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the missus edition

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grime

Where did you get this picture of my wife?

mirge

might start reading history books 2bh

good idea lad

the bf

need to do a poo but want to wait until tomorrow

first for sibling inferiority

Fucking bizarre desu. HRT?

>early
>already a thread up
good job you knob

Jenna!

are you the younger sibling too?

>looks more manly than me

so unfair than mentally ill trannies can get test for free and I can't

its a mouth with one tooth

I'll show you a mouth with one tooth in a minute mate if you don't pack it in, swear to fuck

then why doesn't it ever open and close?

yeman
pretty typical for the younger one to fuck up i think

Incest videos intensely anger me. Quite often the pornstar in them is really hot, and it's a pov, and they have to go and fuck it up with some forced gimmick.

Should you really arrogantly lump everyone from the Indian subcontinent together as 'pakis' when Hindus and Sikhs now mostly vote Conservative? Hindus and Sikhs are even more right-wing than the native population, whereas Muslims are the opposite

theguardian.com/politics/2015/may/24/one-million-minority-ethnic-votes-helped-tories-no-10

They also hate Muslims even more than white Rorkes

Hindus and Sikhs are bro-tier

Stay woke

having a wank

If you don't fuck your female relatives, you're being cucked.

don't follow

I have a sister and that would be weird because she looks like a female version of me.

Also she's a messy cunt and doesn't wash often enough

t. non-muslim paki

>Uni course
>mostly female
>nu male prof
>intimate class size (20 people)
>dominate discussion every class
>cutoff prof constantly
>very respected in class
>politics come up
>tell them Hillary is worse than trump
>now class pariah

Ah yes, liberals

>Hindus and Sikhs are bro-tier
Fuck off paki

all Pakis look alike to me

>a female version of me.
>a messy cunt and doesn't wash often enough

we heard you the first time, mate

do this all the time but I don't sperg out

What fucking course are you taking? Womens studies?

>not just saying they're both terrible and get hipster bonus points

...

i have a twin sister who's a lesbian and she asked me to impregnate her gf because they consider me the male version of her

i told them no and that they're weird for asking

*sniffs the air*
*winces in disgust at the reek of shit*

stop trying to force your thread lmoa

how am i supposed to him seriously without blue eyes

>yank politics
FUCK
OFF

Bit gay tbqh

I don't know why the thing of british people referring to any brown brit as a "paki" came about.

my best guess is that it was pakistani outhes who fell into conflict with white british chavs while indians were too sensible and law abiding to get involved very much, and so the white chavs developed a dislike of pakis in particular and started shouting "paki" .
and thereafter they just assumed that all brown people were pakis and started calling them pakis because their only experience was with the paki yobs that they used to have fights with, while other indians were too busy being successful and hard working.

>"B-but Trump is super racist n sheeit dude you shouldn't be able to support him! I can't believe you're so racist you don't want non-citizens to sneak in here all the time you racist bigot! Vote for this corrupt murderer instead!"

>taking sides in US politics
>in Canada

Pathetic but expected

Paki is the correct word though.
It just has a negative connotation because this country is rorke central.

fuck that, they might split up and then the bitch could hit me up for child support

also i wouldn't condemn an innocent child to being raised by dykes

>Missing an opportunity for impregnation

why did the name 'rasheed' stick when it comes to calling someone a paki on /brit/?

there are many more stereotypically paki names to choose from and rasheed is getting stale, I think we should pick another name

>becomes friends with a girl on facebook for uni
>her friends make suggestive comments on the friendship
don't like this

Sister literally asked me to do the same thing haha

Her gf is a aryan goddess, I'm gonna cum in that cup in a few months

Why is Paki considered an insult?

Took too much Tramadol. Ended up spewing my dinner on the floor. FFS

good man

Business idea: behead the pakis

Why is nigger considered an insult?

Yanks can fuck off.

68% of Americans are overweight. SIXTY-EIGHT. Keep that in mind every time you see their flag. There's a 68% chance that the poster is just a disgusting slob. You know why they're fat? Because they're stupid. Being fat is a symptom of an eating disorder, which means they have a sick mind. It's just as bad as being anorexic, only it's the opposite. Imagine if 68% of Americans were anorexic! No wonder their country is going to shit.

Americans like to come on here and act like their country is the greatest, but only the Japanese buy that "America is #1" bullshit. Let's be honest, they're pudgy mongrels and their politicians are evil imperialists.

The only land border we have is with the US. The state of America affects Canada a lot.

Oh look, it's the fat spastic from Sup Forums

Wait, do you get to fuck her? If not LMAO

I got an entire year of that even though the girl had a boyfriend. Every single person that saw us in uni thought we were a couple. Including a few lecturers.

Annoying as all fuck.

Post god tier driving songs

that song that comes on the radio while you're going down a long dark road and you just have to crank it up and cruise with your windows down.

youtube.com/watch?v=HRD0ghlFSgk

just a shortening of pakistani that got a negative connotation because nobody spoke positively of them lol

top lmao look how mad u are

Sounds about right

haha cuck

paki isn't the correct word when the person you're aiming it at is from india.

It's not like the entire indian subcontinent is pakistan.

yeah they wanted her impregnated naturally, still wouldn't do it in a million years though

The website has really gone downhill with all of the unironic racism.

1. It's my gfs partner I'm not a freak plus incest is illegal
2. Both are lesbians and penis virgins

>gf says she doesn't want to do anything for her birthday
>make small plans anyway, nothing special
>oh I'm going out with my friend on the Saturday now to celebrate

Ah yes wonderful, honestly need a good reason not to fucking bin her

alri Abdul, don't give yourself an anxiety attack now

don't need 2 soft pakis cutting themselves in this general

Not sure you understand that word.

6'1 and 140 lb here tho. your amerifat memes do nothing. NOTHING

what the fuck is wrong with his face?

>this country is rorke central
don't know what gigacuckland you're from if you think this country isn't full of pathetic pansy please-enrich-us pakilovers

sounds like she's about to bin u 2bh

Basically used as a racial slur to denigrate the folk that arrived here from the East Indies after WWII. Not exclusively directed at Pakistanis, but Indians, Bangladeshi, Sri Lankans. Also., now towards Arabs, Persians, etc., pretty much anyone from the Middle East

paki subcontinent*

that isn't incest

What? How the fuck is that incest?

maybe i do

t. brighton resident

don't know a single girl that has ever dated anyone for money
must be a yank thing

>I'm not a freak
You're also not very smart, it's not incest.

>not posting nightcall

ask a literal skinhead anything

Pretty sure the only place in the entire UK that would qualify as rorke central is norn iron

its a titanic meme song

youtube.com/watch?v=lTfQW_nA1s8

asian and yank thing tbqh

I dont know any girls btw

why don't you doop off?

>knowing multiple muslim names
Rasheed

why are yanks so obsessed with calling people faggots?

we all literally have skin on our heads, what makes you so special

watching a david cameron talk lads
no idea why

>Sky is literally white

Its this for the next 9 months lads

>women can only get pregnant up till about age 40 or so
>men still have functioning sperm at the age of 100
makes you think

Other user was clearly referring to my sister, no?

ah yes

*stares at the sky*

>yank """""humour"""""

don't you throw out bender like we do faggot?
Same for aussies and poof?

youtube.com/watch?v=aCJ0auISVZM