You wake up tomorrow and this is now Iberia

You wake up tomorrow and this is now Iberia

Wat do?

fight

Why did we get stuck with Galicia?

You also get the Basque country, rejoice!

>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Pasinho de volante

I don't want them either.

I'm american now

>die of diabetes

Immigrate to the blue part and/or kill myself.

The endless debate about chocolatine/pain au chocolat suddendly ends.

>not 'get shot'
You blew it.

Lol I live in the blue zone america fuck yeah guns freedom and horrible beer

Spain is filled by germans, noooooo

Not him but sadly, even a french can
>Get shot
nowadays.

You'll drink your coors light and like it beaner.

>Ally with America to kill all pardo Brazilians
>Ally with Brazil to kill all americans
>Rename Iberia to Lusitania
>Rule the world

Wtf brazil is doing there???

Hell yeah sir

It's job.

Fucking something up assuredly.

Aw goddamnit

We can finally invade Mallorca and take it.

Build wall

You should extend the wall to the northern territories desu

Portugal and us are bros, it's cool.

Moving back home with dad.

Well, colonize.

I've always known it was pain au chocolat

*until oil reserves will be discovered

>Brazil expand South and expand favela culture to Morocco
>in a few decades Moroccan women no longer abide by sharia law and dress slutty
>more race mixing with Spanish people
>Moroccans achieve ethnic hegemony in the Iberian peninsula

>implying we need oil anymore
That's what Canada and North Dakota are for.

War.

You clearly know jackshit about Marocco

>favela culture

Wut?

Thanks america for making Spain great again at least is northern part

This.

Andalusia in rightful American clay.
We aim to please.

Really, it's a good new. End your relations with Saudi Arabia right now then. And begin to threat them as Iran, as the world say to you since the 80's. They are bad guys, and Pakistan too btw.
Why support them if it's not for (personal interests, from your politics, I admit) oil profit?

Don't take it bad, btw, Glorious France do the same thing, and all other countries.
It doesn't mean that the people aren't great.

>Andalusia in rightful American clay.

Do you want andalusia? We give you andalusia without any problem. We dont need money, It is free.

I don't want any of Spain but if we're forced to we might as well have it all.

Buy a house in occupied Galicia and spend my weekends in Porto and Lisboa.

Let's fucking go, father

>Morrocco women.
>Not already slutty.
If it wasn't for they religion and they fathers, they would be the largest sluts after the Anglo and Scandi girls.

Good old times killing burgers.
And macacos.

o shit I'm from Illinois. Will I be forced to speak Spanish and eat Paella?