What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

Things I will do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin and hug her all the time
>Animeeeeeee

btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway

Also you can get the imouto version but it costs 1 Thousand times more

Makeup and anti-dust static field

fug her

have her chose a random day in the next 45 days to violently and brutally kill me in my sleep

how many proxies to you have to make the same exact thread verbatim

EVERY DAY

We lost SakuraFish to leddit mods, I'm fine with this user fucking with the mods

this is anime fatwa against the moderation team

I'LL COMMAND HER TO COMMIT SUICIDE IN PUBLIC PLACE

Illlyyyaaaa

>tfw you try to look up pizzahut on your android gf

lol

>tfw your android gf asks you to recharge her battery

I want to marry Liyu and have lots of babies

Too bad for you, I already married Liyu and nakadashi'd in her tight cunny multiple times, ensuring she gets pregnant with my babbies.

*aborts your seed*
nothing personel kiddo

if dubs op will get his android gf

rolling

rerolling

qt

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have my fiancee service us while I fuck my android gf in her spot on the bed

rolling for OPs eternal happiness

wtf is this a conspiracy

you didn't get dubs, wow, it must be a conspiracy.
shit thread

>tfw op will die sad and alone without an android gf

does this count

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ok im calling it i definitely get a android gf thank you

>tfw op will die sad and alone without an android gf
Dubs and trips confirm.

See if the toes are individually addressable.

qt

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*turkik music plays

>those legs
holy fuck, its a dude isnt it. Image fucking deleted.

uh oh

have her randomly chose a day in the next 45 days to brutally and violently kill me in my sleep

she can change her apperance with force fields and buy fertlizer in mass quantities from all over the state also

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Drawn by a female from the visual style ques.

wtf freud

*rolls 1d-6*
you get ... struck by lightning

elaborate or else

*rolls 1d6*
your gf DOESNT explode but you take 1 hit point of extreme third degree burns anyway

The hair and the hands.

Still if a source was provided, we'd be able to verify it

interesting

I hope you get your android girlfriend op.

ty

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Is that anzu?

tsuruko