What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?
Things I will do: >sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C >Have her read books for me out loud >play music for me on musical instruments >Do our laundry together >Write computer programs together >wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them >collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder >draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters >remember things for me since she has perfect recall >Be my bodyguard >carry heavy things for me >be my personal fitness trainer >be my pillow/warmer and love making partner >Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis >Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words >Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry >Play dress up and choose fashions for her >Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together >Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps >Have her carry heavy things for me >go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on >do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things >Tell me funny stories and jokes >use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again >jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles >i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore >train mma together for fun and sports >go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests >secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol >brush our teeths together >play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes >touch her soft skin and hug her all the time >Animeeeeeee
btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway
Aiden Murphy
Also you can get the imouto version but it costs 1 Thousand times more
William Martinez
Makeup and anti-dust static field
Juan Turner
fug her
Chase Flores
have her chose a random day in the next 45 days to violently and brutally kill me in my sleep
William Cooper
how many proxies to you have to make the same exact thread verbatim
EVERY DAY
Luke Torres
We lost SakuraFish to leddit mods, I'm fine with this user fucking with the mods
Blake Green
this is anime fatwa against the moderation team
Brayden Sanders
I'LL COMMAND HER TO COMMIT SUICIDE IN PUBLIC PLACE
Tyler Parker
Illlyyyaaaa
Alexander Lewis
>tfw you try to look up pizzahut on your android gf
Angel Powell
lol
Evan Baker
>tfw your android gf asks you to recharge her battery
Ryan Hughes
I want to marry Liyu and have lots of babies
Cameron Richardson
Too bad for you, I already married Liyu and nakadashi'd in her tight cunny multiple times, ensuring she gets pregnant with my babbies.
Cameron Allen
*aborts your seed* nothing personel kiddo
Kayden Bell
if dubs op will get his android gf
Nathaniel Gray
rolling
Dylan Richardson
rerolling
Nicholas Moore
qt
Jace Ramirez
...
Jordan Bailey
have my fiancee service us while I fuck my android gf in her spot on the bed
Ian Rodriguez
rolling for OPs eternal happiness
Camden Wright
wtf is this a conspiracy
Camden Perez
you didn't get dubs, wow, it must be a conspiracy. shit thread
Luis Ramirez
>tfw op will die sad and alone without an android gf
Owen Fisher
does this count
Liam Foster
...
Daniel Russell
ok im calling it i definitely get a android gf thank you
Jeremiah Robinson
>tfw op will die sad and alone without an android gf Dubs and trips confirm.
Nicholas Hernandez
See if the toes are individually addressable.
Xavier Lee
qt
Oliver Morales
...
Matthew Watson
*turkik music plays
Jace Peterson
>those legs holy fuck, its a dude isnt it. Image fucking deleted.
Jordan Wright
uh oh
Parker Diaz
have her randomly chose a day in the next 45 days to brutally and violently kill me in my sleep
Evan Green
she can change her apperance with force fields and buy fertlizer in mass quantities from all over the state also
Grayson Watson
...
Juan Perez
Drawn by a female from the visual style ques.
Noah Sanchez
wtf freud
Andrew Perez
*rolls 1d-6* you get ... struck by lightning
Josiah Watson
elaborate or else
Andrew Cooper
*rolls 1d6* your gf DOESNT explode but you take 1 hit point of extreme third degree burns anyway
Blake Jenkins
The hair and the hands.
Still if a source was provided, we'd be able to verify it