Are they white?

Are they white?

No. We are a proud african nation

Anything south of Braga is moorish.

The whitest

t. Alberto Barbosa

100% nordic

>be white murican with brown hair and blue eyes
>be waiting in line at the Rossio Pingo Doce in Lisbon
>Everyone there is French or German
>Cashier speaks English with all of them
>I go up to pay
>"Seite e cinquenta, obrigada"

Do I lose my white card now? Even in Baixa I was approached in PT.

They aren't pale but they're Euro fags just like the rest

Plenty of them are cumskins desu. Blue eyes aren't uncommon as well. Light hair is pretty rare but I have one tuga friend and her dad and sister are gingers.

We're fucking nordic shut the fuck up you piece of shit canadian wannabe irish nigger

>seite

Desculpe o meu português ruim, João.

Point is, I look pretty unquestionably white (not nordic, but white) and I didn't have any trouble passing for native in Portugal, even in tourist areas. Except Sintra.

I'm starting to truly believe 99% of americans are irrevocably retarded.

>mfw the favela monkey replied to me

I don't care, the girls make my dick go diamonds

Essa deveria ser a sua reação ao olhar no espelho. Ser retardado assim dá nojo mesmo, gringo de merda.

>aidstugal
>divorcetugal
>drugstugal
>poortugal
>wastetugal
>livingwithparentstugal
>moortugal

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>Memetugal

No but that's okay

you could look like a fucking scandinavian and nobody will think you're a foreigner unless you're sporting some tourist clothes and are visiting tourist sites...

why do you think you're some kind of special person?

I don't. I'm pointing out that you guys are white. I doubt people would mistake me for local in Japan or Saudi Arabia.

It's not really about me desu, just a relevant story

No, we are the beacon of african civilization.
We will unite every african country under one banner and conquer the stars and bring the african culture to other planetary species

Depends on how you define white.

Portugal is the sunniest country in Europe, everyone looks like they spent the day at the beach

Ahah!
Jokes on you i live in the north!

This desu. I saw the darkest people over there in beach towns. Usually everyone's skin tone was determined by their occupation.

Of course they are, look at their PM.

We are pure Suebi.

António Costa kind of rhymes with Alberto Barbosa

Not during 35+ ºC weeks like this one we're not.

Somebody send ice, ASAP

>comparing a fat seat-thieving indian brownie with the whitest KANG on Earth

Era dar-te com um gato morto nos olhos até miar.

Olá /luso/

They are the only white nation in Iberia. Spain is Berber and therefore Black and african.

is there a map like this for south america lad?

This is true we are 100000% Suebi therefore Germanic and Nordic.

.o/

Best I could find

North America looks like a happy Alien facing west.

Also this

Kek

If this is not white, then what is white?

Are they tugas? I though they were from norway

this is white.
if you don't have blonde hair and light eyes, then you're not white.

That is a photoshopped pic, i want to see real people

You mean germanic. Then you're not germanic.
being white is just a skin color

Lisbon men*

>men
that's a stretch and a half

she is finn, so not germanic.

photoshoped still

If this is not white, then what is white?

this is a half portuguese,half finish girl called anna abreu.I wonder where she got her eyes structure :pppppp

CUTE

Disgusting creature...

is this photoshopped too?
or have you ever seen white people irl?

Dyed hair and unhealthy pale skin tone

What is the point of being white?

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You attract superior black cock, if you are a woman

you do understand that it's normal to be that pale in nordic countries?

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Yeah sure...
Keep telling that to yourself, unhealthy pig skin

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There is nothing wrong with being brown like the colour of shit

how it's unhealthy to have WHITE skin?

Is this a girl, is this a brown turd? Who knows anymore...

>There is nothing wrong with being brown like the colour of shit

This. I like to eat shit btw.

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Lacking melanin is like lacking a limb

Reminder

I'm green eyes master race

why does sweden have extra chromosome

el moroANO

not a problem here

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Blue - Clean blue ocean
Green - Stagnated fetid water

What is she trying to achieve? a fucking tan?

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>ItaliANO

Luigi, vá-ti à lá puta merda, mourano filhi di putti

t. Alberto Barbosa

>have less sun than Spain
>still be brown

What the fuck south america.

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t. Albertti Barbozzi

t. Albertti Barbarossa

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I'm tired of brown pussy, where's the white pussy at????

haven't you forgotten? they're all italian white

Lusophones once again acting like uncivilized monkeys.
Nothing to see here boys

That means plenty of Bavarians, Swiss, and Austrians aren't Germanic.

All me

I WANT A WHITE PUSSY AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!

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but why?

Is this Picolé again?

Would bang

What is your point exactly? Everyone can pass as a native in Portugal, because the people are so varied.

But if you take a bunch of average Portuguese and put them in Western countries, most people will instantly see the majority of them as foreigners, say in Denmark. If you take a bunch of Czech people and put them in Denmark, the majority of them will not be seen as foreigners.

This is how you decide which nations are white and not, not special snowflakes.

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t. Alberto Barbosa

Thing is, even the average person really isn't that dark there. It's kinda like a cheerleader effect type thing. You get a bunch of slightly dark people together and suddenly they all look darker.

Almost all Portuguese I know have varying shades of brown hair, usually on the darker side (save for the random blondes and gingers), plenty are decently pale but a lot tan easily (the darker ones would get pale as fuck if you moved them to Seattle for the winter), and a clear majority have brown eyes but it's not rare at all to find people with blue or green eyes.

That being said, it's also not rare to find arab looking people, but the average Portuguese is basically just a white person with dark hair.

My dick needs it

I don't care man, I love Portugal but 9/10 of people would not pass the foreigner-test in white nations, it's as simple as that.