I posted a frustrated crying Wojack here.

I like czeska good gay porn

daily reminder that argentina is only known for bankrupcy and as secret heaven for criminals


culture? bunga bunga nigger culture
food? cheap copypasta
economy? balkan tier
sport? one overrated manlet

I have been to the "centro de emprego"
The face they made when i told them the degree i took... It was literally a "you dun' goofe'd my son" look.
The only jobs i have available now are those kinds of jobs that teachers would threat you with to make you study.

2bh what ia czech republic known for except for czechslovakia?

still living from your granma pension pedro?

Damn Niggertina just got Czehk'd

At least here this is very famous
youtube.com/watch?v=5T_uxoV5FuQ

Dunno if people knows it's czech tho.

another big czech hit

youtube.com/watch?v=vfc42Pb5RA8

Q U I N T S

Nah nobody knows this one, only Jozin z Bazin and youtube.com/watch?v=xWa9sJzgM4A

And I think this second one is russian or from some other slavdom.

>monkey education
pilsner beer

SHIIEEEETTT

Little Caprice

its russian from bestonia

what is the biggest hit in spicsdom?

That Germans and Russians go there to find girls for porn movies

That's not me and I'm not ethnically Turkish, both my parents are Finnish. I got the passport because I was born there while my father worked in Turkey.

and guys for gay porn dont forget that