/nordic/

If you live within a coloured country, then you are welcome ITT.

hello my fellow Samis

NOridc

Why Greenland is attached to Norway instead of Denmark?

Brazil is nordic though

Because it didn't belong to Denmark until they stole it from Norway. Now we finally own it again.

What about Orkney and Shetland?

because greenland is norwegian clay. Norwegians colonized it during the union with denmark. After they split, denmark took iceland & greenland with them

We colonized it long before that. During viking age.

I don't think those are on the map buddy

>Norwegians colonized it during the union with denmark
Nope. Icelanders colonized it during the viking age, but the Norse in Greenland died off. Then centuries later Denmark recolonized.

Norway doesn't have shit on Greenland.

I could add them. The template map is too simple, apparently.

Thanks for welcoming me, my Nordic brothers.

t. Somalian in Norway

It's 15 degrees outside so Brazil is technically nordic

No one gives a shit about those inbred, irrelevant, deadbeat Anglo cuck rocks

Erik the Red was pure Norwegian desu.
>but the Norse in Greenland died off.
>making shit up

>Icelanders colonized it
stupid kraut-dane... Icelanders were norwegians you fool

>>but the Norse in Greenland died off.
>>making shit up
>Norwegian education

By that logic Norwegians are Danes.

Erik was not even an "Icelander". I think the Dane is confusing the colonization of Greenland with the colonization of Vinland, which was done by the Icelandic-Norwegian son of Erik, named Leif Erikson.

>By that logic Norwegians are Danes.
no actually not

That's not nice.

praise tengri

These are the nordic countries, no one new is allowed to join the club!

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b-but brothers ;_;
i am of nordics ;_;

>If you live within a coloured country

I actually don't, but i'll post anyway.

What about the Danelaw, lad?

t. 100% pure nordic stock born and raised in grimsby ( you can tell it's a nordic community thanks to the -by suffix :^) )

danes are not nordic but german

>germs
>nordic
No

Lies, North Germans are blonde, blue-eyed and 100% Nordic descendants of the vikings.

bjork

You are a strange people, but you must be protected.

Vinland houses

Comfy.

Fuck this map. Scotland is nordic.

Vinland fjord

why would they be? even we are more nordic than a bunch of celtic anglocucks.

Jesus. Since you're annexing everything, you might as well add Minnesota and Michigan's upper arm.

why? they have literally no culture in common with the nordic world.

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But the Russian industrial heartland and Nova Scotia do?

Ah... I love his videos. He's incredibly autistic even tough he reason in some issues

Ok, sure.

more so than irrelevant parts of amer-spic-a

Good evening my Nordic bredren.

Good evening!

>tfw blonde hair, blue eyes

Hello guys, polish guy working and living in Denmark here

>working
Stealing isn't work

\HEEEELOO

We keep getting bigger!

Oh god, here we go again.

I know that mostly polish people goes here to steal, can I be an exception?

map updated, try to be a bit more tolerant and inclusive

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At least paint it in Sweden's colour if you're gonna insist on bringing them into our autism alliance.

you forgot a few

Is that cigarette laced with piss?

Might as well add Ireland too considering Dublin, Cork and loads of other places were settled and founded by vikings.

You're absolutely right.

Hello from Carlisle my Nordic brethren

Our flag even looks nordic!

Can my reservation have norwegian oil money now?

Post comfy /nordic/ places

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Ah yes hello fellow nords. I too am 100% Nordic.

Daily reminder the Anglo-Saxons and the Normans were Nordic.

WE WUZ VIKINGS N SHIET

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greetings fellow nordics

This is Mount Thor.

The highest straight incline in the world.

And this is the twin flat peaks of Mount Asgard.

fixed it

Whenever I listen to Korpiklaani or watch a show like The Last Kingdom I can feel the blood of my Viking ancestors flowing through my veins

If you really want to fix it then you would group Denmark and Greenland together.

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is this bait

Why Dutchland and York is Nordic though ?

Because it's b8

The anglos and the saxons weren't nordic.

I know you twonk. Take Yorkshire off your cuck map.

post girls from you're cunt doing girly things

Oh, seems I'm allowed. I bet my anus I live in a colder area than any of you.

Hello friends

9000 hours in paint?

are you girl?

cringe name